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Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
Calling it now, Four Sword Mystery Set is the name of the next Wu Tang album.

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
which page has dude wipes

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Kinda wish I had this:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Rad-daddio posted:

Kinda wish I had this:


this would be great in a riot

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Rad-daddio posted:

Kinda wish I had this:


Awww
A paw print stencil
How cute!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Dang it op post the barbarian scepter mace I bet it's way cooler and more barbarous.
Sadistic Scepter aka Death On A Stick (original band name DO NOT STEAL)

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Aesop Poprock posted:

Guy looks like a kid on Christmas morning remembering Vietnam

Looks like he remembered :smith:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Proposition Castle posted:

Calling it now, Four Sword Mystery Set is the name of the next Wu Tang album.

There’s not a 5th sword? :thunk:

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


super macho dude posted:

Sadistic Scepter aka Death On A Stick (original band name DO NOT STEAL)


what the gently caress... I think they mean circumference (not diameter) . pretty sure if the head is 10.5" in diameter that would mean it must also be about 15" long and weigh about 100 lbs

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://www.amazon.com/Denix-Halber...530902822&psc=1

I bought a halberd for my home defense needs, it's also good for when the cats keep jumping up on the counter

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Doctor Dogballs posted:

what the gently caress... I think they mean circumference (not diameter) . pretty sure if the head is 10.5" in diameter that would mean it must also be about 15" long and weigh about 100 lbs

The overall length is 46" so they absolutely must mean circumference just judging by the proportion of the shaft to the head.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Mnoba posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Denix-Halber...530902822&psc=1

I bought a halberd for my home defense needs, it's also good for when the cats keep jumping up on the counter

I hope you got the recommended UTG 3X Magnifier with Flip-to-side QD Mount, W/E Adjustable to go with it for long distance engagements.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
I love that M48 Cyclone. It's basically a drill bit with a handle. And those coloured blades. Do he have any metal experts here? I was under the impression carbon steel cannot be anodised. Or maybe they are just painting the blades?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhzXQj_Z9I

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

It is so easy to buy a gun in the US, I have no idea why someone would spend their money on more than one practical utility/pocket knife.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Half of the stuff in this thread would be illegal to own in Canada.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Lazyhound posted:

Half of the stuff in this thread would be illegal to own in Canada.

:911:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lazyhound posted:

Half of the stuff in this thread would be illegal to own in Canada.

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-37080682

A ban on the sale of so-called "zombie knives" is set to come into force in England and Wales later this week.

Inspired by horror films, the curved blades with serrated edges are often sold as collectors' items, but police say they are increasingly being carried by criminals.

Safeguarding minister Sarah Newton said the ban would "keep communities safe".

Ms Newton said "zombie killer knives" glamorise violence, cause devastating damage and have "no place whatsoever in our society".

Morris Bright, of the Local Government Association, said the ban would "help reduce the number of lethal blades in society and stop online retailers unwittingly fuelling criminal activity".

"An industry-backed code of practice on the naming, promotion and packaging of all knives also needs to be created - similar to that of the alcoholic drinks industry - which would promote their responsible sale," he added.

Carrying a knife in public is already illegal across the UK .

The legal change in England and Wales will outlaw selling, manufacturing, renting or importing zombie knives.

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Sep 3, 2018

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Manchild King posted:

I love that M48 Cyclone. It's basically a drill bit with a handle. And those coloured blades. Do he have any metal experts here? I was under the impression carbon steel cannot be anodised. Or maybe they are just painting the blades?

It's just lovely Chinesium stainless and while you can sorta anodize that stuff that knife looks painted


a peck of pickled peckers posted:

It is so easy to buy a gun in the US, I have no idea why someone would spend their money on more than one practical utility/pocket knife.

The honor of the warrior, who kills up close not hiding far away like a coward

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Sep 3, 2018

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005


And all this time I thought the prop department phoned in the design of those guns from Star Trek 5.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Is this thread flat blocked out across the pond?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah. We can look even if we can't own. Still plenty of stuff sold over here that could be in this thread, they word the laws so badly they've got massive loopholes.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

I unironically want B

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



They can take my Kit Rae Black Legion Battle Axe when they pry it from my cold dead hands

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

That grim reaper already has 4 aces,I know because he's showing them to me, what other card could h-:unsmigghh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This looks like if the EMP catalogue and Varusteleka had a stupid baby.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Pershing posted:

Please show us how to dress for the apocalypse.



Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

It's like formal wear for comic shop owners.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Pershing posted:

It's like formal wear for comic shop owners.

Check the BUDK website. Its :siren:intense:siren:

I found my new formal wear:



Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just say shark, dude. You can say it here.

Edit: Or did you mean frogman

Got to protect yourself from goddamn Scooby Doos.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
They're not as cool without the description and layout

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

I'm the tube that goes through the wearer's field of vision.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Haverchuck posted:

I'm the tube that goes through the wearer's field of vision.

I'm the gasmask hose supplying the doom gimp corps with life-giving forehead air

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


those cyclone knives are a copy of a microtech knife that no poo poo costs $1100+

https://www.knifecenter.com/item/MT...aluminum-sheath

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My dad got a few things from BudK, some plain looking axes and flails because he's a huge nerd. I, being an even huger nerd and literal child, got a real fuckin lame SNAKE HANDLE RUNIC SHORTSWORD or some poo poo. My sword arrived bent and I was super disappointed. My dad's stuff held up pretty well though.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

those cyclone knives are a copy of a microtech knife that no poo poo costs $1100+

https://www.knifecenter.com/item/MT...aluminum-sheath

:lol: those comments

quote:

Not for fighting, not useless.
This knife seems to draw idiots like honey draws flies. This is not a fighting knife. It is not for "sentry elimination" (grow up, people.) It is not for killing anything. It is not useless, nor is it stupid. The Jagdkommando is a work of art, a machining exercise. This is Microtech saying "look at what we can do," and in that it is a masterpiece.

quote:

What are you taking ABOUT Willus
First this is only for KILLING period, your so call Fight would end in a death. If I ONLY had a knife against a bear, this is the knife. It is not for cleaning fish, it is for punching a 5/8 hole into a body that will guarantee a bleed out. It is a blender blade that cause internal disruption of the flesh. If Special Force created it, then I am pretty sure it is effective. PS blade doesn't need to be sharp, just Tip Does.

grrarg
Feb 14, 2011

Don't lose your head over it.

super macho dude posted:

Its bacon. In a can.

Pairs nicely with moonshine.
As seen on Guy's Grocery Games multiple times when the contestants are forbidden from shopping the meat aisle or are only allowed to use canned goods.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Rad-daddio posted:

Kinda wish I had this:


Please tell me this is called The Moose Knuckle

Also those clothes look like something any angsty teenager playing Postal in the 90s would think was extremely cool. Myself included.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
This house doesn't call 911:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Rad-daddio posted:

This house doesn't call 911:


Get help dude. This is legit worse than people collecting guns, at least you can shoot at the range with those.

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