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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

"If the implication does not fit,
you must acquit!"

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
It must be a real challenge for Cruz to decide whether he denies the allegations for the sake of his career, or gives them a nod so he seems like a sex haver

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think he hosed Megyn Kelly?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

echronorian posted:

It must be a real challenge for Cruz to decide whether he denies the allegations for the sake of his career, or gives them a nod so he seems like a sex haver

I hope he at least admits to being Trump's eskimo brother and shouts the accomplishment off a DC rooftop.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Do you think he hosed Megyn Kelly?

ooze coming out of her whereever

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Jumpingmanjim posted:

Do you think he hosed Megyn Kelly?

pls don't besmirch my waifu

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Cnut the Great posted:

I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face:



I mean, he's not wrong, but glass houses and all that....

I was wondering what I should have for breakfast.

Omelets it is. Thanks.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Cnut the Great posted:

I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face:



I mean, he's not wrong, but glass houses and all that....

what the gently caress is he wearing on his face

if you look like that why in god's name would you wear Mister Magoo glasses?!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
once you go cruz

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Kurtofan posted:

once you go cruz

with cruz you lose

kasich? cruz? bad news!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Down with the cruz

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cruz always expects anal

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Kurtofan posted:

once you go cruz

you never go back to deez nutz

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

http://enchanted.ytmnd.com/

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

My Imaginary GF posted:

you never go back to deez nutz

that doesn't rhyme

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Kurtofan posted:

that doesn't rhyme

fine

'once you go cruz,
you start listening to muse'

BedBuglet
Jan 13, 2016

Snippet of poetry or some shit
Once you go Cruz,
You can never wash away the ooze.

BedBuglet
Jan 13, 2016

Snippet of poetry or some shit
I don't know about you all but, when I'm having sex, this is exactly what I want to look up and see.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


BedBuglet posted:

I don't know about you all but, when I'm having sex, this is exactly what I want to look up and see.



but not what you want to see when you work in a bank

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Cnut the Great posted:

I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face:



I mean, he's not wrong, but glass houses and all that....

Hans Moleman!?!

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

That's stupid.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Powercrazy posted:

That's stupid.

ly true

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

Cnut the Great posted:

I hate to have to do this every time, but this is the guy who's calling out Cruz for having a weird face:



I mean, he's not wrong, but glass houses and all that....

I assume his assistant Beaker is off-camera.

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
you know who else likes to eat?

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