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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Loves Uber, hates hats and masturbates in public?

Sounds like we need a new party for the Senate

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Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Snod. posted:

Loves Uber, hates hats and masturbates in public?

Sounds like we need a new party for the Senate

just change the no anti paedophile party from within

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

open24hours posted:

This election will be won or lost on the quality of the memes, so it's the perfect skill really.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

:argh: Teens! :argh:

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Turnbull being compared to a deadbeat dad is a good day

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Can we get it on a billboard?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


NtNews with the things that matter.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
NT News is right, nationalise all housing and guarantee food security for every Australian.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
That's not a jail

This is a jail

[IMG Nauru.jpg]

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Is it true your government is trying to sell half your country to China for jobs and growth?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
the foreign investment review board consists of white dudes and a token woman so i doubt it

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Not if Barnaby has anything to say about it. He hates two things and one is CARP

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
some americans got pissy when they heard about the sale of darwin port

to which Malcolm Turnbull, best prime minister, said

" I suggested they should invest in a subscription to the Northern Territory News because it was not a secret"

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Johnny Depp got his dogs into Australia with this one weird trick. Barnaby Joyce hates him!!!

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Apparently there'll be a debate hosted by the daily tele this Friday

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Oh boy can we have weekly debates please

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Is anyone dreading 8 weeks of this poo poo?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Is anyone dreading 8 weeks of this poo poo?

absolutely (assuming "this poo poo" refers to your posts)

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Who could hate 8 weeks of "you suck" "no you suck"?


me

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
8 weeks of the Murdoch press licking the LNP's arse? Sign me up!

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

"Turnbull picked up some fruit and drank some juice? Day 1 of the election won, Bill might as well quit"

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Propaganda used to be so subtle like Triumph of the Will and that and now we're stuck with Murdoch. :(

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

8 weeks of Jobs and Growth vs. Education and Hospitals

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Wonk The Vote Day 2

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Is anyone dreading 8 weeks of this poo poo?

It's like an advent calendar, but instead of a crappy chocolate, you get a piece of frustration, disappointment and misanthropy.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.




Knee-o-liberals literally have ONLY ONE IDEA for their campaigns

e: oh god that word filter

The Before Times has issued a correction as of 14:02 on May 9, 2016

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
All of those were election winners :shrug:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Negligent posted:

All of those were election winners :shrug:

The Campbell Newman one is from the 2015 Election, we all know what happened to Tony Abbott and David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So what conclusions can we draw from this?

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Yes, those two pictures single-handedly won elections for their parties

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The Campbell Newman one is from the 2015 Election, we all know what happened to Tony Abbott and David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So what conclusions can we draw from this?

neggy gets hosed by dead pigs

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
They all hired Crosby textor to do the ads which probably isn't the worst move in the world if you're a Tory and want to win elections :shrug:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
pork my neggy hole

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Birdstrike posted:

pork my neggy hole

David please.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
I mean that poo poo obviously works otherwise people would stop driving round to Sir Lynton's house with bags full of money and/or a pork head

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I don't know why the ALP keeps using George Wright. He makes the same pie in the sky election ad every time and it doesn't exactly work because it's such a boring approach to presenting the party. He just tried to use the Obama paint brush every time but none of the ALPs star players are super charismatic like Obama so they just look false.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mithranderp posted:





Knee-o-liberals literally have ONLY ONE IDEA for their campaigns

e: oh god that word filter


Is it the economy, stupid?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Clean shaven Chris Bowen is basically the white Obama, said no one ever

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asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Negligent posted:

Clean shaven Chris Bowen is basically the white Obama, said no one ever

How can we trust a man who can't even trust his own grooming decisions

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