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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Who is the guy on the right? Is there a crazed junkie on the SS?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

its actually going to own

... for me to poop on!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

id vote for whoever promised to ban all superhero movies

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Remember Leto used to watch stickdeath.com videos every day before acting to really get himself into the mindset of the Joker-Man a villain who is a Joker.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Frankenstyle posted:

Does the DC universes not have showers?

It's gonna be the really greasy nerds who cosplay as these characters, so DC are making it easy for them. They get to spend hundreds on a costume AND skip the shower.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jesus Christ I forgot he was in this

What a loving wreck

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lasher posted:

Remember Leto used to watch stickdeath.com videos every day before acting to really get himself into the mindset of the Joker-Man a villain who is a Joker.

What like... like Xiao Xiao?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hi I'm Jared Leto, the guy dumb enough to take the role of Joker after Heath Ledger

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
If the studios don't butcher it, and they are decent enough about letting DC movies be their own thing, this movie is going to be awesome and also dope, sickrad nasty to the max.

The director of Training Day does super villains, what's not to love? Be glad the whole thing doesn't take place in a van driving endlessly to the mission site while everyone inside becomes increasingly more deranged and likely to turn on the others.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

BottledBodhisvata posted:

If the studios don't butcher it, and they are decent enough about letting DC movies be their own thing, this movie is going to be awesome and also dope, sickrad nasty to the max.

The director of Training Day does super villains, what's not to love? Be glad the whole thing doesn't take place in a van driving endlessly to the mission site while everyone inside becomes increasingly more deranged and likely to turn on the others.

The van scenario sounds way better than what we're actually going to get.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

*Camera zooms in on Dead Eye or whatever Will Smith's character's name is*

Awww HELL NO

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tenzarin posted:

You know the sad part, is that it was still better than the other fantastic four movies.

Holy poo poo no it wasn't, the F4 reboot is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The originals were just bland, this one was offensively bad.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I hope will smith uses his silly accent from that football movie that no one watched in this film

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

WatermelonGun posted:

The van scenario sounds way better than what we're actually going to get.

Yeah, actually, Reservoir Dogs in a van sounds kind of cool.

The ending would be that it turns out they're all being driven into a police sting, so the surviving guy just gets arrested in the end after having killed all the others.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BottledBodhisvata posted:

If the studios don't butcher it, and they are decent enough about letting DC movies be their own thing, this movie is going to be awesome and also dope, sickrad nasty to the max.

The director of Training Day does super villains, what's not to love? Be glad the whole thing doesn't take place in a van driving endlessly to the mission site while everyone inside becomes increasingly more deranged and likely to turn on the others.

nice av, idiot :rolleyes:

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Superhero movies/TV shows are all garbage that doesn't actually matter or go anywhere.

They all follow the same formula.

-Introduce the characters and get the gang together
-Fight the current "biggest threat of all time to the universe"
-It always ends positively with no one actually suffering any permanent consequences and there's a short hint of what the next movie/season will be about
- Rinse, repeat

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Applewhite posted:

What like... like Xiao Xiao?

ONLY EDGIER

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

spudsbuckley posted:

Superhero movies/TV shows are all garbage that doesn't actually matter or go anywhere.

They all follow the same formula.

-Introduce the characters and get the gang together
-Fight the current "biggest threat of all time to the universe"
-It always ends positively with no one actually suffering any permanent consequences and there's a short hint of what the next movie will be about
- Rinse, repeat

Which is why they need to adapt Invincible into a TV series.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

spudsbuckley posted:

Superhero movies/TV shows are all garbage that doesn't actually matter or go anywhere.

They all follow the same formula.

-Introduce the characters and get the gang together
-Fight the current "biggest threat of all time to the universe"
-It always ends positively with no one actually suffering any permanent consequences and there's a short hint of what the next movie/season will be about
- Rinse, repeat

I agree, Marvel films are garbage.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Applewhite posted:

Which is why they need to adapt Invincible into a TV series.

That kid uppercutting that dudes jaw up through his head was the best!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lasher posted:

ONLY EDGIER

Holy poo poo. Xiao Xiao is about the adgiest thing I can imagine. Did you see the part where he punched that dude and was like "shweee" and then threw the axe and got that guy square in the chest?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lasher posted:

That kid uppercutting that dudes jaw up through his head was the best!

I liked when he punched out Conquest'srobot arm

and also the part where he was raped by Anissa

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Lasher posted:

Remember Leto used to watch stickdeath.com videos every day before acting to really get himself into the mindset of the Joker-Man a villain who is a Joker.

I really want this to be not a joke

it's not a joke, right?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

*Camera zooms in on Dead Eye or whatever Will Smith's character's name is*

Awww HELL NO

I can't describe to you the mixture of giddiness and frustration I felt while reading this post

Monkey Fracas posted:

I really want this to be not a joke

it's not a joke, right?

It's all a joke man, it's all one terrible joke

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Tbh Invincible seems like it'd be better off as an HBO/Netflix type show than a movie since it's all one coherent and continuous story and I can't see you being able to do a satisfactory version of the original story arc with Mark and Nolan in less than a trilogy (which would be quite the leap of faith for a comic that, while popular among comic nerds, doesn't have anywhere near the same level of cultural awareness as the main Marvel/DC properties)

Also the movie would be like a hard-R if they kept it true to the comics, which makes it even less viable (while nobody cares about TV-MA)


Edit: oh wait you said tv series I'm dumb as gently caress

LGD fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jan 11, 2016

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I can't describe to you the mixture of giddiness and frustration I felt while reading this post

Good... GOOD! :q:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

SciFiDownBeat posted:

It's all a joke man, it's all one terrible joke

guess it's time to tattoo HA HA HA HA HA all over my body in a haphazard and extremely edgy fashion

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Lights. Camera. INSANITY!

I can't remember which ones were fake now to be honest. I could see them all happening.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Zzulu posted:

my favourite character is the asian girl whose superpower is "having a katana" and is called "katana" and wears a mask with the japanese flag on it

She's from the 80s, "person-of-color with person-of-color-powers" was their idea of inclusiveness back then.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lasher posted:

Lights. Camera. INSANITY!

I can't remember which ones were fake now to be honest. I could see them all happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQxTiq_IM0U

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo I forgot about

Damaged

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

my favourite character is the asian girl whose superpower is "having a katana" and is called "katana" and wears a mask with the japanese flag on it

Pththya-lyi posted:

She's from the 80s, "person-of-color with person-of-color-powers" was their idea of inclusiveness back then.


Now in all fairness, that is how the Japanese portray their own superheroes most of the time.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

will smith plays black panther in this movie right?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

good to see that bat boy is getting work these days

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
also why in like every action movie does the femme fatale character have to do some kind of head scissors move

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Pitdragon posted:

also why in like every action movie does the femme fatale character have to do some kind of head scissors move

Also in every action movie the femme fatale is introduced with her face covered so she can do something badass and the audience is like "woah, that dude is totally cool!" but then she takes off her helmet and the audience is like "Whaaaa?? A woman??"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

*Record scratch*

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

100 million dollar budget and that's what they went with? Holy crap. It's all gotta be some weird tax scheme like in the producers.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Joker has Mexican Hitman/ Matador style I guess for some reason just give us that money you loving loser you know you like comicbook poo poo and this is poo poo so just give us what's in your wallet gently caress you

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