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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mcustic posted:

One of my favorite bad entries, although it did get 7 points in total. I think Mossad uses this song to torture Hamas operatives nowadays:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo

Despite entering the contest as a joke, the Ping-Pongs managed to upset the Israeli government by basically dedicating their song to Syria, dancing with the Syrian flag etc. Ehud Barak was apparently absolutely outraged by their performance,

So thums up.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Also don't forget this totally serious Eurovision song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nN6P6dqYe8


This cult-favourite guy tried to get national nomination for the Czech republic, but unfortunately failed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aw40gafSFg

Siselmo
Jun 16, 2013

hey there
Oh goodie! This time of the year again. I gotta watch last year's tonight and tomorrow because last year I was pretty busy with Uni. Won't be able to watch the Final live 'cause I have Japanese class, but maybe I can get the chance to watch the semis at least.

Here the show is at noon, you lucky bastards. I have to watch the whole thing sober because my classes start at 3:00 p.m.

Edit: How did you people forget entries like these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEkSRJmRswc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Qj5FVK5Cg

Siselmo fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 9, 2016

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfuJaf6IBpk

Reminder of the greatest song in Eurovision history

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I'm still mad that Australia lost :mad:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfuJaf6IBpk

Reminder of the greatest song in Eurovision history

Only Irish people seem to understand this. To me, it's bottom tier Eurovision joke song.

Maybe it's because if your song's lyrics are supposed to be funny, perform them in such a way that it's possible to hear the bloody thing.

*mfpfhfhffhDOSSPOINTSmfpfpffpfDOSSPOINTS*

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
What the hell. Justin Timberlake is going to be performing at the Grand Final.

Eurovision is supposed to be not that.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
Obligatory Euro-vision post

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

less than three posted:

What the hell. Justin Timberlake is going to be performing at the Grand Final.

Eurovision is supposed to be not that.
Still slightly less garish than Russian circus interval act.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





Still one of my favorites, too.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I came here to check the German entry because I had no idea what idiocy we went with this year. Wasn't disappointed, it is completely poo poo and clearly aims to imitate successful songs instead of aiming at being a good song.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

less than three posted:

What the hell. Justin Timberlake is going to be performing at the Grand Final.

Eurovision is supposed to be not that.

Just came to post this. gently caress that. Will be muting/changing channel in protest.

Get hosed JT! I love ya but letting Americans into Eurovision will ruin it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It's like an Olympic gold medal winner participating at the Paralympics. It just ain't right.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Everyone always forgets Moldova's other great entry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIy0EtEeLEw

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Glad to see that for the UK, BBC 4 takes over for the semifinals now BBC 3 has gone online only. Was afraid I was going to have to stream and not be able to magically predict stuff happening to those who are streaming.

DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice
Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice

The best song.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


DaWolfey posted:

Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

And Australia isn't even close. What's your point? The more the merrier. Another dozen countries and we can have three semi finals.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

DaWolfey posted:

Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

It's because it's always been a competition among EBU members, not European states. And since last year there's also Australia which got in just by asking nicely enough.

www
Aug 4, 2010

DaWolfey posted:

Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

same reason they let trash countries like armenia, azerbaijan and russia in it. they are part of the EBU. Would love to see UK Pull out of this shitfest, if the rest of europe wants to have their gay little singing contest then let them but they can pay for it. stop using my public money on this poo poo BBC.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Maybe the UK would do better if they actually started sending worthwhile acts :colbert:

a very nice paella
Oct 12, 2012

Kapitalism
I hope the Justin Timberlake performance isn't instead of some Eurocentric Swedophile intermission show.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Oh, the Swedophilia will be glorious!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Burn down Sweden

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



DaWolfey posted:

Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77SiwRMwvqs

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Bow before your new Eurovision masters :sweden:

But honestly, it's pretty weird just how many of the Eurovision songs are written (and even sometimes performed) by Swedes these days.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



lilljonas posted:

Bow before your new Eurovision masters :sweden:

But honestly, it's pretty weird just how many of the Eurovision songs are written (and even sometimes performed) by Swedes these days.

Weird, as if they had a tradition in pop music.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

mcustic posted:

Weird, as if they had a tradition in pop music.

No, more like, holy poo poo there's like a handful of Swedish dudes who just pump out these songs. Like Thomas G:son

“Listen to Your Heartbeat” (Sweden 2001, 5th overall)
“Invincible” (Sweden 2006, 5th overall)
“Ven a Bailar Conmigo” (Norway 2007, DNQ)
“I Love You Mi Vida” (Spain 2007, 20th overall)
“In a Moment Like This” (Denmark 2010, 4th overall)
“Euphoria” (Sweden 2012, 1st overall, pictured)
“Quedate Conmigo” (Spain 2012, 9th overall)
“Waterfall” (Georgia 2013, 15th overall)
“Amanecer” (Spain 2015, 21st overall)
“Warrior” (Georgia 2015, 11th overall)
“Alter Ego” (Cyprus 2016)

E: in unrelated news, by europhobic wife will be away during the competition, so this year I can watch it with goons while getting drunk, A+ promising development

lilljonas fucked around with this message at 22:03 on May 9, 2016

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib

DaWolfey posted:

Can someone explain why Israel is in Eurovision, they aren't in Europe !?

I thought we didn't need that in the OP any more. My bad.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


The greatest thing about "My Lovely Horse" is that it was written by Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy and he gladly performs it at every opportunity, despite having a back catalogue of pretty amazing songs he could be singing instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McqUESPEcWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92w86rGioqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBzDMFE1b4

flexibleethics
Jul 1, 2013

Natural and ethical are the same thing - especially if you are a bird dog.

Craiglen posted:

Eurovision.

Big fan.

Enjoy it now.

...no seriously. Russias song is the strongest from an ESC point of view. The first thing they'll do is filter out teh gay when they get to host it next year.

In other words: Shows over folks!

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

flexibleethics posted:

Enjoy it now.

...no seriously. Russias song is the strongest from an ESC point of view. The first thing they'll do is filter out teh gay when they get to host it next year.

In other words: Shows over folks!

Russia once sent faux-lesbian t.a.t.u as their entry fully expecting to win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TouzY3_yq0

They didn't because it was a loving horrible shouty-screamy mess of a song even by t.a.t.u. standards. But Russia is happy to play the gay card to win Eurosong.

Also the most hot men in uniforms ever to appear at Eurovision (after a pretty tame couple of minutes (by Eurovision standards) this dissolves into the most Eurovision thing ever):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4FYO8tGToU

Now tell me why Russia shouldn't win.

e: Link for the TL;DW folk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4FYO8tGToU&t=221s

disclaimer: I've not heard the Russian entry or any others except for the UK one

Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 02:25 on May 10, 2016

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I'm so ready for this to be back, I'm going in blind... :allears:

Unfortunately, I have to wait until after work to watch it.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn







Zat
Jan 16, 2008

GoldenAppel posted:

Russia once sent faux-lesbian t.a.t.u as their entry fully expecting to win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TouzY3_yq0

They didn't because it was a loving horrible shouty-screamy mess of a song even by t.a.t.u. standards. But Russia is happy to play the gay card to win Eurosong.

Well, it only lost by 3 points to the winner (ending up 3rd, it was a really close top 3). For a Eurovision entry, it certainly wasn't a terrible song/performance at the time, and I remember liking it.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


lilljonas posted:

No, more like, holy poo poo there's like a handful of Swedish dudes who just pump out these songs. Like Thomas G:son

It's not just Eurovision where that happens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martin

quote:

Since 1999, Martin has written and co-written 21 Billboard Hot 100 number-one hits (most of which he has also produced or co-produced) in the United States

quote:

As of February 2015 Martin has had a total of 54 songs reach the top ten charts placing him above Madonna's 38, Elvis Presley's 36 and the Beatles' 34.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


:prepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

The Boatboys were magnificient indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY

E: boat alert at 2:30

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
I don't think anything will ever top the boatboys equal measures of insane and clever.


I hope I can see some songe festival tonight, I have a room to finish. :ohdear:

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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I hope russia win since Eurovision is so good for the economy and tourism..

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