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WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

George Zimmer posted:

Isn't this kinda what BCG should already be doing?

Boston Consulting Group: "You should have a race in Boston."

IndyCar: "Okay."

Boston Consulting Group: "That will be $600,000, please."

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Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/125380-indycar-presenting-sponsor-for-indy-500
The Indy 500, presented by D.A. Lubricants’ Penn Grade Motor Oil

http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/125374-indycar-current-engine-regs-could-remain-until-2020
"The Verizon IndyCar Series will use its current engine formula through at least 2017, and could extend the 2.2-liter twin-turbocharged V6 platform through 2020."

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
Cue the dipshit purists thinking the sky is falling.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Im ok with the engine formula staying, but I did wish they sounded a little better. They don't sound bad at all, but they don't sound super cool like the old Cossie V8s or the F1 V10 era or anything.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNKqU5xXmE

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




ICS is stepping up its presence online with old races and cute videos like these. I am okay with this

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

quote:

Robert Doornbos and I are sharing a moment.

Standing about a foot away, the tall, bald and unabashed Dutchman strokes a lily-white rubber dildo that, via the magic of the Internet and a smartphone, syncs up with a "fleshlight." Never heard of it? Think of a hollow flashlight lined with silicone that feels like a ... well, you know.

When Doornbos grips the dildo, the fleshlight tightens. When he rubs it, the insides move.

http://www.cnet.com/news/how-online-porn-and-tech-are-taking-over-your-orgasm/

Nice to see Bobby Doorknobs is hard. At work.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

:lol: No. loving. way.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Indycar 2016: "Nothing is going to replace a penis at the end of the day," he says. "We get some of these products that are just wild, but the penis will still be the product that everyone wants."

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

At least he does something else productive with his time when he isn't racing in the Champ Car World Series.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



is this real cnet or some fake site run by mark plourde

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Well, thanks to not letting his (possibly nonexistent) wife win in CCWS, Plourde's sex life has been a bit stale lately...

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


VikingSkull posted:

Indycar 2016: "Nothing is going to replace a penis at the end of the day,"

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


VikingSkull posted:

Indycar 2016: "Nothing is going to replace a penis at the end of the day," he says. "We get some of these products that are just wild, but the penis will still be the product that everyone wants."

Indycar 2016: Everyone wants Bobby's D.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Indycar 2016: Hard Doorknobs

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
IndyCar 2016: It's really just pornography in the end

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Indycar 2016: Current Series champ: a lily-white rubber dildo

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/125430-indycar-busch-open-to-indy-500-return
Short and sweet. Kurt wants back in for the 500, provided he can find a front-running car.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Bentai posted:

http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/125430-indycar-busch-open-to-indy-500-return
Short and sweet. Kurt wants back in for the 500, provided he can find a front-running car.

Trackforum said that CFH is the team I guess that's been courting him and i guess they're interested.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





I'm all for Kurt back in a DW12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9WDk0P0qA

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Smoke should run this year in Cup, drop the mic in November, and then start a 4 car Indy team with all his current drivers IMO

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

Smoke should run this year in Cup, drop the mic in November, and then start a 4 car Indy team with all his current drivers IMO

If Gene Haas was serious about wanting to be a Dan Gurney/Roger Penske like figure? He'd toss money at Stewart to run an IndyCar, and MRTI cars out of his shop wedged between Andretti and Ganassi over in Zionsville.

If he wants to be the :911: champion in F1? He'd use it as a training ground for future F1 talent.

Sadly I don't believe either are interested. Stewart just had this look in an interview with Robin Miller that makes me believe it's going to be a long time before we see Stewart ever set foot at IMS again in May.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

AOWR is now a stepping stone to the sex industry.

:suicide:

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Fauxhawk Express posted:

AOWR is now a stepping stone to the sex industry.

USF2000
Star Mazda
Indy Lights
IndyCar Series
Adult Video Series

"The Mazda Road to Porn"

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

WindyMan posted:


Adult Video Series


If you cum first, you're last.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
oh my god, I just realized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5mD7usQbo

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Anyone going to Long Beach?

Few of us from work about to buy tickets, just wondering if there's gonna be goons :v:

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
There are always goons at Long Beach.

I'm a goon, I'm going to Long Beach.

goonie goon goon gune

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
In the "how in the ever loving gently caress haven't I heard this before?!" files, apparently old school midpacker Ed Pimm grew up here and graduated from my highschool. The gently caress?

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=TKVGAAAAIBAJ&sjid=SDMNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4624%2C3073012

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

VikingSkull posted:

In the "how in the ever loving gently caress haven't I heard this before?!" files, apparently old school midpacker Ed Pimm grew up here and graduated from my highschool. The gently caress?

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=TKVGAAAAIBAJ&sjid=SDMNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4624%2C3073012

Well better than me. I got Ted Bundy as the most famous in my high school. If Desmond Trufant can keep getting pro bowls and stuff I can say I graduated with him. I got no drivers here.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I never heard him mentioned at my school once. I'm pretty sure the most famous graduate we had was former 20 game winning pitcher Matt Morris.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

FuzzySkinner posted:

Andretti and Ganassi over in Zionsville.

Inside 465, not zionsville. I drive by ganassi all the time, its always amusing to see how quickly they get up an updated "2014 champion" sign added or Indy 500 or whatever

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


i think steve kinser went to my high school

devmd01 posted:

Inside 465, not zionsville. I drive by ganassi all the time, its always amusing to see how quickly they get up an updated "2014 champion" sign added or Indy 500 or whatever

yeah they're not in zionsville but they're both right off zionsville rd

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

No racers from my high school but we do have a couple of NBA draft busts in Eric Montross and Greg Oden.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Fauxhawk Express posted:

No racers from my high school but we do have a couple of NBA draft busts in Eric Montross and Greg Oden.

hey my cousin went to lawrence north

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

No racers that I'm aware of, but Seth Morales went to my high school and that's about it.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

On a lighter side besides Bundy, I have Dale Chihuly, the famous glass artist who also funded our school to do glass art.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


No athletes or anything. I just have to make do with a few Nobel prize winners.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Minto Took posted:

No racers that I'm aware of, but Seth Morales went to my high school and that's about it.

WIIIIIIDEDE OPEN. GOT HIM. TOUCHDOWN PURDUE! SETH MORALES...HOOOOOOLLLLLLY TOLEDO!

gently caress Morgan Burke btw.

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George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
Jamie Moyer, former pitcher for the Phillies, went to my high school.

Yup.

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