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It was Mithras, probably. I bet he used Mithras. Bible-god isn't really a hydraulic press sort of guy, I bet he contracted it out to another god.
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# ? Jun 24, 2016 18:00 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:54 |
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My Q-Face posted:That was a Lot. vols bitch posted:a lot of what My Q-Face posted:Incest in the bible.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:10 |
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It's me. I am the smug atheist.
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 02:10 |
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Hey guys. I'm really glad Noah was able to take the time to travel the earth and return every species to the places it had already adapted to. Also glad he was able to build working aquariums in the ark for all those freshwater fish that would have died when the salty ocean eventually overflowed onto land.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 11:26 |
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near as i can tell god was just hazing noah and did everything himself
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 13:54 |
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Ken Ham is an Australian retard and should go be retarded in Australia IMO. I hope Trump deports him.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 15:51 |
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Connor the Conure posted:Hey guys. I'm really glad Noah was able to take the time to travel the earth and return every species to the places it had already adapted to. Also glad he was able to build working aquariums in the ark for all those freshwater fish that would have died when the salty ocean eventually overflowed onto land. i dont think noah did anything with fish, just animals
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 15:59 |
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pretty hosed up of noah to save those zika mosquitos.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:04 |
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Drad_Bert posted:DID SOMEBODY SAY HAM? Lol
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:12 |
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Maybe Ken Ham's problem is that he doesn't know he's a retard? Someone should tell him.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:14 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yeah, Lot was the one who got date raped. The daugthers' incest sons were Moab and Ammon, whose descendants both were antagonistic to Israel and got dunked on regularly by David and Israel's other "good" kings.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:37 |
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3.1 million feet of timber used.... Nothing like propping up the logging industry to show how much you love God's creation.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:46 |
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Crazyeyes posted:3.1 million feet of timber used.... It's cool God will push the reset button again one of these days and who'll be sorry when the new ark saves two of everything
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:56 |
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In the preflood days there were only 17 species.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 16:58 |
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This means we must flood kentucky to test the ark
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:00 |
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Germstore posted:In the preflood days there were only 17 species. Evolution proven by book of Genesis. Whooda thunk it
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:26 |
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Connor the Conure posted:Hey guys. I'm really glad Noah was able to take the time to travel the earth and return every species to the places it had already adapted to. Also glad he was able to build working aquariums in the ark for all those freshwater fish that would have died when the salty ocean eventually overflowed onto land. Lol, I remember one crazy christian telling me it wasn't that bad. You see, the water from wherever the flood water came from balanced the salt and freshwater out to just the right setting that both could live in the same water. That's why we have fish that live in brackish water.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:31 |
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Waterworld theme park looking good.
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:34 |
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I like the part where he says he's planning on building a Tower of Babel next, lol.
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# ? Jun 28, 2016 06:17 |
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Pawn 17 posted:dibs on being the 'man' on the ark dibs on being the other man
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# ? Jun 28, 2016 09:19 |
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tankadillo posted:I like the part where he says he's planning on building a Tower of Babel next, lol. That's a space elevator, right? Imagine if he actually does it
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 06:20 |
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boom boom boom posted:That's a space elevator, right? LOL, you think he believes in things like space, or heliocentric orbits?
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 12:22 |
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richard of st victor nailed it imo
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 12:28 |
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Iron Crowned posted:LOL, you think he believes in things like space, or heliocentric orbits? Dude, imagine if he built a space elevator, and evangelical Christians started populating space. There's a colony on Mars, but their leader is Kirk Cameron
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 17:30 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:What is this? An ark for ants?!
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 17:35 |
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The Protagonist posted:near as i can tell god was just hazing noah and did everything himself Spoilers man come on
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 17:36 |
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seems kind of wasteful if god's not even doing a flood this time
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 19:48 |
SocketWrench posted:Though it is being built as proof that two of every animal on earth could fit inside and manage to float through storms for forty days isn't as far fetched as people realize, it won't be floated in water and requires a multitude of metal supports and parts (95 tons worth) that would not be possible for the "original" biblical ark and won't house any animals (they'll be outside on display).
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 19:52 |
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Not that any of it makes any sense but there's very few clean animals vs unclean animals so the seven pairs for clean animals is pretty negligible.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 19:57 |
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Germstore posted:Not that any of it makes any sense but there's very few clean animals vs unclean animals so the seven pairs for clean animals is pretty negligible. Of course, there's the whole thing that it's just STDH the book
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 19:58 |
Germstore posted:Not that any of it makes any sense but there's very few clean animals vs unclean animals so the seven pairs for clean animals is pretty negligible.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 20:01 |
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he has no idea about the science
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 20:03 |
I've run the numbers... and he's a chancer!
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 20:12 |
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Mountains? Where we're going, we don't need mountains.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 20:44 |
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SocketWrench posted:Lol, I remember one crazy christian telling me it wasn't that bad. You see, the water from wherever the flood water came from balanced the salt and freshwater out to just the right setting that both could live in the same water. That's why we have fish that live in brackish water.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:17 |
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XMNN posted:its rain it comes from the sky Um He opened gates below & above to let water in.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 23:29 |
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where the gently caress are the gates
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 23:32 |
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mdm posted:the daughters got him wasted so yeah he'll probably tell the bible inaccurately That was Lot.
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 23:35 |
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boy there sure is a Lot of stupid poo poo in the bible
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 23:42 |
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The Cubelodyte posted:Technically, OP, the term is "Retard Laureate." my loving guts this killed me
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 23:45 |