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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I spebt 10 minutes waiting for the gif t load and hell i dint remember what ibwas doing 10 minutes ago

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Prof shark probed by gilgaxinon. I didnt know he was a byob mod and im also not going to care about any of this. You see im the kind of cool customer that dose t get all 'care' on thr internet

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
Forums always been dumb and gay, we all here just to watch em sputter.

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
Forums death shot was getting rid of filez, and making a bunch of weird sexual deviants like mccain and ozma mods.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Isaac posted:

I spebt 10 minutes waiting for the gif t load and hell i dint remember what ibwas doing 10 minutes ago

56k no way!

Wait, what were we talking about. I can't even remember what happened nine :smuggo: minutes ago????

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im the one poster who needs 56k warnings. Not rhat i remember whag we were talking about, hell i ca

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?
I haven't really been on these forums in a very long time, maybe five years? Someone catch me up real quick on what I missed.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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crip drinkn milk posted:

I haven't really been on these forums in a very long time, maybe five years? Someone catch me up real quick on what I missed.

Lowtax and Schmorky fought eachother in a mudwrestling exhibition fight and Lowtax won and exiled Schmorky forever

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

crip drinkn milk posted:

I haven't really been on these forums in a very long time, maybe five years? Someone catch me up real quick on what I missed.

Daaaamn look at that regdate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

crip drinkn milk posted:

I haven't really been on these forums in a very long time, maybe five years? Someone catch me up real quick on what I missed.

Dont ask me i don't remember what happened 10 minutes ago

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Why does my phone autocorrect "retard" to "regdate"???

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?
ok cool sounds like everything is under control and normal

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

various cheeses posted:

Why does my phone autocorrect "retard" to "regdate"???

I dont know. Hell i don

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Does lowtax have a job?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Does lowtax have a job?

I dont know, h

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

crip drinkn milk posted:

ok cool sounds like everything is under control and normal

It was probably super uptight when you left, and people were getting probated for using a comma instead of a semicolon. On Halloween in 2013 or 2014 there was a glorious revolution where the shitpostetariat rose up and took back the means of thread production and the old GBS guard was dragged into the streets and beheaded with actual humorous posts.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hell,

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?
random thought, a long time ago SA was "the internet". I'd go online, read the local news and whatever study I was doing and then I would pretty much read the forums, everything was here, it was kinda my whole internet

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
H

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

crip drinkn milk posted:

random thought, a long time ago SA was "the internet". I'd go online, read the local news and whatever study I was doing and then I would pretty much read the forums, everything was here, it was kinda my whole internet

The front page was my home page on Netscape navigator in the late 90s. I should've bought a forums account then for GBS street cred 15 years later but hindsight is 20/20 am I right guys

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?

various cheeses posted:

The front page was my home page on Netscape navigator in the late 90s. I should've bought a forums account then for GBS street cred 15 years later but hindsight is 20/20 am I right guys

it was a simpler, more innocent time. kids could play in the streets etc

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
where am i?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013


The best forum on the internet

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

a puddle of your own stoolwater I bet (^=

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i count two uses of punctuation in this post

i count one effeminate shitbutt named mumpy puffinz

looks like we're both good counters :3:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I don't know much about before 2008, but I know when I got here, incorrect spelling or punctuation got you like a day or more, and it got worse from there

that's the glorious vision the administration wants to bring back to this site, starting with purging the wrongthinkers
Lowtax's current wife crashed and burned faster than I expected.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

dad gay. so what posted:

i cant remember 10 minutes ago let alone a GBS or whatever whats going on? are we in danger? help i have a dead child i need to move to beeble base. they can help him. do YOU UNDERSTAND?? DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND???

calm down of what purpose to you is a child/beeble out

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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post ur rapsheets

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
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PROBATION 03/28/16 04:28pm drunk dog Drunk dog,
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i got a permaban on my rap sheet

but here i am postin in gbs

mods????

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



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Content or prob threads are loving dumb because you can't actually discuss anything posted without posting the first thing from a google search, its funny when someone posts something controversial though because everyone starts putting passive aggressive words to go with their post

Man Whore fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Apr 3, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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You got a shark in your rap sheet

respect

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
oct 13, 2011 was indeed a great day

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
aids cum

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
soap posting itt

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



the best part of GBS 2.0 was the collective freak-out by the rest of the forum.

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Man Whore posted:

the best part of GBS 2.0 was the collective freak-out by the rest of the forum.

domino theory

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dominos pizza

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
30 minutes or less? Hell,

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Shaquin posted:

dominos pizza

Nice

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