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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Troy Queef posted:

still I want to see how the nanny state that is May's Britain handles his need to smoke anywhere and anytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlLDndJD5dc

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

pellegrini to west ham is almost certainly happening and we're paying him 10 million pounds per year

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Bogan Krkic posted:

pellegrini to west ham is almost certainly happening and we're paying him 10 million pounds per year

I've seen 5, 7 and 10 million all reported. I'd guess 7 is the most likely but still, that's such a good appointment. I'm legit surprised it wasn't just the Daves hyping up a manager to sell season ticket renewals. He's apparently bringing a mix of his ex-City and ex-Malaga backroom staff as well

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



He probably is getting 6.9m a year and another 4.20m in dildo stock imo

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

He probably is getting 6.9m a year and another 4.20m in dildo stock imo

nice

if we're paying him 7m p/a then it's not much more than we would have paid benitez, who was looking like the only other likely option
I hope he's still good though, his chinese team is sitting in lower mid table but that league is hosed so who knows what that really means

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

I've seen 5, 7 and 10 million all reported. I'd guess 7 is the most likely but still, that's such a good appointment. I'm legit surprised it wasn't just the Daves hyping up a manager to sell season ticket renewals. He's apparently bringing a mix of his ex-City and ex-Malaga backroom staff as well

they are paying him in cursed sapphires, so everyone wins

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
And it's a DONE DEAL

https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/998820757424795648?s=19

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
no manuel NO NO NO

SAVE YOURSELF

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


I can't wait for him to get mad at Dave Sullivan hoisting a million poo poo strikers on him and not having a midfield or defense, imo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
There is a 60% chance that Hamsik transfers to a Chinese club this summer, according to Hamsik's dad. That would be a shame, although Zielinski is ready to take over that position for Napoli.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Willy Sagnol to Swansea

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
disappointed to learn that isn't as a player

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

There is a 60% chance that Hamsik transfers to a Chinese club this summer, according to Hamsik's dad. That would be a shame, although Zielinski is ready to take over that position for Napoli.

Is his father his agent? That would be a shame, though he already broke the appearance and scoring records for Napoli. Guess he's tired of coming in second lol.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

disappointed to learn that isn't as a player

was going to make almost this exact same post

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

disappointed to learn that isn't as a player

We need to replace Mawson, Amat, Fernandez and Bartley with someone.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Did Bayer Leverkusen really spend €20mil on a Brazilian 17 year old?

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Yes, I hope he's actually good.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/998982481582882817

Well, Milan are hosed, lol :shepicide:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Who could have foreseen that

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Jose posted:

Who could have foreseen that

Silvio will come back to save us, this is all part of his plan.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Rui Patricio is having a medical with Napoli right now

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

They just need an ownership group that also owns a country and an airline and can sponsor their stadium at a grossly-inflated level.

That, or sign licensing deals with everything that is for sale anywhere.

Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies is a good place to start.

The official mealy, dry, disgusting cookie of AC Milan!

Then get some players to do a commercial where they dunk one in un caffè and force a smile as they choke it down and say "Milanollllaaaazzzzzooooo!!!!!"

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
How are West Ham throwing about top 6 wages for a manager? Seems like they should try to be a bit thrifty and get rid of all the overpaid bollocks that's already on their books before throwing more money around? Unless Pellegrini gets full control over all transfers this is going to be a disaster.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

elbkaida posted:

How are West Ham throwing about top 6 wages for a manager? Seems like they should try to be a bit thrifty and get rid of all the overpaid bollocks that's already on their books before throwing more money around? Unless Pellegrini gets full control over all transfers this is going to be a disaster.

I like Pellegrini but anything bad happening to West Ham is funny so I'm conflicted.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Someone please buy me a new av made from this picture. Thanks.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

elbkaida posted:

How are West Ham throwing about top 6 wages for a manager? Seems like they should try to be a bit thrifty and get rid of all the overpaid bollocks that's already on their books before throwing more money around? Unless Pellegrini gets full control over all transfers this is going to be a disaster.

All the free money from the stadium deal, presumably.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
West Ham are a government funded charity case, they can spend whatever they want.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

trem_two posted:

Rui Patricio is having a medical with Napoli right now

actually hes in Germany on a spiritual retreat, after a season where he was harassed and beat up by Sporting fans

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
when i think of spiritualism i think of germany

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
https://twitter.com/archiert1/status/999197241880535040

When some big club full of cunts signs him and plays him in the reserves for 3 years I'm going to cry

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Yan Dhanda to Swansea is a done deal

https://www.swanseacity.com/news/swans-seal-dhanda-signing

Can't be any worse than Routledge.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/999246421961400320
https://twitter.com/mcgowan_stephen/status/999258501288480768

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sassassin posted:

Yan Dhanda to Swansea is a done deal

https://www.swanseacity.com/news/swans-seal-dhanda-signing

Can't be any worse than Routledge.

Sounds like the fake name Steve Mandanda gives to people

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
asano is going on loan to hannover

https://twitter.com/Hannover96/status/999258900959563776

might as well just sell him, tbh. i dont think he's going to make it at the premier league level.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Carletto is supposedly signing for Napoli on June 1st, he was out yesterday with Napoli's owner. That combined with the rumors that Sarri, Hamsik and Callejon are all leaving makes this pretty credible.

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/999201673213071360

That could mean that Sarri is going to Chelsea, though Zenit is also a possibility.

e: Guardian says it's done: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/23/carlo-ancelotti-new-manager-napoli-sarri-serie-a

Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 15:01 on May 23, 2018

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Sarri was just officially sacked by Napoli.

Also this happened
https://mobile.twitter.com/footballitalia/status/999318686770057217

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's been a disaster in the premier league

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Yeah and there are rumors that Higuain will leave if Morata returns, which I'm not happy about.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
that much money and still dresses like a charva

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Morata scored as many goals as Arnautovic and fewer goals than Glenn Murray last season. He's a bit poo poo

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