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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
Dirk's got the white smile and a cool necklace.
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King of Bees posted:Dirk's got the white smile and a cool necklace. he gets naked while the ladies keep their swimming trunks on. that's how dirk likes it
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quote:Free your mind, delete the indoctrination file in your mind
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its almost endearing that instead of being virulently racist like most of the mra/whatever crowd online is he has a fetish for black ladies
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look at them twiggy little arms, they're no bigger than cigarettes. I could smoke them little arms
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the necklace is coming out of his skin
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I love these loser guys that think women are constantly sad and asking "Where have all the good men gone?". It's like some bizarre untruth that spread like wildfire as though it is a regular state of mind.Profondo Rosso posted:its almost endearing that instead of being virulently racist like most of the mra/whatever crowd online is he has a fetish for black ladies Black girls are fine af, he's right to like em Tumble fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Are they taking a pledge pledge allegiance to my boner ladies. no! i said leave your swimming trunks on! 
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DIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKK 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:pledge allegiance to my boner ladies. no! i said leave your swimming trunks on! Since the dude never seen a vaginas you can't expect him to draw one.
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Life Coaching by Relampago Furioso
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His name is Dirk He plays bitches He's a Chad like Ryan Lochte He's an Alpha Male He has threesomes and can put blondes in his bed He's like the bad boy.... Moses
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So, fastfood guy made advances on a woman who made it quite clear that she wasn't attracted to him. Furthermore, she has an active sex life with people she is attracted to, works out in order to stay in shape and doesn`t want to work with fastfood guys because of his repeated, unwarranted advances. Not only do we learn from this that that specific woman is evil (why does she work out if she doesn`t want to get banged by fastfood guy?), but that women in general are evil as well. But wait! Not all women are evil. A cambodian woman behaves friendly towards fast food guy. Hence women from third world countries are good. It's only first world women who are bad. I guess I finally learned to think like an MRA. I feel dirty. edit: Oh, it's supposed to be his wife. This is even weirder than I thought. Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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 how could you do this to me after i bought you that picture of a football you wanted? *trips over dirk*
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
I thought we stopped using thalidomide. Is this fetish porn?
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lmao
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Nameless fastfood guy looks like a 12 year old and wears a utility belt. This could be his problem
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that storm looks ominous, but my octopus has never been cleaner
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Im regretfully gonna have to call the death penalty on the author for massive sexism and drawing his self insert mc in a hideous short sleeved work shirt. Bring out the boo box.
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last one, fuckin' lmao 
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Dude does not understand the cuckold meme, it's supposed to be the girl giving the thumbs up not the dude
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PoorMoralCompass posted:last one, fuckin' lmao POW!
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PoorMoralCompass posted:Life Coaching by Relampago Furioso https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/04/29/the-5-fs-of-a-happy-man/
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PoorMoralCompass posted:last one, fuckin' lmao bitch did you just fart on dirk's hand?
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PoorMoralCompass posted:last one, fuckin' lmao Since I am now emotionally invested in this I was going to ask if it was a mistake that Becky wasn't in the MFF 3-Way with the Ex Girlfriend, but apparently Dirk pulls down mad pussy and is loving at least Becky, The Ex Girlfriend and two other women in 3-ways like every day. Is Dirk the protagonist?
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 Asking strangers at the bus stop whether they think your girlfriend is cheating on you seems like extremely normal behavior.
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These loss edits are making me misogynistic
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Expect her to poo poo test you after you have dropped the backhanded compliment. She will insult you, challenge your masculinity, tease or taunt you.
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Helsing posted:
But the punchline is that all women are like that
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Well, the skinny triangle gumbies that the guy wants to gently caress.
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Kino is light touching intended to put her in the mood. It also communicates dominance. Betas will not initiate touching as they’re too shy. But, tonight you are an Alpha! Even if you have to fake it ’til you make it. For instance: start by touching her arm to emphasize a point in your conversation. When she says something uncool, pat her on the back and shake your head. This progresses to hugging, a hand on her leg, dancing or touch that is a bit more intimate if she is receptive. Otherwise, drop her and look for another girl, as avoiding the development of one-itis is crucial. Betas make the mistake of having a scarcity mentality. Remember, she is only a girl. In late kino, the goal is to have her sitting on your lap, kissing you, having her head on your shoulder or lap, or giving you fellatio in a dark corner.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:
dirk has stolen my heart
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PoorMoralCompass posted:Kino is light touching intended to put her in the mood. It also communicates dominance. Betas will not initiate touching as they’re too shy. But, tonight you are an Alpha! Even if you have to fake it ’til you make it. For instance: start by touching her arm to emphasize a point in your conversation. When she says something uncool, pat her on the back and shake your head. This progresses to hugging, a hand on her leg, dancing or touch that is a bit more intimate if she is receptive. Otherwise, drop her and look for another girl, as avoiding the development of one-itis is crucial. Betas make the mistake of having a scarcity mentality. Remember, she is only a girl. In late kino, the goal is to have her sitting on your lap, kissing you, having her head on your shoulder or lap, or giving you fellatio in a dark corner. "this corner looks dark enough for you to suck my dick in" - dirk
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