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Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

Stinky_Pete posted:

Thank you

Their developers are going to check the logs to see what people have been making and they're going to wonder what the gently caress

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Stinky_Pete posted:

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Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

steinrokkan posted:

The sky is a city. There are two tall towers. The towers stand next to each other. The right tower is smoking. There is a plane facing the left tower. The plane is close to the left tower. An eagle head is portrayed above the scene. The eagle head is facing the towers. The eagle is crying.

And a follow-up:

# ? Mar 11, 2016 06:46

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

A man.
A man has big hair.
Seven dragon balls.
Seven dragon balls are next to a man.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 07:43

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Putty posted:

tried the program myself, it's pretty good!

"local idiot does what he does best"

LMAO

# ? Mar 11, 2016 08:04

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Stinky_Pete posted:

Couldn't get checkered ground, but I added some embellishments

I got the bust by typing "communist"

this is vaporwave as gently caress.

Stinky_Pete posted:

I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this one

# ? Mar 11, 2016 09:53

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

A man sleeps. A monkey sits on the man's face.

It's the simple things in life, really.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 10:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

A man carries a printer. A bed. Panties on the bed. A woman laughs.

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A man. A woman. A pizza on the floor.

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TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Mega64 posted:

A man carries a printer. A bed. Panties on the bed. A woman laughs.

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

my magnum opus

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

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the passion of the printer-carrier

# ? Mar 11, 2016 15:21

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

a supermarket trolley floats over buddha. the fish swims. briefcase on the lawn

# ? Mar 11, 2016 15:27

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Has anyone had any luck on figuring out posing for the people and what not? Also I added it to the OP already but here is a link to the website itself http://www.wordseye.com/ . It appears account creation is much more open than it was months ago. So you goons can go hog wild with this now.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Mar 11, 2016

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Windows 98 posted:

Has anyone had any luck on figuring out posing for the people and what not? Also I added it to the OP already but here is a link to the website itself http://www.wordseye.com/ . It appears account creation is much more open than it was months ago. So you goons can go hog wild with this now.

I registered and got an account maybe an hour later.

You can also render in "HD" for tokens that you get by visiting the site. Perfect for a sick vapourwave album cover.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 16:28

Puella: Oct 31, 2013; The meaning of life is The Sims.

Shinjobi posted:

A man sleeps. A monkey sits on the man's face.

There's something poetic in this. Probably.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 17:38

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

SirEvelynTremble posted:

a supermarket trolley floats over buddha. the fish swims. briefcase on the lawn

I can't find a buddha model, but I want to use it for this and other ideas. Does anyone know if there's a repository of freely available models to sift through?

Windows 98 posted:

Has anyone had any luck on figuring out posing for the people and what not?

All I've got is you can say "the man is facing down" or up or north, south, east, west, and play with it until you have what you want. Every model has a different "front." When I was doing the waterboarding scene, the soldier was diagonal on the table so it was hard to get the other object positioned, so I tried making him face northwest, northeast, but they both made him perpendicular to the table, so I just figured better then nothing and rolled with it.

I think the models are just meshes with textures, no joints like in Unity or SFM, but I guess that's something to ask for, and it would up to the person uploading the model to label what each "part" is (e.g. hand, head). I kinda want to apply to work for them because computer vision and semantic processing has been a dream field for me since college. Like, they have a framework for very stilted language structure now, but if they can add more constructions and evolve the semantic learning of the system, they could potentially even create new (accurate) models out of phrases by people who are naive about computers, but I'm getting ahead of myself. In the meantime, the system's infancy is hilariously fun.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 17:45

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

yeah i just put them in, face them around and just use "on" and "in" and left/right to try to angle it correctly

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Apparently you can do poo poo like change the suns azimuth. Jeez.

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

A duck sits at a counter. He says the fat radio man's talking points from two weeks ago. A man drinks heavily while driving his car; the man is angry. Nearby, a dog is large.

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

there is an orange cat. the orange cat is fat. he is sitting behind a tray of lasagna. the orange cat looks unhappy. a calendar 5 feet to the right of him is titled "Monday".

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

I wanna do one for Dustin too but I don't know how this algorithm would visually portray "emotional abuse", "learned helplessness", or "codependence"

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Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Improbable Lobster posted:

Apparently you can do poo poo like change the suns azimuth. Jeez.

Nice. I'll have to look into adding light sources. I would pay some big buckaroos to get the software package on my computer so I don't have to wait for my pan request to traverse the series of tubes and back, especially if it allowed tweaking of positions and angles once the objects have been placed by the words. Like, let me say Gorilla is facing 30 degrees away from Clown, then when it's 30 degrees CCW and I wanted CW, I can just click and drag a circle like in Unity, and it also changes the text as I do it, so that we still preserve the one-to-one concept of the text to scene.

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Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

"The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows"

or "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death"

# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:32

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Cathulhu posted:

"The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows"

or "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death"

my dude

# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:33

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Stinky_Pete posted:

Nice. I'll have to look into adding light sources. I would pay some big buckaroos to get the software package on my computer so I don't have to wait for my pan request to traverse the series of tubes and back, especially if it allowed tweaking of positions and angles once the objects have been placed by the words. Like, let me say Gorilla is facing 30 degrees away from Clown, then when it's 30 degrees CCW and I wanted CW, I can just click and drag a circle like in Unity, and it also changes the text as I do it, so that we still preserve the one-to-one concept of the text to scene.

link this thread and email them ... i reckon you have a good chance of getting it sent

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Sylvia Plathetic: Nov 15, 2009

A house. A basement. A computer is in the basement. A man is in the basement. A beard is on the man's neck. A sock is in the basement. A man is in the house. A woman is in the house. The man and woman are disappointed. There are stairs in the house.

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

there are two girls. there is a cup.

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i would like to see:

two human. the human are friends. the friends are 10 feet 2 inche and 8 feet tall. the friends are having fun. the friends are on the beach. the beach is 4 feet tall. there are 2 palm threes the trees are 19 feet tall. on the palm tree is a secret man. the man is watching the friends. the man is 12 feet tall. the man has binocular. the friends bounce the ball. the ball is red and green. i do not understand the imperial measurement system. it is four o clock in the morning

thanks

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

lonesomedwarf posted:

i would like to see:

two human. the human are friends. the friends are 10 feet 2 inche and 8 feet tall. the friends are having fun. the friends are on the beach. the beach is 4 feet tall. there are 2 palm threes the trees are 19 feet tall. on the palm tree is a secret man. the man is watching the friends. the man is 12 feet tall. the man has binocular. the friends bounce the ball. the ball is red and green. i do not understand the imperial measurement system. it is four o clock in the morning

thanks

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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

dreezy posted:

there are two girls. there is a cup.

go on

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

There are four hundred thousand trains.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:14

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

I have big dreams for this software. If they can get verbs to correspond with animations, we might one day all have the power to be Taiwanese Animators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7wKf47WMfo

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:14

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Zzulu posted:

There are four hundred thousand trains.

There are -722e91 trains

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:17

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The demon in the middle of a large hockey arena with a spotlight 2 feet in front of him.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:25

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

[

Oh my god

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Brinty: Aug 4, 2012

Internet.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:52

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

there is a 256 feet tall man
in front of the 256 feet tall man there is a 128 feet tall man
in front of the 128 feet tall man there are two 64 feet tall men
in front of the two 64 feet tall men there are three 32 feet tall men
in front of the three 32 feet tall men are five 16 feet tall men
in front of the five 16 feet tall men there are eight 8 feet tall men
in front of the eight 8 feet tall men are thirteen 4 feet tall men
in front of the thirteen 4 feet tall men are twenty-one 2 feet tall men
in front of the twenty-one 2 feet tall men there are thirty-four 1 foot tall men

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i was going off my memory

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