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AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
The torture scene is dumb, because they had to come up with an elaborate way to torture him without visible injuries.
Why even do it all?

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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I can't remember where I read or heard it (Sony hack?) but there was something about they already built this ridiculous torture chair prop for a ridiculous amount of money and then were sunk-cost fallacy forced into keeping it in the film even though it was completely superfluous.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

935 posted:

The problem with the Craig series, the same problem with The Office, Stranger Things, Fast & Furious... you name it. Characters become cartoonish exaggerations of themselves as the series goes on. The traits that audiences associate with a character get amplified over time until the series jumps the shark and fizzles.
Yep. Bond went from "government agent who uses such high-tech tricks as putting a hair across his door to see if it's been opened" to "flies off in a jetpack" in just four films, never mind "goes into space" or "drives invisible car". Captain Kirk went from "liberal humanist who balances the head and the heart to make big decisions" to "impetuous horndog who macks on every green babe he sees". Joey Tribbiani went from "a bit slow on the uptake" to "literally so stupid it's a wonder he can wipe his own rear end".

The loss of any subtlety or shading to characters over time seems to become inevitable unless the writers try really hard to keep on top of it. But if you've told a character's personal story in the first film, it's tough to keep coming up with new aspects of them to explore, so it's easier to retread old ground, only more so. Same with action; how do you top a ship that splits in half and turns into a hydrofoil? A volcano base that launches space rockets!

Turbinosamente
May 29, 2013

Lights on, Lights off
Where did I first read the quote that "everytime they make a Bond film they try to make another Goldfinger but wind up with another Thunderball."

Kinda sums it up really.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Just going to point out Thunderball owns.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Brosnan was dealt a dud hand. Only Goldeneye was great.

Livewire (1992) is his second best bond movie and it isn't even a bond movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCitfvs3wqQ&t=264s

Hell, they re-use the same plot device (ice/water = bomb) at the start of The World Is Not Enough.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Spacebump posted:

Just going to point out Thunderball owns.

Thunderball is the blueprint and possible best of the goofy and over the top ones (which is strengthened by it coming out twice), even if I like the absurdity of You Only Live Twice a little more.

nemesis_hub
Nov 27, 2006

Goldfinger is such a normie-tier choice for best Bond movie. Thunderball is a lot more fun.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


As far as Bond movies, there's nothing particularly more painful about Brosnan movies than the Moore ones. For some reason the Moore ones seem to get on TV a lot more often, it feels more difficult to find the Connery movies.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Thunderball is really good and often underrated but if you're gonna tell me it's better than From Russia With Love we have a problem.

Turbinosamente
May 29, 2013

Lights on, Lights off
Guys it wasn't a statement of one being better than the other. It's comparing a grounded spy film with just the right amount of ridiculous comedy vs an over the top spectacle follow up.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Bruceski posted:

Quantum of Solace is the obvious answer. It's a but cliche to hate on it but that movie was so, so bad. Just a mess in pretty much every area.

A sweeping failure indeed.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I recently watched through them with my son, and I just could not get into Thunderball at all.

Since no one asked, here's my favorite from each actor:
Connery: From Russia with Love, by far.
Lazenby: OHMSS by default but it was far better than I thought it would have been.
Moore: The Spy who Loved Me, with For Your Eyes Only drawing a close second.
Dalton: License to Kill.
Brosnan: Goldeneye, by far.
Craig: Casino Royale

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Aug 14, 2019

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I actually rewatch Quantum of Solace any time I'm watching the Craig Bonds just because the plot is such a direct sequel to Casino Royale. But I marvel at the ridiculously inept car chase opening every single time because it's just so so bad. I know the behind the scenes reasons for why it turned out that way but it really is a sight to behold. You absolutely cannot follow any of the action at all and because the movie jumps into the scene with nothing to establish what's what, you can't even tell which car Bond is driving half the time. I think it's gotta be the unquestioned worst car chase to ever appear in a blockbuster film.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Basebf555 posted:

But I marvel at the ridiculously inept car chase opening every single time because it's just so so bad. I know the behind the scenes reasons for why it turned out that way but it really is a sight to behold. You absolutely cannot follow any of the action at all and because the movie jumps into the scene with nothing to establish what's what, you can't even tell which car Bond is driving half the time. I think it's gotta be the unquestioned worst car chase to ever appear in a blockbuster film.
I always liked that car chase. I loved using the quarry roads as the setting, and I never had an issue with who was in what car. At 1:00 in the engine noises just absolutely exploding you into the middle of the chase was awesome in a theater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYC_CBNtiM
For anyone who wants to rewatch.

Edit:

Basebf555 posted:

Hey you're entitled to your opinion but man I just don't get it. I see no redeeming qualities in that scene.

I think you'll find that this is the internet, therefore my opinion is the only valid one and you should be ashamed to differ from mine.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Aug 14, 2019

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

AFewBricksShy posted:

I always liked that car chase. I loved using the quarry roads as the setting, and I never had an issue with who was in what car. At 1:00 in the engine noises just absolutely exploding you into the middle of the chase was awesome in a theater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYC_CBNtiM
For anyone who wants to rewatch.

Hey you're entitled to your opinion but man I just don't get it. I see no redeeming qualities in that scene.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

The only good scene in QoS is the opera scene, much like the only good scene in Spectre is the pretitle sequence. However I prefer QoS on the whole over Spectre as while I feel like QoS is just simmering in mediocrity it doesn't make any profoundly stupid or unnecessary decisions like Spectre does.

Hell you could argue the car chase in Spectre is the complete opposite of the one in Quantum, it's slow, boring, lacking any sort of tension, and has several dumb gags that aren't funny.

Cacator fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 14, 2019

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Cacator posted:

Hell you could argue the car chase in Spectre is the complete opposite of the one in Quantum, it's slow, boring, lacking any sort of tension, and has several dumb gags that aren't funny.
Rome, noted for its total absence of nightlife and evening traffic.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Basebf555 posted:

I actually rewatch Quantum of Solace any time I'm watching the Craig Bonds just because the plot is such a direct sequel to Casino Royale. But I marvel at the ridiculously inept car chase opening every single time because it's just so so bad. I know the behind the scenes reasons for why it turned out that way but it really is a sight to behold. You absolutely cannot follow any of the action at all and because the movie jumps into the scene with nothing to establish what's what, you can't even tell which car Bond is driving half the time. I think it's gotta be the unquestioned worst car chase to ever appear in a blockbuster film.

Funnily enough it competes with Spectre in this regard, although the Spectre chase is mostly just boring.

E:f;b

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Whatever conceptual qualities I might be able to appreciate in that scene, it's one of the only instances of a movie making me genuinely nauseated when I watched it in a theater.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A+ title.


https://twitter.com/007/status/1163843400644403200?s=21

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I don't understand why they just don't pull more book titles. Zero Minus Ten, Devil May Care, Carte Blanche are all decent post-Fleming titles.

Violator
May 15, 2003



I like it!

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Lazy and generic title, imo.

Doesn't really fit with the Craig filmography, either. Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall, Spectre, all cool and evocative names. Then here we have No Time to Die.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
- No Time to Die.

- Fair dinkum, mate. You got time tomorrow?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Cacator posted:

I don't understand why they just don't pull more book titles. Zero Minus Ten, Devil May Care, Carte Blanche are all decent post-Fleming titles.

there’s no point in using the book titles when you’re not using any content from the book

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

- No Time to Die.

- Fair dinkum, mate. You got time tomorrow?

suggesting he’ll Die Another Day? no thanks

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
It is a nice pattern in a way.
Both Moore and Dalton's final films had Kill in the title, now both Brosnan and Craig have Die in the title.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Cerv posted:

there’s no point in using the book titles when you’re not using any content from the book

Better not watch The Spy Who Loved Me, Octopussy, A View to a Kill or Quantum of Solace then.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

John McLane crossover, No Time To Die Hard

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Cacator posted:

Better not watch The Spy Who Loved Me, Octopussy, A View to a Kill or Quantum of Solace then.

Or basically any bond movie really lol



Adapt Moonraker already!

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/spacecoyotl/status/1163867112399441920

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/mikeryan/status/1163856390923968512?s=20

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I'm here to make it official, No Time To Die is a really dumb title. It's no Attack of the Clones but it's up there.

Violator
May 15, 2003


You're all crazy AND you know what, The Writing on the Wall is a good Bond intro song. :colbert:

Edit: I may not be a good judge of titles, I've always thought Die Hard With a Vengeance should have won an honorary Oscar for most rad movie title in history.

Violator fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 20, 2019

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Writings on the wall is bottom tier trash. Right up there with die another day.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Writing's on the Wall is literally a demo take that they said, "Eh, good enough," and used it. It's a loving terrible Bond theme and as a song in general, it's godawful.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Wasn’t he drunk? He sounded drunk lmao

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

CelticPredator posted:

Wasn’t he drunk? He sounded drunk lmao

No, that's just Sam Smith's lovely way of singing. They banged out a demo track in 45 minutes and then recorded the orchestral backing for it, and he won a loving Oscar for it.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Timby posted:

No, that's just Sam Smith's lovely way of singing. They banged out a demo track in 45 minutes and then recorded the orchestral backing for it, and he won a loving Oscar for it.

I'll always remember Common's disappointed and bewildered reaction as he read out the winner, and Sam Smith claiming he was the first gay man to win an Oscar during his speech (he wasn't)

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