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Volume posted:Oh yeah, there we go. Thems good eats now Nice saltman.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:34 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:35 |
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This thread is now about pallets. Please keep your salt out of this too. It won't help you build one and this time it can't mask the fact that your poo poo at the one thing you're trying to make.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:36 |
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Hi I am the op and I am master chef The colonels eleven herbs and spices taste good so if I put literally a pound of twenty eight different things in then it will taste amazing but no salt that is for peasants
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:38 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Hi I am the op and I am master chef Salt is one of the Colonel's secret spices, you've been had!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:39 |
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seriously, this isn't even like "someone could reasonably hold this opinion" status but you fucks are still feeding
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:39 |
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I bet you prefer sweet popcorn too chef hitler
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:39 |
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Peanut President posted:Salt is one of the Colonel's secret spices, you've been had! Ffffuck what are the others?!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:40 |
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baby pallet
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:41 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Ffffuck what are the others?! My god it says here they're just all salt! All Eleven are just varying quantities of Sodium Chloride!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:42 |
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but seriously salt is garbage seasoning for retards not trolling i am 100% serious here i cheer your early deaths from blood pressure related maladies
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:43 |
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ghlbtsk posted:baby pallet omg it's so cute!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:44 |
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XMNN posted:not trolling i am 100% serious
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:45 |
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XMNN posted:but seriously salt is garbage seasoning for retards If you put sugar on popcorn instead of salt as an adult you should kill yourself though And don't get me started on that toffee poo poo
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:45 |
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Stuntman posted:i WOULD say that nobody is going to be fooled by this, but considering how many of them fell for the OP...
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:46 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:47 |
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Volume posted:clealry you don't know how to use spices. Sorry your food sucks Clearly you actually don't understand salt. Your food sucks and if you had any friends they wouldn't want to eat your garbage food that you cook. You sir are a loving lovely cook. Accept that.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:47 |
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XMNN posted:no this is completely real, i swear on my mums life i do not like putting salt in food
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:51 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Clearly you actually don't understand salt. Your food sucks and if you had any friends they wouldn't want to eat your garbage food that you cook. Sorry this thread's about pallets now.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:51 |
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Stuntman posted:i WOULD say that nobody is going to be fooled by this, but considering how many of them fell for the OP... Do you just hate fun? I mean honestly, I get that feeling smugly superior is good, and imagining yourself as the only person who can see obvious trolls bring obvious must be a thrill, but I enjoyed reading the salt hate while it lasted. Pallet thread, not so much.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:53 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:56 |
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XMNN posted:no this is completely real, i swear on my mums life i do not like putting salt in food what the gently caress man
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:56 |
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that ones a bit forced imo
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:58 |
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Peanut President posted:My god it says here they're just all salt! All Eleven are just varying quantities of Sodium Chloride! i used to work at KFC, the recipe is on the bag. other than salt there is MSG, pepper, and garlic powder, and flour obviously. thats it
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:10 |
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Let me tell you about how to properly cook stuff *literally orders fast food*
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:13 |
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Volume posted:Sorry this thread's about pallets now. thats a skid
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:14 |
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IM MAD ABOUT SALT e: AND PALLETS
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:16 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:20 |
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black1abel posted:thats a skid I'm new to the world of pallets and skids. I'm sorry I did not mean to offend or trigger any one. Thank you for pointing out my error and helping me learn more bout my new interest.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:26 |
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Enjoy your thyroid problems because there is no other source of iodine in your diet.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:31 |
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this is the stupidest thread in the universe
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:32 |
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Volume posted:I'm new to the world of pallets and skids. I'm sorry I did not mean to offend or trigger any one. Thank you for pointing out my error and helping me learn more bout my new interest. So far we are learning you don't understand the actual purpose of salt and you don't know what the gently caress a pallet and a skid actually is. So far you are looking like a big loving idiot.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:36 |
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XMNN posted:but seriously salt is garbage seasoning for retards I am gargling soy sauce right now.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:39 |
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Volume posted:I'm sorry your little baby pallet can't handle the taste of fresh rosemary and lemon pepper. Let me get you some A1 sauce for your well done steak. Rosemary and lemon pepper won't protect your food from ghosts though. It's basic science!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:39 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:41 |
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Salt has important physiological properties that affect how other flavours are perceived. Well done for cooking sub-optimal food, OP. just imagine! All those herbs and spices (including shallots) could taste even better! http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK50958/ http://sciencefare.org/2013/07/10/why-does-salt-make-almost-everything-taste-better/
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:42 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:42 |
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welcome to my poop box
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:44 |
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Myron Baloney posted:I am gargling soy sauce right now.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:45 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 22:38 |
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Salt was a very valuable and highly sought after spice back in the old days. gently caress, it was the only way to preserve food without ice boxes. OP has some kinda hate boner against something that's historically significant. God bless salt.
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