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Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Zim zam status: still not flim-flammed

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

this is just entrepreneurial behaviour ripe for Trump's America

1000 Sweaty Rikers fucked around with this message at 12:51 on May 12, 2016

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Mange Mite posted:

I dont think dahmer used condoms. you were had dude

Thanks for devaluing my collection. Next I suppose you're gonna tell me JonBenet Ramsey didn't wear underpants.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm impressed he was able to kill a man child with this piece of poo poo. No wonder Tray managed to gently caress him up pretty good before kicking the bucket

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/bruce755/status/730723015676329989

https://twitter.com/i_am_tonk/status/730722905823301633

https://twitter.com/miitomoan/status/730721984028377089

https://twitter.com/genophilialove4/status/730721217246826496

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Death to all?

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

This might not sell for much, but the high pitched whine coming from SA is priceless.

Tezzor should buy it.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
buy the gun, ask to pay in cash and in person so you can meet your personal hero, mug him and get your money back once you have the gun

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

CharlestonJew posted:

buy the gun, ask to pay in cash and in person so you can meet your personal hero, mug him and get your money back once you have the gun

Bring some bullets so you can load it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
things didnt end so well for the last fellow who tried to jump zimmy

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Isn't there a law that forbids profiting off of crimes?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Floor shitter likes the Zim

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Crazyeyes posted:

Isn't there a law that forbids profiting off of crimes?

Innocent until proven guilty my friend

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Crazyeyes posted:

Isn't there a law that forbids profiting off of crimes?

which crime would that be?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mdm posted:

which crime would that be?

Buying a kel tec

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

natetimm posted:

George Zimmerman is the white equivalent of OJ Simpson.

That dude ain't white. Unless you thin Obama is white too....

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Crazyeyes posted:

Isn't there a law that forbids profiting off of crimes?

He was acquitted so it's just a gun he used to defend himself! No crimes have been committed with this weapon :911:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

spacetoaster posted:

That dude ain't white. Unless you thin Obama is white too....

Yeah zimzam isn't white hes just a fat hispanic rear end in a top hat.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The zim-zamtakes trolling to a degree we can only aspire to.

Maybe the gun is haunted btw? What do you guys think.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Zimmerman is as Hispanic as Louis CK

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
u can be white and hispanic

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hispanic as Louis CK

yea like this

i mean he doesn't look particularly white but shooting a black teenager makes you honorary white

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

My Own Private Idaho Compound

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Pssh, as if he could hit anything with a gun that tiny, it's barely as big as his head :rolleyes:

Doomtrain
Sep 12, 2006
A mood train?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Zimmerman is as Hispanic as Louis CK

George Zimmerman's mom was born in Peru. You're an idiot.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

this dude could look down one scope with both eyes

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Doomtrain posted:

George Zimmerman's mom was born in Peru. You're an idiot.

And Louis' dad was born in Mexico.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

CJacobs posted:

Pssh, as if he could hit anything with a gun that tiny, it's barely as big as his head :rolleyes:

Seriously, they gotta make the gun at least, like, three times as big

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I hope he gets a fair price for that gun.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bradzilla posted:

just fuckin lol if you think some rich racist gun nut won't shell out to own this

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

KomodoWagon posted:

I'm impressed he was able to kill a man child with this piece of poo poo. No wonder Tray managed to gently caress him up pretty good before kicking the bucket



you're a world class human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mange Mite posted:

I dont think dahmer used condoms. you were had dude

I read just yesterday that he in fact did. Why he would care about potentially protecting his partners from disease when he was just going to kill them, dismember them, eat them, and turn their bones into tchotchkes is beyond me.

Maybe he just didn't want to get rotten guts on his dick, idk.

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 14:36 on May 12, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Obscuritatem posted:

this dude could look down one scope with both eyes

:golfclap:

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
ATTEMPTS TO RENDER THE FIREARM INOPERABLE BY BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WERE THWARTED

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



anybody got a link to where i can bid on the gun

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Doomtrain posted:

George Zimmerman's mom was born in Peru. You're an idiot.

There's white hispaNics dude. Though zimmerman looks a little bit mestizo or... something

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you're a world class human being

rude

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

roymorrison posted:

ATTEMPTS TO RENDER THE FIREARM INOPERABLE BY BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WERE THWARTED

This is a real thing, the pigs are always looking for an excuse to melt down your gun even if you end up cleared of any crime

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Floor shitter likes the Zim

Why are there books in the fireplace

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

crime fighting hog posted:

Why are there books in the fireplace

For burning silly

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