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lollontee
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City of Glompton posted:

oops sorry :) forgot about those pesky days

owned again by moving averages :hellyeah:

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Cthulu Carl posted:

Is this where I apply for asylum?

I pinkie swear that I'm not a radical poster - I'm not even a totally tubular poster.

*stamps "CHILL" on application and hands it back*

application approved

Cthulu Carl

Eonwe posted:

*stamps "CHILL" on application and hands it back*

application approved

Thank you, this was a fun game of Papers, Please.

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
We have top men working on it right now: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2347479&pagenumber=654#post464491071

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SIDS Vicious


hey guys is my cot still here they tore down my new house

Piso Mojado

super mario batali posted:

Post 4 posts the first four days and post 5 on the 5th day- since the number of days will still increase, he does need to post.

*slaps TI-1000 out of your hands* thanks nerd

Piso Mojado


lol

Matoi Ryuko


Greetings new posters, do you think this song is chill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

If so then you're on the right track!

Macnult


lmao

Matoi Ryuko



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M

eonwe




owns

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
its insanely important to know that byob is very good & chill

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

the picture was a terrible thing but the real nightmare was the collective decision (after a brief human interlude) that we are, in fact, ok with this

I used to feel that way but now I think of that particular issue as being one of those outside-the-scope-of-human-understanding horrors, like realizing that the universe is tending towards heat death, or that everyone you know and love is going to die eventually, or Cthulhu :cthulhu: . The challenge with those horrors is that focusing on them reinforces a sense of helplessness that has no relationship to the human scale at which we can actually make a difference, and the time spent in those nightmares is time spent with very little concrete purpose*. I take guidance from the words of people way smarter and wiser than me. Here's David Hume (this autocorrected to David Human) in his Treatise of Human Nature:

quote:

'Tis not contrary to reason to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my finger.

And here's Adam Smith in his Theory of Moral Sentiments:

quote:

Let us suppose that the great empire of China, with all its myriads of inhabitants, was suddenly swallowed up by an earthquake, and let us consider how a man of humanity in Europe, who had no sort of connexion with that part of the world, would be affected upon receiving intelligence of this dreadful calamity. He would, I imagine, first of all, express very strongly his sorrow for the misfortune of that unhappy people, he would make many melancholy reflections upon the precariousness of human life, and the vanity of all the labours of man, which could thus be annihilated in a moment. He would too, perhaps, if he was a man of speculation, enter into many reasonings concerning the effects which this disaster might produce upon the commerce of Europe, and the trade and business of the world in general. And when all this fine philosophy was over, when all these humane sentiments had been once fairly expressed, he would pursue his business or his pleasure, take his repose or his diversion, with the same ease and tranquillity, as if no such accident had happened. The most frivolous disaster which could befal himself would occasion a more real disturbance. If he was to lose his little finger to-morrow, he would not sleep to-night; but, provided he never saw them, he will snore with the most profound security over the ruin of a hundred millions of his brethren, and the destruction of that immense multitude seems plainly an object less interesting to him, than this paltry misfortune of his own. To prevent, therefore, this paltry misfortune to himself, would a man of humanity be willing to sacrifice the lives of a hundred millions of his brethren, provided he had never seen them? Human nature startles with horror at the thought, and the world, in its greatest depravity and corruption, never produced such a villain as could be capable of entertaining it. But what makes this difference?

The reason I don't like seeing the picture isn't because I want to avoid the horror; it's because I want to avoid the sense of helplessness which is the nasty little soul-killing part of disaster porn.

*I don't want to suggest they have no purpose. Lots of thought experiments that are outside the scope of human understanding can be useful, like for example the Zen koan "What did your face look like before you were born" or imagining what life will be like in a thousand years, or what birds would look like if they had human arms, but they're not concretely useful, and these positions are often moralized like "we saw the picture of the drowned baby and did nothing because we're horrible people" instead of "we saw the picture of the drowned baby and did nothing because there was nothing that we could meaningfully do." No doubt there are people who could do something and don't, but those people probably aren't us. Meanwhile, there are many ways that we can take the animating sense of compassion that causes us to reel in horror at that photograph and do justice to it in our own lives by working to solve problems over which we have more meaningful control. As Richard Feynman once wrote: No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

misty mountaintop posted:

I used to feel that way but now I think of that particular issue as being one of those outside-the-scope-of-human-understanding horrors, like realizing that the universe is tending towards heat death, or that everyone you know and love is going to die eventually, or Cthulhu :cthulhu: . The challenge with those horrors is that focusing on them reinforces a sense of helplessness that has no relationship to the human scale at which we can actually make a difference, and the time spent in those nightmares is time spent with very little concrete purpose*. I take guidance from the words of people way smarter and wiser than me. Here's David Hume (this autocorrected to David Human) in his Treatise of Human Nature:


And here's Adam Smith in his Theory of Moral Sentiments:


The reason I don't like seeing the picture isn't because I want to avoid the horror; it's because I want to avoid the sense of helplessness which is the nasty little soul-killing part of disaster porn.

*I don't want to suggest they have no purpose. Lots of thought experiments that are outside the scope of human understanding can be useful, like for example the Zen koan "What did your face look like before you were born" or imagining what life will be like in a thousand years, or what birds would look like if they had human arms, but they're not concretely useful, and these positions are often moralized like "we saw the picture of the drowned baby and did nothing because we're horrible people" instead of "we saw the picture of the drowned baby and did nothing because there was nothing that we could meaningfully do." No doubt there are people who could do something and don't, but those people probably aren't us. Meanwhile, there are many ways that we can take the animating sense of compassion that causes us to reel in horror at that photograph and do justice to it in our own lives by working to solve problems over which we have more meaningful control. As Richard Feynman once wrote: No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.

By the way, this post is a good example of how NOT to be a good BYOB poster.

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HATECUBE

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Greetings new posters, do you think this song is chill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

If so then you're on the right track!

that was p chill

how does something like this fit here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxPuVrwrqVc

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you



The initial reaction was the correct one though. By accepting the refugees into Europe for longer than a few days it would have stopped those sea crossings that result in toddlers drowning. Even if 4 million refugees came they're a drop in the bucket of 500 million Europeans and, being mostly young, would have helped with our aging population problem. Instead the right wingers and closet fascists which Europe is always stuffed with were able to rattle the cages enough to scare our pathetic governments who are corrupt, greedy and weak enough to need their support to hold on to the last shreds of their legitimacy and the walls came up again - literally in Eastern Europe and figuratively everywhere else. So instead of doing anything to solve a problem we're largely causing we make it worse, and on top of that we got Brexit, a bloc of shithead governments in Eastern Europe doing their best to cripple the rest of the EU, an endless war in Syria and more deaths at sea. The attempt to do the right thing and then being scared by the backlash magnifies the crime. As for what an individual can do - nothing. Big events proceed along their own logic and people are torn to pieces if they get jammed up in the gears.


hi how are you ♥

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you


wrong forum for this kind of hopelessness, sorry

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

The word on the streets was always that BYOB would be deleted. It's as though the executioner has come at last, rearing up as he approaches, lifting his dread axe as we tremble in the stocks - only to bring it down upon our bonds, rendering us free.

byob is the dragon born

lollontee
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Syrian refugees are just chilling out on the wide open sea, breathing in the chill blue sea

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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Hogge Wild posted:

i'll crosspost this question in the science forum

speaking both for myself and for his grace Smash it Smash hit!, thank you very much :^)


Robot Made of Meat

Wow. I went and did some stuff IRL, and when I came back all h*ck had broken loose.

Welcome GBS refugees! We're happy to have you come chill with us, post funny things, and share pet pictures!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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I've got plenty of java
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SIDS Vicious


im crying

lollontee
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try wiping

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

it's a great time for GBS posters to try branching out. you could go to Let's Play and watch a man simulate a years-long war in real time, or try AI, where you can watch a man inhale a spider. it's always a beautiful world that we live in

link for the spider

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lollontee
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Hogge Wild posted:

link for the spider

for a good time check out my rap sheetr

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

Hogge Wild posted:

link for the spider

well, i found it again, but it turns out the spiders and the mysterious inhalation were two different things. still, it begins here, not that i advise watching

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Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Can we try and get hector out of the hell circus? Hogge maybe you can negotiate with the FYAD IK

Hello, I'm here, thanks for caring :yaycloud:

pants in my pants

by Smythe
Hello. I hope it's ok if I post here. I like haveing fun with friends and posting on SA.

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City of Glompton

two forty posted:

Hello. I hope it's ok if I post here. I like haveing fun with friends and posting on SA.

hello, you are welcome to post and have fun. have you considered getting a spooky halloween av? it will improve your posting experience


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
Hey everyone :wave:

Hope to see all of you posting funny threads here sooner or later!

a cloth map

No thanks. I'm a Government man.
Am I gonna have to do a sig? I like the idea of having a cool and funny picture right below this post.

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



hi BYOB, you guys seem chill so i'll chill here for a bit

City of Glompton

a cloth map posted:

Am I gonna have to do a sig? I like the idea of having a cool and funny picture right below this post.

yes, you should def do a sig. you can ask for one in the sig thread if you are art challenged. it's around here somewhere


Worldshatter posted:

hi BYOB, you guys seem chill so i'll chill here for a bit

hello, welcome. I like your av


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you


welcome to byob i love you

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im scared and lost ):



duck note: your sig has a dead child in it. please don't use it in byob

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 22, 2016

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
is thre a thread where we can say things like "suck my dick, you fuckman" and "kindly suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat" or "suck my drat balls", these were staples of my posting style



duck note: your sig has a dead child in it. please don't use it in byob

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Sep 22, 2016

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Nooner posted:

im scared and lost ):

just be happy in jesus you cool dog you

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