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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Yikes I'm in Muscatine right now and the vibes I'm picking up are... not great for Bernie. I'm worried

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Ignoring calibanibal, maybe we shouldnt have the thread title be misleading on the off chance a very dumb iowan goon wanders in

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



Just saw some guys doing the synchronized Pete dance before talking about means-tested microloans for returning Veterans bilingually in Dubuque. We may be in trouble.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Chuka Umana posted:

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SOOOONNNNGGG

THE BOX, YOU OPENED IT WE CAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Calibanibal posted:

Yikes I'm in Muscatine right now and the vibes I'm picking up are... not great for Bernie. I'm worried

Yeah, you're worried he'll win

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i just want today to be over already

for that matter i want 2020 to be over

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/jacobfhsmith/status/1224375533062033408

Bernie is but a moments sunlight fading in the grass

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Skyl3lazer posted:

Ignoring calibanibal, maybe we shouldnt have the thread title be misleading on the off chance a very dumb iowan goon wanders in

Jewel Repetition, after accidentally handing Biden the win: "iowa couple goons an apology"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
has Bernie won yet














how about now















now?

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Calibanibal posted:

Yikes I'm in Muscatine right now and the vibes I'm picking up are... not great for Bernie. I'm worried

how so

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Doc Walrus posted:

Jewel Repetition, after accidentally handing Biden the win: "iowa couple goons an apology"

I can't change the title

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

campellabilly is never wrong my friend, were doomed

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Calibanibal posted:

Yikes I'm in Muscatine right now and the vibes I'm picking up are... not great for Bernie. I'm worried

all day today im going to lock onto random sentences like this and get anxious.

but bernie gonna win.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
my uncle works at iowa caucus and he says bernie is losing big time right now to a flanking klobucharge while being pinned down by mayor butt's artillery brigades

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Goonspeed all you caucusing goons. All our hope rest on your fatty shoulders.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

DMCrimson posted:

all day today im going to lock onto random sentences like this and get anxious.

but bernie gonna win.

You should probably just add Calibanibal to your ignore list then

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I'm not in Iowa, but the vibes I'm picking up are... good for Bernie. Getting nervous over here.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Doc Walrus posted:

Jewel Repetition, after accidentally handing Biden the win: "iowa couple goons an apology"
singlehandedly twisting the inflection point fate of the entire human race into climate extinction and nuclear holocaust

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/zizekthottie/status/1224344803116298241?s=19

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
One satellite caucus down in this thread. https://twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1224388973696602112?s=20

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

other candidates were too chicken to reach out to them

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

mila kunis posted:

my uncle works at iowa caucus and he says bernie is losing big time right now to a flanking klobucharge while being pinned down by mayor butt's artillery brigades

the Total War thread is in Games

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
Hillary's got this on lock.

edit:
In all seriousness I hope Bernie pulls it off and I hope he DGAF enough to make Yang his running mate.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I didn't read any other post, I'm assuming it's just BERNIE over and over

BERNIE

BERNIE

BERNIE

BERNIE

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

just another posted:

Hillary's got this on lock.

edit:
In all seriousness I hope Bernie pulls it off and I hope he DGAF enough to make Yang his running mate.

:getout:

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



This is now the Bernie Sanders thread, since Bernie Sanders is going to win and get every delegate.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


there are definitely better alternatives but lets not needlessly poo poo on the yang gangers, we need all of them to hang their heads and march over to the bernie corner today

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

just another posted:

Hillary's got this on lock.

edit:
In all seriousness I hope Bernie pulls it off and I hope he DGAF enough to make Yang his running mate.

yang loving sucks

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Most of my wife's family like Bernie but are resigned to vote (in PA) for Biden for electability reasons.

Time to bring them over to the winning side.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Big Mad Drongo posted:

Most of my wife's family like Bernie but are resigned to vote (in PA) for Biden for electability reasons.

Time to bring them over to the winning side.

this is 90% of bidens vote and that is all goign to disappear after he loses iowa, NH, and nevada

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this is 90% of bidens vote and that is all goign to disappear after he loses iowa, NH, and nevada

:hai:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Lmao

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

mila kunis posted:

yang loving sucks

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

Mind_Taker posted:

This is now the Bernie Sanders thread, since Bernie Sanders is going to win and get every delegate.

:bernget20:

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

just another posted:

Hillary's got this on lock.

edit:
In all seriousness I hope Bernie pulls it off and I hope he DGAF enough to make Yang his running mate.

Yang is who socialists warn about when they talk about a reactionary clothing deeply regressive policies in the language of socialism

dude is a straight up silicon valley libertarian (not saying he is personally a silicon valley guy, just that his libertarianism is exactly the kind found there)

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

just another posted:

Hillary's got this on lock.

edit:
In all seriousness I hope Bernie pulls it off and I hope he DGAF enough to make Yang his running mate.

hell yeah

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

the workers, they’re so powerful

https://twitter.com/briannedmr/status/1224396890290249728?s=21

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/disruptionary/status/1224404111677952000

DonDoodles
Aug 18, 2010

by general anime
how about a possibility of what happened in 2015 in Des Moines when after counting all the heads -- with Bernie in the lead -- they waited a few moments until after some people had left to announce they messed up and needed a re-count.

don't care who wins but dnc didn't like bernie then, nor do they now, and expect more of the above to happen today

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




given their occupation, status as immigrants, and being in the middle of bumfuck nowhere trump country, i bet most to all of these caucus-goers are first-timers

i hope it's indicative of bernie's ground game and therefore how tonight will go

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