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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's write six word sad stories
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
for sale: dead baby, never used

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schmug
May 20, 2007

Mozi posted:

for sale: dead baby, never used

and then a few months later....

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

For sale: dead baby, slightly used

No offer will be turned down.

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
live and die by fourteen words

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
"Hi, Son"

"Hi John, gently caress off"

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Walrus posted:

"Hi, Son"

"Hi John, gently caress off"

You are not my real dad

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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

 Steam sale but alas, it's 1833.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

schmug posted:

and then a few months later....


No offer will be turned down.

read thread before posting? not i!

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Made post, nobody read, forums dead.

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
You are just like your father

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Monitor off, no lotion, keyboard gooped.

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Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
You don't wake up from this.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Voted one, changed mind, voted two.

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friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

 Rich people are not being guillotined

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I made peepee on my doodoo.

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Wugga
Oct 30, 2006

I BEAT MEAT
Ten minutes spent on this post.

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
A white man with dreadlocks raps

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Star Wars Attack of the Clones

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Poster below me, he head misshapen.

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 20:15
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Wugga
Oct 30, 2006

I BEAT MEAT
Poster above trying to be witty.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Earth is dying - you did nothing.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Earth is dying - you did nothing.

rome burned, nero fiddled - i post

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why can't I say that word

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Alert notification, oh word!? Mom texted.

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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Stickfigure posted:

Why can't I say that word

I'm gonna say it. I am.

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 no retirement savings, bitchin steam library

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
The dog barfed on my scrotum.

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 rest home death, inconvenience for teenager

* # ? Jul 27, 2018 20:29
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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dad said not to tell Mom

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Shat pants pissed self I'm gay.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Ten year old forum account owner.

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

 Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump again.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
You win

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wife had a bong hit transplant

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

 in church, ringtone followed by fart

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Size does not matter, they said

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 I'm gay, said last man.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Sitting, brokenhearted. Deposited coin, only farted.

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artoke
Apr 8, 2011

 we can still be friends, right?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Dead baby shoes: they smell

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artoke
Apr 8, 2011

 its fine, I'm used to it

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