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TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

quote:

[all posts must contain images] is exactly what this dumb "derailed every 5 post" thread needs

I strongly disagree; derails are fine and good and usually self-contain after a couple of pages; and requiring people to google 'shchadenfreude gifs' before commenting on posts stifles discussion and humour; it's just a heavy handed low-effort response from failed moderation

Like look at the last page; there's like 2 comments that even remotely interact with each other; that's not discussion, that's just reddit-lite without the ranking system

The thread simply needs clear and active moderation from someone who's response to seeing this thread in their reports list isn't 'I can't be bothered to deal with this again'.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://twitter.com/JDunnah/status/1169074149970599937

Can the thread title be changed to something that isn't dumb? I never would've clicked on this thread if I hadn't happened upon it from 6ers in the Leper's Colony.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bradzilla posted:

https://twitter.com/JDunnah/status/1169074149970599937

Can the thread title be changed to something that isn't dumb? I never would've clicked on this thread if I hadn't happened upon it from 6ers in the Leper's Colony.

Yeah it should be "I don't know how to spell it and obviously not how to pronounce it either" :smugmrgw:

https://i.imgur.com/tT4yUDY.mp4

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Sep 5, 2019

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I;m thinking about thos bean

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1169249578295660546?s=19

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/0SUjpNr.mp4



Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah it should be "I don't know how to spell it and obviously not how to pronounce it either" :smugmrgw:

They were very nearly right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

TheMaskedUgly posted:

The thread simply needs clear and active moderation from someone who's response to seeing this thread in their reports list isn't 'I can't be bothered to deal with this again'.

Isn't this literally what Idiot Kings were created for?

Also, yes, threads without discussion might as well just be imgur or reddit.

The picture thread in D&D was one of the best threads on the forums for years, doubling as a global current affairs thread.

Now there's a 'no talking' rule and it's a pale reflection of what it once was.



https://i.imgur.com/fCfRpuX.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've never understood bitching about derails. Conversations go where they go. A lot of really interesting and entertaining threads have been derails that caught on.


Individuals constantly trying to intentionally derail? Derails that break other rules (Racism etc)? Sure, that's what probes and bans are for.

Discussion boards with no discussion? Dead




Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Isn't this literally what Idiot Kings were created for?

Also, yes, threads without discussion might as well just be imgur or reddit.

The picture thread in D&D was one of the best threads on the forums for years, doubling as a global current affairs thread.

Now there's a 'no talking' rule and it's a pale reflection of what it once was.



https://i.imgur.com/fCfRpuX.mp4

There were too many folks who wanted to blab on about the specific politics and minutia of every posted image, gif and video.

Maybe the mods will lighten up on the rules after this thread gets some legs.

In the meantime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQJG6lLJy4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/Csma2m3.mp4

Mynameismud
Jul 12, 2009
I like the new rules.
Sit back and enjoy some old russian shad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJWmRXEi5xE

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3jWI_eX9vQ

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Two threads in the entirety of gbs that no content chat isn’t allowed and :qq:
And lol that mods are lazy to not want to clean up minutiae derails because a goon has to find content to chat about stuff, it’s :effort:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010



Heh you'd have to be a real lamebrain to not read the rules.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010



A true doorknob!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Super bogus...poo poo running out of 80s insults before gifs!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Ah gently caress it I'm gojng to take a nap.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ah gently caress it I'm gojng to take a nap.



Good kitty! gently caress that dickhead up. He could've moved you nicely.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

TheMaskedUgly posted:

I strongly disagree; derails are fine and good and usually self-contain after a couple of pages; and requiring people to google 'shchadenfreude gifs' before commenting on posts stifles discussion and humour; it's just a heavy handed low-effort response from failed moderation

Like look at the last page; there's like 2 comments that even remotely interact with each other; that's not discussion, that's just reddit-lite without the ranking system

The thread simply needs clear and active moderation from someone who's response to seeing this thread in their reports list isn't 'I can't be bothered to deal with this again'.

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:goonsay:

General Bullshit > Schadenfreude: I strongly disagree; (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://i.imgur.com/g8usYOn.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Resting Lich Face posted:

Good kitty! gently caress that dickhead up. He could've moved you nicely.



That's right cat, show him how vulnerable traditional karate is to any grappling based attack.

Drove past this a month or so ago.



Some lads taking a look at something going "hmm, doesn't seem right".



Yep, found your problem.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I posted this in the OSHA thread, but it fits here

Come on down to your local hackerspace and get eaten by a lathe for being stupid :downsbravo:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Rad-daddio posted:

I posted this in the OSHA thread, but it fits here

Come on down to your local hackerspace and get eaten by a lathe for being stupid :downsbravo:



That was the one that inspired the thread title “definitely bent in the straight places”

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

AFewBricksShy posted:

That was the one that inspired the thread title “definitely bent in the straight places”

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Huh, I didn't know that

Also, don't take colloidal silver unless you wanna be blue like an Eiffel 65 song

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

Huh, I didn't know that

Also, don't take colloidal silver unless you wanna be blue like an Eiffel 65 song


Coincidentally enough, the Blue Fugates of Kentucky were so hyper-imbred that a bunch of them were blue. The cure that made them people-colored? Drinking blue dye.




quote:

Counterintuitively, the best chemical for activating the body’s process of turning methemoglobin to hemoglobin is methylene blue dye. The Fugates he treated ingested this dye and within a few minutes, the blue coloration of their skin disappeared, and their skin turned pink.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Within a few minutes??

Burn that witch imo.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
We have a new consensus from op, those against, and for those opening this wide open. Thank you for the pms that took hours to dissect.

Here’s the new singular rule. Live it, breath it.


This thread is intended to be a fun place where good people like us laugh at the simple misfortunes of others. Nothing massively distressing or life altering. That being said for some reason this subject tends to result in a lot of STRONG OPINIONS about whether it's right or wrong to enjoy a post.

If you feel like need to talk about something but don't have a hilarious schadenfreude image at hand, you can QUOTE A SOURCE like an article snippet or Wikipedia that you feel verifies your viewpoint or reinforces the original post. If you don't find anything to back up your opinion but still feel the need to speak your mind, it's at the mods discretion whether it was worth saying at all. Funny or entertaining responses are fine.

Sniping, slapfights and long derails will be terminated with appropriate responses.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

We have a new consensus from op, those against, and for those opening this wide open. Thank you for the pms that took hours to dissect.

Here’s the new singular rule. Live it, breath it.


This thread is intended to be a fun place where good people like us laugh at the simple misfortunes of others. Nothing massively distressing or life altering. That being said for some reason this subject tends to result in a lot of STRONG OPINIONS about whether it's right or wrong to enjoy a post.

If you feel like need to talk about something but don't have a hilarious schadenfreude image at hand, you can QUOTE A SOURCE like an article snippet or Wikipedia that you feel verifies your viewpoint or reinforces the original post. If you don't find anything to back up your opinion but still feel the need to speak your mind, it's at the mods discretion whether it was worth saying at all. Funny or entertaining responses are fine.

Sniping, slapfights and long derails will be terminated with appropriate responses.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

You’re gonna say the C word, I feel it.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Thank you for your service


https://twitter.com/akachela/status/1169394287223721987?s=09

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Burt Sexual posted:

We have a new consensus from op, those against, and for those opening this wide open. Thank you for the pms that took hours to dissect.

Here’s the new singular rule. Live it, breath it.


This thread is intended to be a fun place where good people like us laugh at the simple misfortunes of others. Nothing massively distressing or life altering. That being said for some reason this subject tends to result in a lot of STRONG OPINIONS about whether it's right or wrong to enjoy a post.

If you feel like need to talk about something but don't have a hilarious schadenfreude image at hand, you can QUOTE A SOURCE like an article snippet or Wikipedia that you feel verifies your viewpoint or reinforces the original post. If you don't find anything to back up your opinion but still feel the need to speak your mind, it's at the mods discretion whether it was worth saying at all. Funny or entertaining responses are fine.

Sniping, slapfights and long derails will be terminated with appropriate responses.

So, can people skate by without posting schadenfreude images now?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Skate on thin ice

E y’all did good for 4 pages. Keep up the content!

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Sep 6, 2019

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/cz4zqn/il_can_i_sue_my_neighbors_for_damages_for/

quote:

Hello all. My neighbors that live behind me have a slightly elevated yard and a plastic above ground pool. This weekend they decided it was time to take it down and instead of draining to the street, they sliced it open and all the water flooded the back of my back yard. It looks like the wooden fence separating our yards is damaged (uprooted from the ground and warped looking). My vegetable garden was completely flooded with chlorinated water. I love my garden, my kids and wife loved it, we are devastated. We haven’t bought our own vegetables in years and nearly every plant is ruined now. The amount and force of the water destroyed most of the smaller pants and the chlorinated water soaking into the ground will certainly ruin any plants that remained in the ground. My lawyer friend seemed to think I had no grounds to sue them for the loss of the garden. I can replant in another spot, but it will take years to get our garden back to what it was and more than that, I’m pissed that they didn’t stop to think about how disrespectful it is to drain a full size pool onto someone else’s property.

quote:

His response was “oh well, it will evaporate soon enough” I don’t care to press it further with him because he so clearly doesn’t care. His wife was sympathetic but said something along the lines of “you know how kids are”

No remorse. They did it for a YouTube video for their kids. I guess slicing a pool open and watching the water pour out makes for good content instead of draining it responsibly to the street.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Burt Sexual posted:

Skate on thin ice

E y’all did good for 4 pages. Keep up the content!

Hooray!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ohshitvidz/status/1169306685992660992?s=21

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I've seen this before and remember people discussing that with a burn that significant he was probably going to end up hospitalized. Which does not look undeserved.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



D&D Schad:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump regrets are the best regrets

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1169663848745512960
[quote]Texas resident Shirley Menard says she “reluctantly” backed President Donald Trump in the 2016 election — and now she could turn out to be a big loser thanks to the president’s top campaign promise.

As the New York Times reports, Menard learned this past June that the federal government plans to build a 30-foot-tall barrier right in her backyard within the next year to fulfill Trump’s pledge to construct a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.

“I never thought they’d go through a subdivision,” Menard tells the paper. “My blood pressure has not been normal since I got that letter.

What’s more, residents in the border town of Brownsville, Texas have been surprised to learn that Trump’s wall will divide the local River Bend Resort and Golf Club, which is a living community for older adults, in half.
“About 70 percent of the community — some 200 properties — would be stranded south of the barricade but north of the river,” the Times reports.

River Bend resident Jerry Olsen, meanwhile, tells the Times that the plans for a wall are “throwing an upheaval onto us,” while adding that “none of us at our age need the additional stress.” Despite all this, however, Olsen tells the Times that he may vote for Trump again in 2020.

River Bend resident and 2016 Trump vote Avie Greenslit, meanwhile, tells the Times that she has learned her lesson and would not back the president again next year.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

Helium is expensive these days, so let’s use hydrogen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eNOWTm0LQk

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