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Here's a video of Elon's child tube in action:
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Boner Pill Connoisseur posted:like what's the process for this, is he sitting on a beanbag watching a giant twitter screen with theres no way hes that hands off. he called up some engineers who were working on saving his dying business then told them to stop what they were doing and build a big metal tube then they did it cuz by now they would have to know that hes exactly the sort of rear end in a top hat who would fire someone for telling him why one of his ideas wont work
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Jul 10, 2018 08:21
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The child rescuing polytunnel was my favourite "not thought this through" idea Sure let's violently displace several hundred tons of water when we inflate this sucker, no way that'll go poorly for the kids in the mostly flooded cave
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Jul 10, 2018 08:22
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elon musk, the tube hog of silicon valley
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Jul 10, 2018 09:55
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hyperloop still best musk idea take a century old idea (vactrain), add new problems without solving old ones, and then have an unrealistic grasp of what is involved with building it or dealing with the furiously pounding puds of his cult online favorite things from that: -he told people to start putting a tunnel in maryland without having any idea of what to do with the spoils from tunneling, because le greatest engineer of all time has no practical experience whatsoever -not understanding permit process or any sort of regulatory review, because le greatest engineer of all time thinks calling someone in the government (nevermind whether or not it is the correct jurisdiction) and asking them if they want hyperloop counts as an approval or "preliminary" or "verbal approval"
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Jul 10, 2018 10:43
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musk has definitely made at least a few calls to some russian dudes inquiring about red mercury.
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Jul 10, 2018 11:02
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Al! posted:hey buddy you want me to think up ways to kill a dozen vietnamese kids in a cave ill happily do that all day didnt know McNamara was a poster
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Jul 10, 2018 11:29
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it owns that elon made a kid death tube to exploit a crisis for PR and they arent going to use it
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Jul 10, 2018 11:30
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Thai dude talking about child tube posted:"Even though their equipment is technologically sophisticated, it doesn't fit with our mission to go in the cave," said rescue chief Narongsak Osotthanakorn
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Jul 10, 2018 11:31
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anyone ever notice he pays 69 cents
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Jul 10, 2018 11:35
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they should modify the cave to fit with the kidmersible, duh
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Jul 10, 2018 11:36
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his twitter replies are like a 2005 gbs time capsule, it's unreal
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Jul 10, 2018 11:44
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You can tell this is fake because Elon knows better than to pilot one of the death machines he has his engineers cook up.
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Jul 10, 2018 12:15
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elon is the "i'll make the website!" guy with an unlimited budget
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Jul 10, 2018 12:26
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billionaire owned by facts
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Jul 10, 2018 14:42
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:anyone ever notice he pays 69 cents “nice”
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Jul 10, 2018 14:49
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:hyperloop still best musk idea he’s definitely an “””ideas””” guy
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Jul 10, 2018 14:54
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Shear Modulus posted:ive got it! what about a kind of app where you can put in a request on your phone and someone will show up and shoot a poor person you saw 911 already exists dude
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Jul 10, 2018 15:07
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Tunicate posted:911 already exists dude
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Jul 10, 2018 15:14
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Pretty hosed up of the Thai government to unethically smear Elon like this
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Jul 10, 2018 15:21
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016110809662066688 ah yes totally a device that will work in tunnels so narrow that divers have to remove their oxygen tanks comedyblissoption has issued a correction as of 16:03 on Jul 10, 2018 |
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Jul 10, 2018 16:00
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Darkman Fanpage posted:for someone supposedly running multiple companies he sure had a lot of time to bullshit on twitter and do pointless projects [Insert WSJ pie chart of a CEO's workweek here]
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Jul 10, 2018 16:04
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comedyblissoption posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016110809662066688 it's no good for what it was designed for, and anything it could be actually useful for (getting someone out of a pretty big cave? or maybe a ship at the bottom of the sea?) it's probably not as good as something already existing. my god he's gonna save us all. MeatwadIsGod posted:[Insert WSJ pie chart of a CEO's workweek here] 8 hrs golfing 6 hrs lunch meetings 2 hrs online tie shopping 8 hrs working out these guys never have any time off phew
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Jul 10, 2018 16:08
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the soccer team and coach is entirely rescued now in conclusion, musk spent a bunch of time getting a whole bunch of skilled workers to labor on a completely worthless and actively harmful project to stroke his own ego
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Jul 10, 2018 16:11
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if i had to choose between elon somehow actually saving the world through some idiot luck miracle and being remembered as a hero for all time, or earth becoming a broiling venus-like hellscape...........idk man 
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Jul 10, 2018 16:13
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Honestly, I am pretty sure we should thank Big Boss, because his CQC training and teaching of how to eat frogs and snakes likely played a larger role in the rescue and survival of dem boys than anything the Smelly South African did. Thank you for your service, fictional character Big Boss.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:13
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shiksa posted:8 hrs golfing the best part is the explanation of the time survey - thats what the CEOs' personal assistants reported
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Jul 10, 2018 16:14
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Feranon posted:if i had to choose between elon somehow actually saving the world through some idiot luck miracle and being remembered as a hero for all time, or earth becoming a broiling venus-like hellscape...........idk man Elon Musk is gonna go full Ted Faro.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:14
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 sure it looks bad at first, but notice the lack of any megalomaniacal billionaires or their fart-huffers here
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Jul 10, 2018 16:15
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If you had any doubts the childsub was anything other than a vanity project (lol), it's that "Thailand is so beautiful" capper in his tweet. Totally divorced from the gravity of the situation.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:17
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:anyone ever notice he pays 69 cents check the date on the check too
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Jul 10, 2018 16:18
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Elon Musk couldn't save a turd from his own rear end
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Jul 10, 2018 16:19
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MeatwadIsGod posted:If you had any doubts the childsub was anything other than a vanity project (lol), it's that "Thailand is so beautiful" capper in his tweet. Totally divorced from the gravity of the situation. "glad to hear the football team and their coach were rescued! going to celebrate with some epic bacon at the hotel restaurant!"
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Jul 10, 2018 16:19
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gotta Correct the Record here https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016684366083190785?s=19
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Jul 10, 2018 16:20
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MeatwadIsGod posted:If you had any doubts the childsub was anything other than a vanity project (lol), it's that "Thailand is so beautiful" capper in his tweet. Totally divorced from the gravity of the situation. "Wish you were here! with all of these trapped children!"
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Jul 10, 2018 16:20
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the bitcoin of weed posted:gotta Correct the Record here the loving replies 
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Jul 10, 2018 16:23
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the bitcoin of weed posted:gotta Correct the Record here That sounds more like the dive team leader kind of brushing him off.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:23
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the bitcoin of weed posted:gotta Correct the Record here he's so unbelievably fragile, holy moly.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:23
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the bitcoin of weed posted:gotta Correct the Record here lol Elon: I got a bunch of rocket scientists building a space ship sub to save the day. Adult: Hey, that’s great buddy. Elon: 😎
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Jul 10, 2018 16:27
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Drunkboxer posted:lol Elon: Hey we brought our water coffin! Adult: Uh cool, just set it down over there.
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Jul 10, 2018 16:30
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