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buff goat man

lil reduntant if you say im immature

what you really mean is 'im mature'

dunno why you put those two 'im's there

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breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
i'm mature but in the same way a good cheddar is

what i mean is i spent nine months in a cave with a lot of mold

MrWillsauce

dont talk about your mom like that



MrWillsauce

she says she loves it. gently caress, that was my only move what do I do



death sext


Ask her to do a portrait of you!


vanisher

death sext posted:

Ask her to do a portrait of you!

Genius.

Do this



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

BIRDCON 2017

death sext posted:

Ask her to do a portrait of you!

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I met my girlfriend on okcupid by saying Shrek is life.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


portraits? who the hell does that sort of thing?

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
ms paint me, like one of your french girls.

ed: i mean, that's what you should say to her, now

~sig~

MrWillsauce

bad bitch coming over in 10 minutes what do i do



vanisher

MrWillsauce posted:

bad bitch coming over in 10 minutes what do i do

clean everything in your home

"Ugh, are these finishing nails on your baseboard dusty? No thanx"



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Piso Mojado

curl up in the fetal position and wait for death

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Piso Mojado posted:

curl up in the fetal position and wait for death

Ah, The Martin Gambit

MrWillsauce

she was real cool she wasn't into me though

oh well



Nosfereefer

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did you do your famous dance?

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BIRDCON 2017

MrWillsauce posted:

she was real cool she wasn't into me though

oh well

seems like you successfully made a good first impression over tindr though. congrats.

MrWillsauce

at least i made a new friend :)



lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Real post gay perspective, Tinder is the only thing I meet cool guys from who make me feel good about myself, but then they all end up too good for me?

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Normies

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
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Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
how did it go 4 pages and no one made that joke in a let's play thread?

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Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Munchables posted:

I met my girlfriend on okcupid by saying Shrek is life.

I met my girlfriend through mutual friends a few years ago but then okcupid matched us too and said we had like a 95% match but she didn't wanna date men at the time and I wound up dating other people. After we started dating we actually went back and saw the computer was right in suggesting we were really good for each other.

Also I've met cool and good people through tinder and okcupid. You should keep trying to internet date MrWillsauce sometimes you'll make friends, sometimes nothing will happen but it's fun to just socialize with new people.

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