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y'all just ain't looking because I've seen plenty of titties. There's one enemy group that has women fighters that always have one titty hanging out. So, if you ever wanted to club around a cro-magnon looking bitch with one titty hanging out, this is the game for you
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one time I ran into what seemed like an empty village but there was a couple loving in one of the huts, as soon as they heard I was close they got up and ran off into the forest
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Feb 27, 2016 23:26
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I love buying mediocre games just to see some low poly titties and have a dude piss on me. I'm quirky like that. My friends call me boner champ. Dude this game has you getting pissed on its so hilarious I gave them $60
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Feb 27, 2016 23:29
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Earwicker posted:one time I ran into what seemed like an empty village but there was a couple loving in one of the huts, as soon as they heard I was close they got up and ran off into the forest They really keep pushing the boundaries of what teenagers will be subjected to these days in video games. 
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Feb 28, 2016 00:04
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I might have to get this game now.
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Feb 28, 2016 00:37
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Far Cry Primal Titties
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Feb 28, 2016 01:07
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loving christ the beast duel is baaad, terrible controls and zero feedback on hits
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Feb 28, 2016 03:15
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hottubrhymemachine posted:I love buying mediocre games just to see some low poly titties and have a dude piss on me. I'm quirky like that. My friends call me boner champ. actually I bought the game because I like Far Cry games and I also enjoyed the Beastmaster movies. the golden shower is just a bonus personally I wouldn't say it's mediocre. It's not some kind of revolutionary game of the year experience but imo after turning off the interface it's a very fun video game, in a way much more visceral than the others in the seires
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Feb 28, 2016 04:59
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Once you ride a sabertooth tigher through the forest at night with the moonlight shining through the trees, chucking your flaming spears and neanderthals, its hard not to like. Its also nice that you can harvest items while staying on your mount. Flying is pretty much unnecessary since you got fast travel, fast mounts, and the owl for aerial recon. I havent seen tits yet, only a neanderthal couple humping each other with their clothes on by the campfire.
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Feb 28, 2016 09:37
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I can't say the voice acting for Urki is the best, but his stunts are magnificent.
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Feb 29, 2016 00:59
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Primal Hurk owns
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Feb 29, 2016 13:36
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can i vpn my way to playing this today or...?
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Feb 29, 2016 14:25
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It doesn't unlock until around 8pm local time in east coast Australia, so it's probably just one global unlock time instead of a rolling unlock, which rules out VPN shenanigans.
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Feb 29, 2016 14:54
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Clocked it over the weekend. Really enjoyed it. Moreso than 3 and 4 I think. The setting really clicked for me and crafting because you're a beast-man made way more sense than it did for Ajay or the other guy. I kinda get what people meant about the story. It wasn't that there were no strong bad guys, it just felt a little unbalanced. I loved how both opposing tribes had their share of primal superstitions and mysticism it was just After dealing with the Cannibals and the boss just being some dude in a cave with some vague stuff with their fertility statues then moving onto the sun worshipers there was a HUGE leap in quality. The vision quests alone were loving insane, then you go to fight the boss on the side of a mountain under an eclipse as they freak out thinking you've brought about the apocalypse! Really, really cool. That felt like a great climax, but if there was a second tribe that ramped up to that I felt it would have flowed a bit better is all. Unlike 3 and 4 I'm definitely going to mop up all the side-quests and hunts for this. Then reset the camps and murder the world again fully powered up. Loved it.
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Feb 29, 2016 14:58
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So it doesn't unlock until 5AM tomorrow? That's balderdash why wouldn't they make it midnight EST preorder CANCELED
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Feb 29, 2016 15:05
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AlmightyBob posted:loving christ the beast duel is baaad, terrible controls and zero feedback on hits yeah its honestly one of the worst things i have played. which sucks because i realy like primal so far. its far cry at its most basic and it works realy well. going legolas on bunch of retard udam never gets old.
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Feb 29, 2016 17:35
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This game seems like a good way to act out some parts post-bear mauling in The Revenant.
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Feb 29, 2016 23:42
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fun story from the game. i was sneaking through a mostly uninhabited udam village, and i found two udam loving each other doggy style. i bashed the guy with stealth kill, and the udam women started screaming "wenja" and ran into a nearby hut. i lit it up and she ran out on fire. just then the hunting party came back from their hunt. and i went legolas on their asses. this is a great game.
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Mar 1, 2016 01:25
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I just saw this gif on the Kotaku review. Random crocodile. I'm buying this game now. 
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Blind Rasputin posted:I just saw this gif on the Kotaku review. Random crocodile. I'm buying this game now. Also, there are Goliath Tigerfish too (called "bitefish").
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Mar 1, 2016 04:13
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So is this game worth getting if I liked 3 and 4? Also wheres the cheapest place to get it that's also reliable.
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:So is this game worth getting if I liked 3 and 4? honestly the more I play it the more I think its one of the best in the series
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Mar 2, 2016 05:17
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I agree with the Giant Bomb consensus that it feels like one long sidequest so far, but the gameplay has been absolutely solid; so I don't dislike it enough to stop playing.
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Mar 2, 2016 05:48
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Seems like not many people are playing this. And the reviews on Steam are terrible (mostly because of DRM poo poo). However I've got 3 hours in so far and I'm enjoying it a lot. Just don't expect it to be FC 3/4. It deviates from that formula a bit but still feels like a Far Cry game. Also I find it hilarious (and fun) that in every FC game there just HAS to be parts where you take some crazy drugs and trip balls.
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Mar 2, 2016 05:55
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:So is this game worth getting if I liked 3 and 4? Also wheres the cheapest place to get it that's also reliable. I think the gameplay is better than FC 4 and 3.
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Shrinkage posted:I think the gameplay is better than FC 4 and 3. I mean the plot isn't genius work but it's literal cavemen so what can you expect.  Still a shame it doesn't seem to be getting much attention, it's really solid and fun.
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Mar 2, 2016 11:10
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Asimo posted:Still a shame it doesn't seem to be getting much attention, it's really solid and fun. From what I've read it's getting good attention and reviews. The fact that there are no guns is probably the main reason it won't sell as much as the previous ones. And ironically I haven't played Far Cry since the first (I'm not a FPS fan) but pre-purchased this one because I really dig the setting.
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Mar 2, 2016 11:20
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it's better than the past two far crys by virtue of the fact that all the lovely voice acting and story is just made up language and grunts
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Never said it was popular. The lack of guns will actually make this game quite unpopular and niche. I don't know what sales number Ubisoft were expecting when making this game. I'm glad they did but it's certainly not going to be one of their best sellers.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:From what I've read it's getting good attention and reviews. The fact that there are no guns is probably the main reason it won't sell as much as the previous ones.  quote:And ironically I haven't played Far Cry since the first (I'm not a FPS fan) but pre-purchased this one because I really dig the setting. *Blood Dragon's was intentionally stupid so it doesn't count.
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Mar 2, 2016 11:50
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Also this early sidequest from the shaman to help the elephant spirit kill all the rhinos is complete bullshit.
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Even though it doesn't match the time frame i'm still mad we didn't get dinosaurs. We got a dragon though
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Mar 2, 2016 12:51
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Asimo posted:On the other hand I've never played the first! Enjoyed all the other ones a great deal despite the inane plotlines* though, and despite the fact they play close to the usual open world ubisoft formula they actually tend to work pretty well. It's probably Ubisoft's most consistent fun AAA series, probably because they haven't milked it quite as hard as asscreed yet. The first one is much more linear than the others but it's a lot of fun, definitely recommend checking it out.
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The fact that this seems to condense the worst parts of the nu-Far Cry games into one long game probably isn't doing it any favors. Very heavy on resource gathering, animal fights, lack of any gimmicks that let you get around the map more efficiently, no tower climbing(I'm a mad man that actually digs this part of ubi games), seems like a general lack of vertical movement overall, heavy focus on boring weapons that all effectively function the same with no melee combat system in place, probably doesn't feature as much exploration as past games since there aren't really any predecessors that could've left cool stuff lying about, dealing with dozens of menus to sink resources into, story gated content, redundant skills on the skill tree, running out skills to upgrade before the game's even over, and the list goes on. This is just the impression I got from all of the gameplay videos I've seen, overall, this doesn't look like a $60 game in any shape or form. Like Far Cry 4, the most I'd drop on it is probably $20 for it and the season pass.
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Ryoga posted:We got a dragon though I had the biggest poo poo eating grin when I found it and just sat there for a good few minutes listening to the music cues. 
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Deakul posted:The fact that this seems to condense the worst parts of the nu-Far Cry games into one long game probably isn't doing it any favors. some of these complaints are valid but some of them seem uninformed. There are definitely gimmicks to let you get around the map more efficiently, if you are riding a sabertooth tiger you'll be going plenty fast (or you can fast travel if you want). I'm not sure what is wrong with animal fights. Personally I don't find the weapons or combat boring at all, the melee combat is descent. There is plenty of exploration, just as much as in previous games, though you are right this is not conducted by climbing towers, thankfully. (and there are certainly predecessors, you aren't playing the first human being ever..) I agree probably not quite a $60 game because I do see it more like a Blood Dragon style remake of FC4. But the gameplay is great.
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There's a lot more verticality than you'd think from the concept, it just revolves more around terrain and cliffside dwellings and such rather than towers and concrete fortresses. The weapon variety is a bit eeh, but the main ones you have access to are pretty distinctly different in actual play, even if the melee mechanics aren't exactly deep. Also it's fun to chuck a club at someone's skull. Deakul posted:This is just the impression I got from all of the gameplay videos I've seen, overall, this doesn't look like a $60 game in any shape or form. Like Far Cry 4, the most I'd drop on it is probably $20 for it and the season pass.  I can kinda understand the sentiment with Primal even if I don't agree, but FC4's a pretty drastic improvement over 3 in every way that matters, has a wide assortment of quality of life improvements, a new map with much more varied quests and environments, and generally a larger game overall. How does that not justify a full price game release unless you're absolutely morally opposed to the very idea of AAA sequels as a concept?
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Deakul posted:The fact that this seems to condense the worst parts of the nu-Far Cry games into one long game probably isn't doing it any favors. While I agree that it may not be a $60 game, you're pretty far off base considering you haven't actually played. Gameplay is actually really on-point & tight for being such a primitive system. As mentioned there is fast travel like any other open-world game, plus once you start riding beasts they are fast as hell. Conquering outposts is just as fun as ever, with help from the owl that basically serves as your binoculars. Binoculars that can tag enemies, drop bee bombs on their heads and swoop down to tear their faces off. You know how there were caged animals you could release occasionally at outposts in FC3 and FC4? In Primal these animals are your partner, permanently, and you can sic your beast on enemies while you make holes in their face with arrows and spears. Upclose melee combat is great too because you can just bash the poo poo out of the enemy, or you can powerup your attack to take out multiple enemies in a single swing. The spiked club The caveman-speak actually feels very appropriate and really makes it feel like 10,000 BC. Primal is really really good if you give it a chance. Maybe grab it when it goes on sale in a few months, but don't write it off completely.
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