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If the only way you can get a boner is thinking about how the national press is going to make fun of your boner then I definitely think that suggests a genetic problem with the upper classes. There's humiliation fetishism and there's the kind of brain brokeness that produces theresa may and pigfuckers and royals.
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The one thing money and power can't buy is to actually be loved (or at least liked), so tbh I'm entirely unsurprised that nobles living out the PR equivalent of arranged marriages are desperately at it
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That Italian Guy posted:I am an eccentric billionaire, AMA. How thicks your neck
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double nine posted:it's the danger of scandal that makes it interesting, I bet. Everything else is so very safe and risk-free because you have an army of yes-men to make sure you don't break your neck. sebzilla posted:I really hate the abbreviation "Wills" it's stupid posho poo poo
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Cerv posted:royal genes [...] human being :ickesay: well...
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That Italian Guy posted:I am an eccentric billionaire, AMA. Can you give me a million quid please?
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sebzilla posted:I really hate the abbreviation "Wills" it's stupid posho poo poo Seems entirely appropriate on all three counts, IMO.
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So are we the fash thread for today?  Also, what's with the random Deir Yassin ref in the OP
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Lol that horsey posho that William shagged used to work for Michael Gove.
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Guavanaut posted:If I were that rich I'd be spending most of my time either going up or coming down mountains or high off my rear end on BP grade diamorphine from coming down mountains wrong. Wasting it on putting your dick in things (other than maybe rock faces if you've run out of other appendages, never tried that though) shows the typical upper class lack of imagination. I feel that this is a expansion of a dril tweet: "As chairman of the Incredibly Wealthy Club I hereby declare the intention to personally gently caress every mountain in the Himalayas. I will be auditioning for my climbing crew on Tuesday."
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feedmegin posted:So are we the fash thread for today? For another couple of hours at least.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:How thicks your neck goddamnedtwisto posted:Can you give me a million quid please? Joke's on you, I am not eccentric at all! April's fool! *runs away bourgeoisly*
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OwlFancier posted:If I definitely think that suggests a genetic problem with the upper classes. Big if true OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Shagging is pretty popular and people enjoy it, hosed up I know Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Apr 1, 2019 |
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Perhaps the real April Fool's is the gastroenteritis I just developed at work, and the other work people who have to use this toilet later today 
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Jose posted:I made someone mad Guess we know what Brown Moses is spending his CIA money on.
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Jose posted:I made someone mad Ahahaha, where's this argument happening?
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feedmegin posted:Also, what's with the random Deir Yassin ref in the OP For example, on April 9th 1948 terrorists from Tnuat Haherut attacked the peaceful Arab village of Deir Yassin and murdered civilians, including women and children. Then later in the same month Menachem Begin, leader of the terrorists, went to visit the USA as a bringer of peace. Albert Einstein and Hannah Arendt opposed this, but he came anyway. Later he would be PM of Israel and Tnuat Haherut would merge with Likud. So this month we can remember bad things that happened in April and also that apartheid is bad. But not everything that happened in April was bad.  Failed Imagineer posted:Shagging is pretty popular and people enjoy it, hosed up I know namesake posted:I feel that this is a expansion of a dril tweet:
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Necrothatcher posted:Ahahaha, where's this argument happening? it seems to be the new line about people who question the coup in venezuela in the venezuela thread lol. someone else got one as well
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Tenebrais posted:By the standards of the British elite frankly it's a relief the prince's mistress is an adult. Imagine being charles and being crucified for the most cringingly middle-aged affair ("let me be your tampon" lmao) while your younger brother appears in the Epstein flight logs and nothing comes of it.
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Rustybear posted:"let me be your tampon" ewwwww
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Failed Imagineer posted:Perhaps the real April Fool's is the gastroenteritis I just developed at work, and the other work people who have to use this toilet later today Stay safe poopy ghost  Also, do we know at what time THE VOTE is going to be, today? I accept answers in April Fool's, dispassionate hopelessness and interpretative dance formats.
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That Italian Guy posted:Stay safe poopy ghost
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The Earl of Rocksavage is a pretty baller name though tbh
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Rustybear posted:Imagine being charles and being crucified for the most cringingly middle-aged affair ("let me be your tampon" lmao) while your younger brother appears in the Epstein flight logs and nothing comes of it. Be fair now, he wasn't entirely outdone by Andrew it's one of the worst kept secrets that Charles actively kept police off one of the most prolific chip molesters in Sussex history for years.
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The Libearian posted:one of the most prolific chip molesters in Sussex history 
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^^^^ That's what the Man in Brussels wants! I've seen it man, they fuking drown them in that poo poo! BREXIT NOW!Guavanaut posted:Voting is expected to begin at 8pm BST, but in an April Fools jape, the mace is going to be replaced with an almost identical looking industrial toilet brush, rendering it moot. Thanks! A procedural question: how is the format of this vote determined? Who decides if it's going to be another free for all, a preferential scale or something else? Also, is today's sessions happening under the same rules as the last week's one, with the control being in the hand of the Parliament?
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https://twitter.com/samcoatestimes/status/1112600724649771010?s=21 lol
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lol he's right https://twitter.com/DarrenEuronews/status/1112642729648025600
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Jose posted:if you want a non-paywalled version Lol gently caress off you irrelevant shitcharlatan
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This morning my bus made a "bong" noise like big ben and the display said "announcement" (but the driver wasn't saying anything). I honestly thought the queen might be dead and tried to imagine how'd hilarious it would be if she really did die on April fools - imagine trying to spread that news
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Rarity posted:shitcharlatan
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Jose posted:if you want a non-paywalled version Please, please test this hypothesis.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:This morning my bus made a "bong" noise like big ben and the display said "announcement" (but the driver wasn't saying anything). I honestly thought the queen might be dead and tried to imagine how'd hilarious it would be if she really did die on April fools - imagine trying to spread that news Maybe there was an announcement in a frequency your ears could't pick up, cause it was only destined to the enemy of the people  Guavanaut posted:shartatron shartlachan 
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That Italian Guy posted:shartlachan
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Guavanaut posted:Is that the one even worse than 8chan? I would go with "that would be difficult". Also I may have misspelled shartlatan.
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Come out ye Shart la Tans, come out and poo poo your pants.
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