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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
881. Not bad for week 1. If I can remember to play Thanksgiving week I might have a shot this year.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Got one additional technical error related to the Chargers...namely that the database isn't registering them as existing in LA. Once I sort this out I'll post the final scores and get next week's thread ready.

edit: fixed it! Here's the stats for this week. New thread up tomorrow afternoon/evening.





Busts

Major Ryan
the mean lunch lady



marioinblack
MrLogan

Overall Scores

axeil fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Sep 12, 2017

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
922 yards on week 1, hey I'll take it.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Poor showing from me for Week 1. :( At least I know that I can start Meet Starlord the rest of the season.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Not great, but not terrible.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

No Butt Stuff posted:

Not great, but not terrible.

Right in the meaty part of the curve :hfive:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
stefon diggs did, in fact, go ham. I'll take just over 800 points. Squarely in my prime as "mid-pack shitter", just like last season

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Infidel Castro posted:

NE - James White - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
SEA - Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
B#: NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

30
311
3
57
291

= 692

thanks a lot, non-QBs :mad:

Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012
Me, last night: Yeah, so it's this game where you pick any player and you get points for a kind of yardage that you choose, and you can pick as many as you want.
My friend, stupid: That sounds boring.
Me, wise: no, it's great. There are prizes, everyone else who plays is a buffoon who chooses QBs.
My friend, buffoon: QBs put up a lot of yards.
Me, wise: And high variance week to week.

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Me, wise: time to take a sip of my coffee and check out 1KOB--

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Jamaal Charles ended with 40 yards, putting me squarely at 782. Not terrible.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Young Hegelian posted:

Me, last night: Yeah, so it's this game where you pick any player and you get points for a kind of yardage that you choose, and you can pick as many as you want.
My friend, stupid: That sounds boring.
Me, wise: no, it's great. There are prizes, everyone else who plays is a buffoon who chooses QBs.
My friend, buffoon: QBs put up a lot of yards.
Me, wise: And high variance week to week.

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Me, wise: time to take a sip of my coffee and check out 1KOB--

At least you didn't bust! :v:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Young Hegelian posted:

Me, last night: Yeah, so it's this game where you pick any player and you get points for a kind of yardage that you choose, and you can pick as many as you want.
My friend, stupid: That sounds boring.
Me, wise: no, it's great. There are prizes, everyone else who plays is a buffoon who chooses QBs.
My friend, buffoon: QBs put up a lot of yards.
Me, wise: And high variance week to week.

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Me, wise: time to take a sip of my coffee and check out 1KOB--

What you'll find is the variance over a data set of 4 or 5 players is actually quite consistent!!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Diqnol posted:

What you'll find is the variance over a data set of 4 or 5 players is actually quite consistent!!

#Statistics

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

axeil posted:

#Statistics

Word

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
535? Oof. Thanks, Andey.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Middle of the pack is better than I expected after Le'veon's dud

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
Well poo poo. Brees was only over by a handful of yards too... I could have been somebody.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Oh hey looks like I came in first. That's cool, but 27 yards from 1000 is poo poo. The game is 1KoB.

We must do better.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

marioinblack posted:

3rd going into MNF will make it even more depressing when 8 people pass me and I get 0 points.

axeil posted:



Busts

Major Ryan
the mean lunch lady



marioinblack
MrLogan

Oh 9 people passed me.

:suicide:

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Week 2 thread is up!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834050

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