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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

i pledge allegiance to the pledge and to the pledge for which it stands

Does this mean you're taking the pledge or just in favor of the pledge. One is better than the other. You know which one.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I pledge to post a comment in every thread the pledgees have pledged to postg.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Does this mean you're taking the pledge or just in favor of the pledge. One is better than the other. You know which one.

i pledge to pledge

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951008

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

God drat you look sexy when you PLEDGE.

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60

Doot doot doodoo doo doodoo doodoo

PLEDGETHREAD
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951215
Doot doot doodoo doo doodoo doodoo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PipHelix posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60

Doot doot doodoo doo doodoo doodoo

PLEDGETHREAD
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951215
Doot doot doodoo doo doodoo doodoo

OH SHEEET :mods:WE GOT A PLEDGE HERE:mods:

That brings the total up to two pledges:
1) Hugh G. Burrito (DAY ONE COMPLETE BUT WHERE IS DAY TWO, BB??????????)
2) PipHelox (HEROIC DAY ONE COMPLETION BUT CAN THEY MAKE IT TWO??)


This means I am making two threads a day for the next six days. TWO THREADS A DAY BABY!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Day 2 Thread 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951216

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Literally A Person posted:

2) PipHelox (HEROIC DAY ONE COMPLETION BUT CAN THEY MAKE IT TWO??)


Had a plan for day 2, but it turns out the only interesting thing about me is already taken. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916500&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3

Expect to lose a lot of momentum out the gate.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i just finished a thread and don't have any ideas for another one

sorry



Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i just finished a thread and don't have any ideas for another one

sorry

v:mad:v

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I posted my first thread in many weeks just a few hrs ago, only about my third or fourth thread ever. I'm sure you'll all post in my WAFFLE STOMP thread, or :five: it, to encourage me into increasing OP'ing (pronounced 'oh, peeing') frequency.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951139

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 12, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

I posted my first thread in many weeks just a few hrs ago, only about my third or fourth thread ever. I'm sure you'll all post in my WAFFLE STOMP thread, or :five: it, to encourage me into increasing OP'ing (pronounced 'oh, peeing') frequency.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951139

Steve, may I call you Steve? Steve, have you heard of this little thing around here we like to call THE PLEDGE???

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Literally A Person posted:


2) PipHelox (HEROIC DAY ONE COMPLETION BUT CAN THEY MAKE IT TWO??)


Si se puede.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951245

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:siren::stoked::master::stoked::siren:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Steve, may I call you Steve? Steve, have you heard of this little thing around here we like to call THE PLEDGE???

Yes, you may. And I'm thinking that since my amazing thread is seven times better than the average*, I only need to post daily in that one thread for seven days.




*Statistic based on gassed threads only.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

Yes, you may. And I'm thinking that since my amazing thread is seven times better than the average*, I only need to post daily in that one thread for seven days.




*Statistic based on gassed threads only.

No no, that's the pledge. ITT we take THE PLEDGE.


Don't you want to be cool like me, Steven?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

No no, that's the pledge. ITT we take THE PLEDGE.

Don't you want to be cool like me, Steven?

I dunno, how cool are you?

Edit:

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Dec 12, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

I dunno, how cool are you?

Edit:

Let's just say, pretty cool.

:coolfish:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
the pledge is good take the pledge

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Let's just say, pretty cool.

:coolfish:

Sharks ain't cool man, they eat people.

I bet that lemon Pledge smells good though (a lot better than wafflestomped poop).


(Edit: More shameless self promotion, thx for the fine example LAP, and good luck with your PLEDGE campaign.., sorry for any derail, I will be good now in this thread. :five:)

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Dec 13, 2020

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



From Hell's Heart, I stab at three.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951442

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I see your pledge and raise you A PLEDGE:

GORE THREAD

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I forbid any further threads to be made.
This has gone on long enough! No more threads!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Big Beef City posted:

I forbid any further threads to be made.
This has gone on long enough! No more threads!

Well fine

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Literally A Person posted:

OH SHEEET :mods:WE GOT A PLEDGE HERE:mods:

That brings the total up to two pledges:
1) Hugh G. Burrito (DAY ONE COMPLETE BUT WHERE IS DAY TWO, BB??????????)
2) PipHelox (HEROIC DAY ONE COMPLETION BUT CAN THEY MAKE IT TWO??)


This means I am making two threads a day for the next six days. TWO THREADS A DAY BABY!!!


Literally A Person posted:

I see your pledge and raise you A PLEDGE:

GORE THREAD

Don't you owe three a day?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951589

Make that FOUR a day?

By my count you're six in the hole, son.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PipHelix posted:

Don't you owe three a day?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951589

Make that FOUR a day?

By my count you're six in the hole, son.

Pip, I wish that's how it worked out. But I was taking the pledge for each pledgee. Since Burrito Boy over here made it a total of *looks at watch* one day that means he has not taken the pledge. That's like the opposite of the pledge. So far, you amazing poster, you are the only one in this thread taking the pledge.

ONE PERSON!

YOU loving COWARDS!!! PIP IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE IRON NIPPLES REQUIRED TO BE A REAL GBS POSTER> <:mad:>

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's us 2017's. We've got what it takes.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Beef said no more threads so I gave up he has destroyed my will to post threads

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Beef said no more threads so I gave up he has destroyed my will to post threads

GET ON THAT PLEDGE TRAIN, BB!!! TOOT TOOT!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D53M1vVF2N4

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I am simply overcome by a deep malaise, beef how could you

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I am simply overcome by a deep malaise, beef how could you

Malaise? More like mayonnaise. Let's go Jimmy Carter makes some threads.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Malaise? More like mayonnaise. Let's go Jimmy Carter makes some threads.

Fine

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951645

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A thread? A THREAD:

One of your fondest memories now in thread form!

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Literally A Person posted:

Pip, I wish that's how it worked out. But I was taking the pledge for each pledgee. Since Burrito Boy over here made it a total of *looks at watch* one day that means he has not taken the pledge. That's like the opposite of the pledge. So far, you amazing poster, you are the only one in this thread taking the pledge.

ONE PERSON!

YOU loving COWARDS!!! PIP IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE IRON NIPPLES REQUIRED TO BE A REAL GBS POSTER> <:mad:>

See, and here I thought this was some sort of geometric progression, like the grains of rice on a chessboard. We'd have you posting threads till the last syllable of recorded time, like posting Sisyphus. Suppose I came this far, no turning back.

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951668

I feel like you gotta at least offer to shave your head if someone makes it the week, like how 'cool' teachers would do if the class averaged a B or better for the semester.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PipHelix posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951668

I feel like you gotta at least offer to shave your head if someone makes it the week, like how 'cool' teachers would do if the class averaged a B or better for the semester.

Pip, do you want a prize? You can have one. There is no need for these elaborate mind games.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

PipHelix posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3951668

I feel like you gotta at least offer to shave your head if someone makes it the week, like how 'cool' teachers would do if the class averaged a B or better for the semester.

lol i did the one chip challenge for my classes since no one failed.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol i did the one chip challenge for my classes since no one failed.

What's the one chip challenge?

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