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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Applewhite posted:

I'm not mad I'm happy.

My username I picked it because I like the book it's from but when I chose the name I was quite like Jim Barris in many ways. Less sinister, maybe. You ever have that feeling like there is meaning in words that you can't quite arrive at? There's something like that at the end of A Scanner Darkly where Donna brings Bob into the new path clinic and the nurses working there call him a loser so she retorts "It's easy to win, anybody can win." and every time I arrive there I feel like there's something there I can't quite see. I could of course interpret that line all sorts of ways, it's not like I'm saying it's unintelligible, but I never feel like I've fully arrived at an answer. I guess that's life, right.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I think the answer is to put the book down and keep quiet about it, because what's a grown person doing reading books designed to trick children into being christians?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

appleman did you know that CS Lewis' full name is Computer Science Lewis? all his characters were actually robots thats why they could do magic, and lions and so forth

so don't worry he isnt racist you are for erasing the robots race and misconstruing them as muslims

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Profondo Rosso posted:

u need more or better drugs

need to operate in a careful cycle of different drugs to manage withdrawal and tolerance so that no chink in the drug armor is ever allowed to form and let the pain in

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm gonna puke

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

chaosbreather posted:

appleman did you know that CS Lewis' full name is Computer Science Lewis? all his characters were actually robots thats why they could do magic, and lions and so forth

so don't worry he isnt racist you are for erasing the robots race and misconstruing them as muslims

Oh God I'm... I'm a monster...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

I think the answer is to put the book down and keep quiet about it, because what's a grown person doing reading books designed to trick children into being christians?

My feelings about that accusation are a whole different rant for a whole different time.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
kids are idiots and basically exist only to be tricked by adults

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Orwell loved fighting the good fight and being man of the people and all that, but if you ever read his collected papers it becomes readily apparent he couldn't stand actually being with common folk. Also, a genuine hatred of the gays. Would still suggest a read though.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Kitsunegari posted:

I would say to them, to close my recommendation, "hey bud this book is a little racist but that's the least of your worries because they're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the fricken frogs gay. Infowars.com"

Lol

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


nomadologique posted:

kids are idiots and basically exist only to be tricked by adults

insert jesus / santa comparison here

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the minute i get my hands on some kids i am going to fill their heads w so many lies they won't be able to sort them out before judgment day

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
Make a mental note: "if I ever write a book, leave out the racism"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Fellbat posted:

Orwell loved fighting the good fight and being man of the people and all that, but if you ever read his collected papers it becomes readily apparent he couldn't stand actually being with common folk. Also, a genuine hatred of the gays. Would still suggest a read though.

Lol if you think an average left wing supporter (aside from some crazy Marxists, I guess) gives a drat about "the common folk", even back then.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

Lol if you think an average left wing supporter (aside from some crazy Marxists, I guess) gives a drat about "the common folk", even back then.

Pretty much gently caress Down and Out in retrospect, thanks for letting me know douche who feigns poorness on family money while they 'pursue the arts' is a time honoured tradition.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

nomadologique posted:

kids are idiots and basically exist only to be tricked by adults

When I was 6 me and my dad played basketball he would tell me he's a backup on the Bulls but he only goes to games when they need him.

Gonna convince my son I'm a pro hearthstone player.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I loved donald trumps latezt published book it was an easy read no fancy schmancy grammar like the liberals like

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

You should follow up by reading another racist book. I hear Gone with the Wind is good.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
OP when I clicked on this thread I thought the op would be an accusatory statement claiming a book I have read recently was a racist book and that I should be ashamed of reading it or something, so thank you for belying my expectations of GBS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ok, class. We've just finished our discussion about racial stereotyping in Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days, now everybody get in a circle so we can all pat each other on the back for not being racists because we're drat sure not going to do anything else with this information.

Thank goodness we've all reassured each other and ourselves that, although we consume, enjoy and encourage the distribution of media with racist elements, we are not racists and thus superior to the ignorant, benighted people of previous generations who didn't know any better.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Ok, class. We've just finished our discussion about racial stereotyping in Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days, now everybody get in a circle so we can all pat each other on the back for not being racists because we're drat sure not going to do anything else with this information.

Thank goodness we've all reassured each other and ourselves that, although we consume, enjoy and encourage the distribution of media with racist elements, we are not racists and thus superior to the ignorant, benighted people of previous generations who didn't know any better.


Stupid child: Racism is bad, we shouldn't be mean to people like they were in those times.

Wise goon, chuckling: Kid, listen........

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Agag posted:

Stupid child: Racism is bad, we shouldn't be mean to people like they were in those times.

Wise goon, chuckling: Kid, listen........

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I'm guessing Kurt Vonnegut is considered extremely problematic nowadays since he was a huge proponent of humanism. Everyone knows it's not right to try and treat everybody equally and with compassion, we've got to separate people into strictly divided racial and cultural groups so we don't accidentally end up appropriating or erasing them!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Uneducated Reader: Man, those swarthy Southrons in Lord of the Rings sure are bad... Makes me kind of wonder about the swarthy foreigners in my own hometown. Could they be allied with an evil sorcerer?

Smart Liberal Arts Major: Actually Tolkien's decision to portray the only dark-skinned humans in his setting as allies of the ultimate evil was problematic and almost certainly based on his personal prejudices.

Newly-enlightened Reader: Oh! Well thank goodness you told me when you did, before I turned into a racist!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The best course of action: don't read.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

The best course of action: don't read.

The Farenheit 451 approach to social justice.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
write another book

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
French college student: I used to love France and our history, but then my professor assigned some Houellebecq novels. Now I hope our entire civilization is destroyed.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Agag posted:

French college student: I used to love France and our history, but then my professor assigned some Houellebecq novels. Now I hope our entire civilization is destroyed.

I don't understand the reference but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it's funny.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Applewhite posted:

I don't understand the reference but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it's funny.

Funny is a strong word.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Applewhite posted:

Uneducated Reader: Man, those swarthy Southrons in Lord of the Rings sure are bad... Makes me kind of wonder about the swarthy foreigners in my own hometown. Could they be allied with an evil sorcerer?

Smart Liberal Arts Major: Actually Tolkien's decision to portray the only dark-skinned humans in his setting as allies of the ultimate evil was problematic and almost certainly based on his personal prejudices.

Newly-enlightened Reader: Oh! Well thank goodness you told me when you did, before I turned into a racist!

The best enlightened lib arts major Tolkien criticism is that Orcs, a sadistically violent animalistic evil fictional species that's vaguely humanoid and lived in caves, were black people.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SurfaceDetail posted:

The best enlightened lib arts major Tolkien criticism is that Orcs, a sadistically violent animalistic evil fictional species that's vaguely humanoid and lived in caves, were black people.

Yes that was the first comparison I drew as well because I'm not a racist like Tolkien was.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

SurfaceDetail posted:

The best enlightened lib arts major Tolkien criticism is that Orcs, a sadistically violent animalistic evil fictional species that's vaguely humanoid and lived in caves, were black people.

They fail to understand that the orc his simply a characterization of how British conservatives view anybody who disagrees with them. Certainly blacks, but also socialists of any colour, Poles, Irish, trade unions, Catholics, and the ex-spouses of the royal family.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Applewhite posted:

Yes that was the first comparison I drew as well because I'm not a racist like Tolkien was.

Yea when I was reading the Lord of the Rings and got to the part about how the Orcs were raping and murdering their way across Rohan, my first feeling was anger.

Anger that Tolkien would try to sneak a fast one by me make an allusion to the flood of black people moving into my neighborhood. Not today you vile racist I went to college.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

I don't understand the reference but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it's funny.

If you replace France with America and Houellebecq with Edith Wharton it crosses the cultural border pretty well

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
I, like many Americans, are uncultured swine who own the world so I'll take your word that its cutting social commentary.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

The Frankenstein book was a blast.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

If you replace France with America and Houellebecq with Edith Wharton it crosses the cultural border pretty well

Yeah I didn't read Wharton either... :sweatdrop:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
As a former enlisted Marine retard can be well read, there is no excuse for anyone else not to be. It's just staring at weird markings until your brain paints pictures

Applewhite posted:

Yeah I didn't read Wharton either... :sweatdrop:


Stephen Crane? Because Red Badge of Courage is about the most overrated goddam thing this side of Salinger

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



nobody told me harry potter hated jews

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