The Piss Tape Is Real (wear the hat)

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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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net work error: Feb 26, 2011

One important detail I haven't figured out yet is if the tape is audio or video? Is it a cassette?

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:41

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:28

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

its betamax

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:46

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

recordable blu ray

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:38

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Dairy Days posted:

its betamax

the episode of cowboy bebop where they find the betamax player in the ruins of earth but it's cause they want to watch the piss tape

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:41

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

The real piss tape is 22 minutes of ivaanka apologising to the camera with a yellow filter

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:15

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

the piss tape is the samizdat from infinite jest and to view it is to lose your life because all other experience pales in comparison to the sweet bliss of Perfected Yellow Entertainment, Big-League

# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:10

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:54

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

horse piss tape

piss horse tape

piss tape horse

:thunk:

# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:55

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:37

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

The Piss Tape is real and is the only piece of media created this century that's going to still be relevant a century from now.

# ? Jun 26, 2017 02:24

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Relevant Tangent posted:

The Piss Tape is real and is the only piece of media created this century that's going to still be relevant a century from now.

"Reactions to the Piss Tape" :colbert:

# ? Jun 26, 2017 02:41

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

This is a whole new spin on Yellow Journalism

# ? Jun 26, 2017 09:24

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

bump

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:23

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Splash

# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:41

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Theres no piss tape...

there's piss tapeS

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/885599035268136960

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:05

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

The Piss Tapes Is Real

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:09

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 17 days!)

The true value of the pisstape is that it doesn't even matter.

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:42

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

The Piss Tapes Were The Friends We Made Along The Way

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:44

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

lol at this spiraling theorycrafting though, and that it is probably all true

https://twitter.com/rlongennamer/status/885265587156471808

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:43

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

mister magpie posted:

lol at this spiraling theorycrafting though, and that it is ~~probably~~ definitely all true

https://twitter.com/rlongennamer/status/885265587156471808

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:44

Poco: Jul 17, 2005; ....I am a Tariff Man

an actual dog posted:

Theres no piss tape...

there's piss tapeS

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/885599035268136960

2017 owns.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:56

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

behead all those that call it the pee pee tape

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:22

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

mister magpie posted:

lol at this spiraling theorycrafting though, and that it is probably all true

https://twitter.com/rlongennamer/status/885265587156471808

I like how the entirety of the confirmation of the piss tape being true is that Trump went to miss universe in Russia and did a cameo in a business associate son's vanity music video.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:34

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Byolante posted:

I like how the entirety of the confirmation of the piss tape being true is that Trump went to miss universe in Russia and did a cameo in a business associate son's vanity music video.

whether ignorance or lies have brought you to this false conclusion is immaterial, you are to be sacrificed to the piss tape at dawn

# ? Jul 14, 2017 02:42

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

the thread rating is the same color as the liquid on the very real tape

# ? Jul 14, 2017 02:58

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

mister magpie posted:

lol at this spiraling theorycrafting though, and that it is probably all true

https://twitter.com/rlongennamer/status/885265587156471808

extremely force awakens trailer han solo voice]: the crazy thing is - it's true. The hookers, the piss - all of it. It's all true. :corsair:

# ? Jul 14, 2017 03:23

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

i hope they release the piss tape on wikileaks

# ? Jul 14, 2017 03:32

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

maskenfreiheit posted:

i hope they release the piss tape on wikileaks

Fresh

# ? Jul 14, 2017 03:36

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Its a russian video of disgusting acts, it could only go on liveleak

# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:38

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

I really hope it was done tastefully and doesn't degrade the act of urinating on another human being.

Is there a slo mo capture featuring a bare-chested POTUS slowly shaking his orange locks to and fro while rivulets of salty, golden freshness sparkle and fly off in every direction like so many gallons of GoP-approved body glitter?

Asking for a friend.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 22:10

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

*looks at hands*

am I... the piss tape?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 22:34

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fiend posted:

I really hope it was done tastefully and doesn't degrade the act of urinating on another human being.

Is there a slo mo capture featuring a bare-chested POTUS slowly shaking his orange locks to and fro while rivulets of salty, golden freshness sparkle and fly off in every direction like so many gallons of GoP-approved body glitter?

Asking for a friend.

this
is definitely not the case,
but
we all wish it was :3:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:42

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Piss Tape(s) handily take home the Cannes Palme D'Or and the Academy Award for Best Documentary Film (Foreign)

# ? Jul 15, 2017 06:58

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

It would render cinema obsolete. Everything that can be expressed is there.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 07:00

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

In 2019, the United States Library of Congress selected the Piss Tape for preservation in the National Film Registry, finding it "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".[2]

# ? Jul 15, 2017 07:00