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Lol he's mad because he constantly clogs the toilets in the White House.
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The joke making part of my brain just went blue screened.
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Dec 6, 2019 20:59
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VitalSigns posted:No entomb it with you so you can ride harleys and watch ESPN on the flatscreen and race yachts in the afterlife It's going to the lawyers after a protracted fight between your spouse and children
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Dec 6, 2019 21:00
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Zapf Dingbat posted:Just found out my brother was not involved in the naval air base shooting. glad to hear your brother is safe. my father also works on the naval base (as a flight instructor too) but i hadnt heard the news yet when i got a text from him this morning saying he was "not near active shooter area" so i was confused for a few mins before finding the news story
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Dec 6, 2019 21:00
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There Bias Two posted:Lol he's mad because he constantly clogs the toilets in the White House. Whatever the white house janitorial staff is being paid it is nowhere near enough to deal with this much poo poo.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:00
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basing policy off bad standup routines from the early 90s
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Dec 6, 2019 21:00
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Lawl Yeah there sure was a massive collapse in contested probate cases when boomers started to hit prime age for their parents to be kicking off. Barely even hear about families fighting like that these days.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:01
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That time he said Hillary Clinton destroyed a bathroom was just projection again it looks like.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:02
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There Bias Two posted:Lol he's mad because he constantly clogs the toilets in the White House. I don’t think his dumps are in solid form, actually
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Dec 6, 2019 21:03
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luxury handset posted:basing policy off bad standup routines from the early 90s "What's the deal with White House toilets???"
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Dec 6, 2019 21:03
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JFC he's so loving stupid, how do people defend this guy?
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Dec 6, 2019 21:05
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It's actually incredible how stupid he is and how much boomer energy he radiates
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Dec 6, 2019 21:05
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Vichan posted:JFC he's so loving stupid, how do people defend this guy? He has Big poo poo Energy
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Dec 6, 2019 21:06
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mod sassinator posted:This miami shootout fuckup is going to result in a hundred billion dollar settlement for the injured and deceased that will require Miami county to sell off all the police assets and shut down the entire force, requiring the national guard or similar to take over policing... right?
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Dec 6, 2019 21:06
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Vichan posted:JFC he's so loving stupid, how do people defend this guy? It's actually a 200iq 5th dimensional move to drain the swamp. 
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Dec 6, 2019 21:08
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:please tell me he's an Onion writer This was a big part of his mocking California so much during the wildfires that happened earlier on in his presidency. He spoke a few times about how California has lots of big beautiful water but INCOMPETENT DEMOCRATS shut all of the rivers off and diverted it into the ocean, and how we need to end regulations there and "open up" the water.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:10
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That WOC to his left is looking at him like "what in the actual gently caress are you even talking about?"
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Dec 6, 2019 21:12
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lol, so babby took a huge dump this morning and got pissy about it when it didn't flush right
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Dec 6, 2019 21:14
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adding "adequate flow for flushing big shits" is an interesting water quality indicator to add to the Safe Drinking Water Act
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Dec 6, 2019 21:15
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Draw the water-cycle clock.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:16
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Does the White House not have a poop knife or something?
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Dec 6, 2019 21:16
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Vichan posted:JFC he's so loving stupid, how do people defend this guy? Many people in this very forum who hate him still can't help but try to frame the stupidest poo poo he does as part of some clever diversionary tactic to own the news cycle.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:16
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I think we can safely assume a chemical industry rep spoke to him about half an hour before the meeting took place.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:17
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My city has so much water pressure that people have to installer reducers to keep their pipe joints from exploding
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Dec 6, 2019 21:18
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Literally an episode of King of the Hill
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Dec 6, 2019 21:19
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Fallom posted:My city has so much water pressure that people have to installer reducers to keep their pipe joints from exploding It must rain a lot where you’re from.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:20
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Trump is in that stage of life where old people are taking about their pissing and making GBS threads and wants it to be national policy. I'd just like to point this out because it's peak old person. - Look, when I take a dump I don't want to have to flush the toilet multiple times. Big dumps take a big flush to get rid of and I have yuge dumps. The biggest. You wouldn't believe how big my dumps are. I think that when you flush the toilet, it shouldn't be a sad flush. It should be a big, strong flush, okay? - Sir, this is the G7 meeting.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:23
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203030941108711424 see guys, king bonesaw is sad and is our friend. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203046374222237697 CRIMES, CRIMES, CRIMES,
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Dec 6, 2019 21:25
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Maybe it's from growing up with 1.6 gallon toilets or whatever, but they work fine so every time I hear this complaint it just sounds like someone wants to tack on like 20% to their water bill
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Dec 6, 2019 21:26
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luxury handset posted:basing policy off bad standup routines from the early 90s Sounds more like we should ban beef.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:26
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https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1203045544886722562 Standard Trumpian overexaggeration, or a plausible scenario given how the guy eats? You decide!
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Dec 6, 2019 21:34
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VitalSigns posted:Maybe it's from growing up with 1.6 gallon toilets or whatever, but they work fine so every time I hear this complaint it just sounds like someone wants to tack on like 20% to their water bill i have a small hunch it has to do with the 60+ year old pipes in the white house. plenty of times when people complain about bad toilets it's really more bad plumbing
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Dec 6, 2019 21:34
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https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1203012641951830016
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Dec 6, 2019 21:35
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eviltastic posted:https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1203045544886722562 I now echo Ringo Star Get's question. Why doesn't the White House have a poop knife for this?
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Dec 6, 2019 21:36
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eviltastic posted:https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1203045544886722562 There are no air quotes big enough for that "people" I'm surprised Jim Halpert didn't materialize in the room to make a face at the camera
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Dec 6, 2019 21:36
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Extremely cool of the president to talk about EPA regulations in a way incidentally allowing him to confess that he destroys toilets on the reg and has to multi-flush
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Dec 6, 2019 21:36
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eviltastic posted:https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1203045544886722562 10-15 flushes has to be a serious medical problem
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Dec 6, 2019 21:37
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Neo Rasa posted:This was a big part of his mocking California so much during the wildfires that happened earlier on in his presidency. He spoke a few times about how California has lots of big beautiful water but INCOMPETENT DEMOCRATS shut all of the rivers off and diverted it into the ocean, and how we need to end regulations there and "open up" the water. This is like how my grandpa was parroting the local AM barker last year when the Phoenix Basin got a shitload of rain, so that the usually dry from being dammed Agua Fria, Verde, Salt, Gila and New Rivers were flowing. Short of it is the complaint was why not dam further, so when we get the rare rains it can be held in reservoirs and overused until gone on golf courses and stuff, rather than managed so that some riparian habitats and old aquifers can continue to exist and not be completely destroyed through the overpopulation of the Phoenix Basin. Anyone selling "common sense" solutions and all of that is ignorant or trying to profit. They think they've stumbled across something specialists have missed.
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twice burned ice posted:I'm feeling festive, so here's a couple verses: You need to make this for the Goon Christmas Music thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903086
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Mulvaney must be real sick of being called in to plunge that loving toilet
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