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I loved all of Peralta's puns, even if I did have to explain "We Need to Talk About Kevin" to my wife. "Everybody Loves Raymond" being met with "Don't" had me in stitches. And Holt's texting etiquette... he treats each text like a small personal letter. I'm surprised he didn't leave three or four blank spaces after "sincerely." I also loved the pervert costumes. Jake's in particular reminded me of the "Do the Creep" Digital Short. But the best part of the episode was Rosa's scenes in the beauty parlor. That thick accent, the make-up, and the hair... all great. But the look on her face as she holds down her bile to ask what she'd look like as a blonde, and then asks for a perm... priceless. The best single moment there had to be when she was turned to face the mirror with her now blonde hair, and she gives a scream that goes from horrified to forced excitement and happiness seamlessly.
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I gotta say, Rosa almost pulled that look off. Almost.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:04
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She actually looks a lot like Tomei.
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Kevin's anger at being denied Captain Corelli's Mandolin and Leaving Las Vegas was great.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Kevin's anger at being denied Captain Corelli's Mandolin and Leaving Las Vegas was great. I was disappointed that they didn't mention Raising Arizona, which is both an early Coen Brothers film (so it's Artsy) and has The Caged One doing action and slapstick (so it's Fartsy).
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Kevin's anger at being denied Captain Corelli's Mandolin and Leaving Las Vegas was great. "There was a movie about a Mandolin?"
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That was definitely classic B99. Occasional Hitchcock & Scully competence is fun!
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Mar 23, 2018 23:33
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Doug Judy episodes are the best!
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Has Hitchcock always been a sex pervert and I forgot? The line about his super young girlfriend felt extremely out of place, but I lose track. I also suffer Gina blindness. I desperately want to know what Kevin thought of Snake Eyes. It's in my top 5 movies, but I want to hear his Ivy League destruction of it.
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Mar 26, 2018 04:13
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"Spreadsheet spreadsheet, crime crime, precinct precinct"
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Of my first 50 jumpers, 49 died!HookShot posted:Doug Judy episodes are the best! 
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fizzymercy posted:Has Hitchcock always been a sex pervert and I forgot? The line about his super young girlfriend felt extremely out of place, but I lose track. I also suffer Gina blindness. Hitchcock has always been a huge sex pervert and they've made a ton of jokes about this before.
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I want them to make a Brooklyn 99 movie that un-apologetically steals the plot from several Nicolas Cage movies and features Jake and Doug Judy as the protagonists. Imagine them finding a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence. Jake and Judy need to break into Alcatraz, Jake and Judy kidnap a baby to raise together, Jake and Judy undergo a surgery where they switch faces. Really the possibilities are endless.
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lifts cats over head posted:I want them to make a Brooklyn 99 movie that un-apologetically steals the plot from several Nicolas Cage movies and features Jake and Doug Judy as the protagonists. Imagine them finding a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence. Jake and Judy need to break into Alcatraz, Jake and Judy kidnap a baby to raise together, Jake and Judy undergo a surgery where they switch faces. Really the possibilities are endless. I'll bring it up again... Jake and Judy steal some MacGuffin (perhaps they kidnap a hostage named MacGuffin) because they need one and the person they take it from has "more than they can handle." Hilarity ensues.
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Jake and Holt interrogate a suspect who won't break on the next episode, which calls back to the best episode of Homicide, or any episode where Braugher got to interrogate a suspect. Edit: This episode! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gan5ZcHctlI PotatoJudge fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Apr 1, 2018 |
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Oh, drat! What a great episode. The bit where Jake throws the chair had me cackling.
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"They're under the name Holt. H-O-L-"
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I love that this episode was focused on one storyline. And, of course, when Jake figures out what he needs to do.
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Holt getting worked up about doctors ahahaha Oh drat Oh drat OH drat
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"Ooh, the opera. Is it the one Bugs Bunny sang?" "... yes."
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tarlibone posted:I'll bring it up again... Jake and Judy steal some MacGuffin (perhaps they kidnap a hostage named MacGuffin) because they need one and the person they take it from has "more than they can handle." Hilarity ensues. yeah, if they're gonna do a Nic Cage movie riff, this is the way to go. this is a subtle way to parody Raising Arizona. literally having them kidnap a baby would be too on-the-nose.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Holt getting worked up about doctors ahahaha The scene was so perfectly paced that I can fully imagine that someone on the writing staff was either a witness or a part of that exact conversation in real life. From the calm collected "Well there are less dental schools" to Holt going from 0-60 in 3 seconds and cutting off the rant at the perfect moment to cut to him sipping water.
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My favourite thing about Hitchcock is that he absolutely kills every line he’s given
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Pretty different format, but it was good! Have they done bottle episodes like that before?
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404notfound posted:Pretty different format, but it was good! Have they done bottle episodes like that before? Not strictly, but the spiritual predecessor of this episode "48 Hours" counts - and others like "Lockdown" and "9 Days" have a very similar feel.
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I dunno y'all, the etymology rant may be the pinnacle of this show for me
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Eat a jerk, pal. Focus on the butt. The butt don't lie.
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https://twitter.com/terrycrews/status/983141037651693569
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Boom Boom! Holy poo poo the Backstreet Boys cold open  I need that Holt soundboard.
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That Backstreet Boys cold open is easily in the top 3 best cold opens ever.
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HookShot posted:That Backstreet Boys cold open is easily in the top 3 best cold opens ever. Chills
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Imagine that guy singing that while murdering a dude.
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Apparently this show is likely to be cancelled after this season which wtf I looked at the ratings and they are pretty bad these days somehow I assume we’ll probably get at least one more due to acclaim like the GLAAD award but who knows
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That cold open beats out the full bullpen for best ever. Edit: did we know that Jake had a half sister before? Like was it something his dad told him in a previous episode? swickles fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Apr 16, 2018 |
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swickles posted:That cold open beats out the full bullpen for best ever. He mentioned it in hospital on thanksgiving when he was doped up. He also said that he told Jake about his sisters, but not the brothers.
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Ohh, Debbie dead. Debbie real dead.
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Of the eight types of walkers, which type are you?
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We all need a Holt soundboard in our life.
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Laterite posted:We all need a Holt soundboard in our life. "Get. Some." Nasim Pedrad should be in all the shows.
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