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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Rape Stink posted:

Who's Notch? Is he the guy that invented Mangosteen?

notch is short for Nacho Vidale who is a famous pornstar.

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free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
How much of that 2 bil did notch lose in the divorce

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Jack Trades posted:

So this thread sprung up on Reddit recently (and digging it up made my hand spell like poo).


Reddit having zero awareness of the fact that no one should be taking Lowtax seriously, ever, ever.
Now let's check some comments, shall we?



:jerkbag:


:jerkbag:

Please do. Please.

I agree with them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
remember when SA trolled Reddit about their child porn stuff until a ton of subreddits ended up getting shut down and all the pedos were SUPER salty about it?

someone post that screenshot of the list of subreddits with the salty redditor going 'closed by order of Something Awful' next to em all

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
"I'm in a villa in Ibiza surrounded by my money but I'm very sad" sounds like a GBS thread.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 204 days!)

Shneak posted:

"I'm in a villa in Ibiza surrounded by my money but I'm very sad" sounds like a GBS thread.

You can add "shat my pants" to virtually any thread title and it's instant GBS manbabies

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Moridin920 posted:

remember when SA trolled Reddit about their child porn stuff until a ton of subreddits ended up getting shut down and all the pedos were SUPER salty about it?

someone post that screenshot of the list of subreddits with the salty redditor going 'closed by order of Something Awful' next to em all

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


FlimFlam Imam posted:

I'm embarrassed to say that I don't even know how to use reddit. I just don't have the patience to learn how to navigate that mess.

You should be embarrassed because its really easy unless you're a giant idiot

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Well at leats they still have their Gay Teen Pics subreddit.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Beaten! Agh

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

paul_soccer10 posted:

pretty accurate

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

CharlestonJew posted:

how many of those redditors are permabanned posters

I think at least 1 is permabanned poster n-wordstomper69

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
the other thing i do not like about reddit is that they do not have avatars. avatars are important because i need picture prompts to let me know what is worth reading.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
that doesn't even have the worst one which I'm not going to type at work

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

scott zoloft posted:

the other thing i do not like about reddit is that they do not have avatars. avatars are important because i need picture prompts to let me know what is worth reading.

Speaking of which, where did the Stupid Newbie avatars go? I need to know who's opinions are totally irrelevant.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

that doesn't even have the worst one which I'm not going to type at work

No way. Did I miss something good? I'm pretty sure I've read through all of the garbage.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
there's an inherent magic to scrolling through mounds of bad to okay posts to eventually find that one clean crisp post in the middle of page 12. a voting system that filters them to the top takes the fun out of digging through threads to find the gold.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I use reddit to find HD NFL streams so thanks reddit

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/notch/status/791357184105910272

notch is upset with us :(

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just another notch in lowtax's belt

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

the something awful redditors think exists sounds sweet, how do i post there

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Jack Trades posted:




No way. Did I miss something good? I'm pretty sure I've read through all of the garbage.
I meant on the list of gross child porn subreddits that shut down that day.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

the something awful redditors think exists sounds sweet, how do i post there

D&D?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I don't know what their big deal with sa is lowtax doesnt even post here anymore

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Burt Sexual posted:

Does Reditt make a lot of money?

not in terms of actual income but they're lousy with silicon valley welfare

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
So, in conclusion, SA bad?

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
reddit is full of people who ought to be beaten to a bloody pulp, SA isn't

I could sit here and pick apart the hows and whys but honestly gently caress it, it's too early in the day for that poo poo so I'll just say good job goons, good job

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Junkfist posted:

So, in conclusion, SA bad?

minecraft is for children, and SA is for bigger children.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

It's funny when Lowtax has big public meltdowns and targets other mentally ill people who are more successful than him

SqueePower
May 25, 2006
tube
Soiled Meat
Irreverent more like Irrelevant website since 1999.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 204 days!)

Space Camp fuckup posted:

It's funny when Lowtax has big public meltdowns and targets other mentally ill people who are more successful than him

I prefer to call this "drunk" when I do the same thing.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Junkfist posted:

So, in conclusion, SA bad?
OP, please rename title to "Reddit 'stinks'" to avoid confusion

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
ambien should pay lowtax's a royalty for every pill sold as he has been their nobumer one represntative and saleseperson in the past fifteen yerars?

Bedlamdan
Apr 25, 2008
Why was Lowtax getting super mad at Notch last night and then telling everyone it was all really just a big social experiment against the alt-right this morning

Is Minecraft endorsing Trump? Help me understand GBS, I can't make my own opinions on virtually anything

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Bedlamdan posted:

Why was Lowtax getting super mad at Notch last night and then telling everyone it was all really just a big social experiment against the alt-right this morning

Is Minecraft endorsing Trump? Help me understand GBS, I can't make my own opinions on virtually anything

Minecraft is Trump conspiracy against women in videogames.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Junkfist posted:

So, in conclusion, SA bad?

SA bad and full people with mental problem but mostly kind not hurt other people


Reddit full red pebble anderson cooper have seat there gaming gate sexual frustration volcano

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

This really is check-loving-mate against reddit as far as I'm concerned. Yeah we're a bunch of unfunny shitheads a lot of the times and the forum's glory years have long, long passed but we don't actively support sexualizing children you gross-rear end motherfuckers

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
sa 4 lyfe

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