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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

suck my god drat balls gbs

# ? Aug 5, 2016 04:55

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

what the gently caress happened to marvin g

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:10

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

marvin when did you get so white and old

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:11

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

tell me a story about your time in the navy

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:11

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

drat Marvin life's been rough these past few years

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:12

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

hth posted:

marvin when did you get so white and old

i sold out real hard

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:14

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

im gaye posted:

suck my god drat balls gbs

Youre going bald my man

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:15

Android Lust: Sep 2, 2012

Carmant posted:

Youre going bald my man

it all emigrated to the bottom half of his face

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:18

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Carmant posted:

Youre going bald my man

dignity to shave that poo poo real short though, respect

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:29

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BEERS FOR THE BOYS

# ? Aug 5, 2016 05:51

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Imagine Sloth from "The Goonies".

Now make him a senior citizen.

Now imagine his face caught on fire.

Then someone put out the fire with a brick.

Then he developed a particularly aggressive form of psoriasis.

Which the doctor treated by immersing his face in boiling acid.

The resulting person would be measurably more attractive than me.

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:31

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

genesplicer posted:

Imagine Sloth from "The Goonies".

Now make him a senior citizen.

Now imagine his face caught on fire.

Then someone put out the fire with a brick.

Then he developed a particularly aggressive form of psoriasis.

Which the doctor treated by immersing his face in boiling acid.

The resulting person would be measurably more attractive than me.

You sound handsome compared to me

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:32

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

genesplicer posted:

Imagine Sloth from "The Goonies".

Now make him a senior citizen.

Now imagine his face caught on fire.

Then someone put out the fire with a brick.

Then he developed a particularly aggressive form of psoriasis.

Which the doctor treated by immersing his face in boiling acid.

The resulting person would be measurably more attractive than me.

hmm. complete the following sentence please:

i get laid on a <length of time> basis

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:33

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

hth posted:

hmm. complete the following sentence please:

i get laid on a <length of time> basis

I have inner beauty. My mother told me so. Also, Ugly is my wife's fetish, so I get laid a lot.

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:38

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

genesplicer posted:

I get laid on a I have inner beauty. My mother told me so. Also, Ugly is my wife's fetish, so I get laid a lot. basis.

color inside the lines, gene

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:40

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

genesplicer posted:

I have inner beauty. My mother told me so. Also, Ugly is my wife's fetish, so I get laid a lot.

You cant get a wife if your ugly, something doesnt add up here.

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:41

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Carmant posted:

You cant get a wife if your ugly, something doesnt add up here.

in his youth the village elders and shamans arranged the marriages

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:43

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Hogge Wild posted:

in his youth the village elders and shamans arranged the marriages

This, too.

# ? Aug 5, 2016 06:56

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

nomadologique posted:

i would straight up not want to b e in a subway car with milliondollarextreme or really any enclosed space like an elevator or an automobile.

nomadologique posted:

that guy is obviously a loving psychopath and altho he has cahnneled his severe mental ilness int a profitably "amusing" internet career, he is almost certainly violent and dangerous

# ? Aug 5, 2016 07:06