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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Lemon posted:

If you have actual opinions on a moderator on an internet forum please have a word with yourself.

I have opinions on many things, great and small

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Bismuth posted:

I have opinions on many things, great and small

i named my balls "great" and "small" respectively

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





he's on a roll with the 6 hour probations

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7U3lo80YrQ

To our new mod. Long may he reign!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I have never even heard of him.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
who is it? did he post itt? i didnt read thraed because i cant read

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Cowman posted:

he's on a roll with the 6 hour probations
I haven't actually seen any, who's he get.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

who is it? did he post itt? i didnt read thraed because i cant read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqUnL89WkM

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

who is it? did he post itt? i didnt read thraed because i cant read


its a mexican spider person, el spider or something. idk who that even is

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

who is it? did he post itt? i didnt read thraed because i cant read

Spider Man is the new mod

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

this is the first appearance of morgan freeman in the marvel universe 1:40

this is also the first appearance of ISIS at 4:30

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

morgan freemna shoulda shot that honkey

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Who?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He gassed a Transmetropolitan thread right after I started reading Transmetropolitan today. He's clearly working against humanity's common interests.

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 17, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hes a yeti

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



As long as he keeps his rear end in the kitchen and away from my room I won't squish him.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ok i just went back and looked at it again and yes you are right he is not a white devil

i apologize to the yeti race

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Nigmaetcetera posted:

He gassed a Transmetropolitan thread right after I started reading Transmetropolitan today. He's clearly working against humanity's common interests.

It's too bad forums don't have some sort of feature where only the threads people post in get bumped, and the rest fall off. That way mods wouldn't have to waste time cleaning them up manually.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

revmoo posted:

It's too bad forums don't have some sort of feature where only the threads people post in get bumped, and the rest fall off. That way mods wouldn't have to waste time cleaning them up manually.


Wait I just realized it was a gagelion thread, I have no complaints now.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i'm going to nag my way into being a mod, a job whose only compensation is having power and fame within an internet forum

- an adult human, apparently? lol

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

spud posted:

I don't get where these mods come from. They seem to be people I never see post who have been on the forums about 10 years less than me.

looks like fyad and qcs, the most quality of forumses

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm going to nag my way into being a mod, a job whose only compensation is having power and fame within an internet forum

- an adult human, apparently? lol

who else is going to do it though. imagine if you will sitting down at your computer and reading 3 days worth of reports and deciding what to do about them. lol

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
spiders are usually cool but he isn't really all that cool so it's confusing

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
ok idk i read all those probes and aside from amityville anus those were all really terrible so w/e ur ok by me spider

edit: okay i mean the ones from this afternoon what the gently caress werre you doing this morning son why do you have like 20 probations handed out today relax and post "im gay" that should help you get into the groove

A Stupid Baby fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 17, 2015

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

A Stupid Baby posted:

looks like fyad and qcs, the most quality of forumses


who else is going to do it though. imagine if you will sitting down at your computer and reading 3 days worth of reports and deciding what to do about them. lol

for free, you mean. which is all the site can afford lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The SomethingSensitive dudes are already digging

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

for free, you mean. which is all the site can afford lol

I think a paid position might be worse honestly. Raidum was paid staff and look how he turned out

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
is this where is sign up to suck mod dick?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Flesh Forge posted:

The SomethingSensitive dudes are already digging

why the gently caress would anyone want to be a mod here? motherfuckres will try to ruin your real life and job and poo poo

i mean i guess its fine if you dont have a real life and job and poo poo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A Stupid Baby posted:

I think a paid position might be worse honestly. Raidum was paid staff and look how he turned out

radium was also nepotism

a paid professional interviewed and screened on merit alone might not be a total disaster

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I heard he gave Charlie sheen AIDS

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A misanthrope posted:

i mean i guess its fine if you dont have a real life and job and poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

oh yeah good point

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i named my balls "great" and "small" respectively

What about the third one

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
see me i'm scared to death of doxxing. i don't want anyone to tell by boss down at the dick sucking factory what i post here

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I get really worried that someone will tell my guildmaster that I posted about cats farting on babies

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Flesh Forge posted:

I get really worried that someone will tell my guildmaster that I posted about cats farting on babies

i signed a contract at my job saying i would never post about cats farting on babies. they are really strict about company image here.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Blue Raider posted:

garbage day is cool

:agreed:, garbage day just sent me the nicest pm and is a good guy

zen death robot posted:

I unbanned starwar Betamax if someone can tell him.

This is also good, as well as just

dad gay. so what posted:

thanks for switching me back spider man

I'm also thankful for whoever did this- sharing an office with DGSW for the past couple weeks has been a terrible experience and even though I've been able to clean up the fast-food wrappers and return the empty vodka bottles, I don't think I'll ever be able to get rid of the awful smell :sigh:

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

one one hand i think being a mod would be hilarious to gently caress with idiots but on the other id only want to do it whilst on the toilet similar to clash of clans

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the people v. Elle Q. Spider

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

radium was also nepotism

a paid professional interviewed and screened on merit alone might not be a total disaster

the job is basically the same as the people who have to be forums janitor for blizzard only they dont get paid as much and will have people actively scrutinizing their every move and they would probably get canned/burn out at the same pace anyway

like if it were me id just probate anyone who reported for anything that wasnt like so abjectly horrible that it needed to be taken care of quickly and/or just not read the report queue

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