FIFA World Cup 2018 Semifinal 2 - Croatia vs England

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FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Why does there need to be 4 video refs watching the same tv what could the 3rd Assistant Video Assistant Referee be possibly adding to anything

he sits by the door to fetch tinnies and doritos when the ball goes out

he's a good lad imo

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:39

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 08:06

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Smirr posted:

it's your moral duty to recreate the pub picture at your in-laws

This

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:41

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

chaoslord posted:

Ref: Cuneyt Cakir (TUR)

A bit rude this

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:49

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Update: my wife has bought me a crate of DAB

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:55

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Gigi Galli posted:

When England win this whole thing any complaining about England, Greece or Portugal winning titles through set pieces and penalties will be a ban imo.

can we still complain and whine in a more general sense

# ? Jul 11, 2018 17:59

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

one hour until meltdown :getin:

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:00

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

all possible outcomes tonight are funny imo

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:01

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

I wonder what'll be worse (for the population)

England winning and celebrating

or England losing and just getting wrecked due to that

thoughts?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:03

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Bape Culture posted:

I m in the pub

Have there been any b-holes hoisted in the air yet?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:05

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Weaponized Cum posted:

I wonder what'll be worse (for the population)

England winning and celebrating

or England losing and just getting wrecked due to that

thoughts?

Whatever happens, the country gets wrecked.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

*in an extremely tory voice*

a bloo bloo pls dont smash da ambulans a5h

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:07

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Weaponized Cum posted:

I wonder what'll be worse (for the population)

England winning and celebrating

or England losing and just getting wrecked due to that

thoughts?

iirc some study said theyll be domestically abusing each other in the streets of albion tonight either way, but even more so if england lose

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

rear end cobra posted:

iirc some study said theyll be domestically abusing each other in the streets of albion tonight either way, but even more so if england lose

from the buzz kills at nhs england

https://twitter.com/NHSEngland/status/1017079930071470080

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:09

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

from the buzz kills at nhs england

https://twitter.com/NHSEngland/status/1017079930071470080

its a really good ad imo

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:11

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

*in an extremely tory voice*

a bloo bloo pls dont smash da ambulans a5h

We know what your voice sounds like mate

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:11

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Wife is beating me over the head with her chanclas and making ne wear a croatia shirt and do the za dom spremni chant

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:11

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Ninpo posted:

We know what your voice sounds like mate

haha

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:12

Giedroyc: Feb 18, 2001; Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

from the buzz kills at nhs england

https://twitter.com/NHSEngland/status/1017079930071470080

"Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? England vs Germany 2010. It was over the line."

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:12

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

African AIDS cum posted:

Wife is beating me over the head with her chanclas and making ne wear a croatia shirt and do the za dom spremni chant

what is his name

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:13

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I think croatia wins comfortably 2-0

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:15

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Why does there need to be 4 video refs watching the same tv what could the 3rd Assistant Video Assistant Referee be possibly adding to anything

VAR is in charge. AVAR1 takes over when VAR is checking something. AVAR2 is for offside. AVAR3 is in case everyone else falls over dead or somethin idk

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:16

Dual Monarchy: Feb 20, 2013

i want to back croatia but im afraid the poor adriatic bastards are too tired to put away england.

on the other hand its coming home, but what happens if it does come home? where are the catchy tunes for the arrogance singularity them english tabloids will become?

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:16

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

chaoslord posted:

VAR is in charge. AVAR1 takes over when VAR is checking something. AVAR2 is for offside. AVAR3 is in case everyone else falls over dead or somethin idk

And they're all full kit wankers in case the proper ref team pull a hammy or something

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:17

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

African AIDS cum posted:

I think croatia wins comfortably 2-0

This is my prediction.
Won't be comfortable though, England will hustle and toil, to no effect though.

The bad thing for England is that they will now have unrealistic expectations for the future.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:18

Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

Finished my first pint of cider, nerves gone now. BRING ON THE FOOT

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/GLove39/status/1014826507749986305

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:21

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:21

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I put a cheeky �tenner� on Dejan Lovren brutally scything down Raheem Sterling as he runs like he is a woman in a romper at a music festival about to poo poo herself

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:21

Meat Wagon: Jul 14, 2004

JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/GLove39/status/1014826507749986305

Good episode this

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:22

saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

I think England will play little passive and let Croatia have the ball and go on counter attacks.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:24

Vitamin P: Nov 19, 2013; Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

I'm from the future here to tell you it'll be 2-1 England with the second in extra time.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:27

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Its coming home

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:27

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

Imagine if England lose, and Theresa May gets knifed in the back by the loony element of the Tories and the Queen dies all in one week

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:27

Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

c0burn posted:

Imagine if England lose, and Theresa May gets knifed in the back by the loony element of the Tories and the Queen dies all in one week

Well at least we'd get two consolation prizes

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:30

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Aphex- posted:

Well at least we'd get two consolation prizes

dissing liz is bannable

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:31

Lemon: May 22, 2003

Got 4 cans of Strongbow and a boneless chicken selection box bring it the gently caress on

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

c0burn posted:

Imagine if England lose, and Theresa May gets knifed in the back by the loony element of the Tories and the Queen dies all in one week

King Charles III will avenge Charles I by being the king to behead Boris Johnson and have his head on London Bridge for a year.

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:31

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

the in laws have gone to the chippy i've gone for a sausage in batter

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:32

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Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

dissing liz is bannable

CHARLES SUPREMACY

(Not really I like our liz)

# ? Jul 11, 2018 18:33

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