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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Arby�s roast beef is fine you goons. It�s a cheap hot snack.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 03:03

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:25

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Burt Sexual posted:

Arby�s roast beef is fine you goons. It�s a cheap hot snack.

piled high

# ? Feb 18, 2020 05:33

sports: Sep 1, 2012

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# ? Feb 18, 2020 06:11

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

sports posted:

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MEATCRAFT

# ? Feb 18, 2020 07:30

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

Why is Horsey Sauce so much better than every other horseradish mayo?

# ? Feb 18, 2020 08:46

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Why is Horsey Sauce so much better than every other horseradish mayo?

MEATCRAFT

# ? Feb 18, 2020 08:47

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

piled high

The Big Beef and Cheddar is deff good 'n messy

# ? Feb 18, 2020 13:33

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

Flight Bisque posted:

I worked at Arby's for 11 years.
No I'm not sure how I survived it either.

AMA I guess?

whats it like touch the face of god?

# ? Feb 18, 2020 15:42

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Iron Crowned posted:

The Big Beef and Cheddar is deff good 'n messy

I never go to Arby's but when I do I get the beef and cheddar. Just a solid all-around sandwich.

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1229531159182368768

# ? Feb 18, 2020 22:08

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

wolfs posted:

friends I went to my local Arby�s that�s attached to a gas station. The meats were had. This is the first time I�ve ever eaten anything from Arby�s!

I got the beef �n cheese as a double and the jalape�o poppers

Why does the bread look like this? Why is there so much sauce just falling out of this sandwich once you pick it up? It�s just a cascade from the bottom bun. I�m glad I didn�t eat in my car as I usually do it would have been awfully messy; as it is my hands felt sticky after eating.

Taste wise...... hard miss. I don�t see the appeal. I feel like I just ate something warm and somewhat textured. If it had been cold cuts or something with warm cheese I may have been able to get some sense of what I was eating. I dunno. Also, somehow, I think the bun is too small? I essentially ran out of bread and was left with a mouthful of roasted beef on its own! I held the many little slice remnants in my hand before kind of just shoving it in my mouth. I�ve never really had this issue of bread running out before the sandwich contents so dramatically before. I�ll concede that getting a double was maybe a mistake but elsewhere in life double anything sandwiches haven�t led me astray.

The jalapeno things were fine, if not oddly unsatisfying. The cheese inside wasn�t very strong tasting. Maybe mozzarella sticks would have been a better call.

oh

and I got some Mello Yello. it�s no Baja Blast

I�m curious about other things on this menu. A fast food Reuben? What? That�s crazy. Visit 2 will probably be a Reuben and the mozzarella sticks.

The people who work here seem nice enough. There were 2 cars in the drive thru that I think got food before me but otherwise I was the only person eating in their little dining area.

Get the cheesy potato triangles and a Jamocha shake op.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:28

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

MEATCRAFT

Mods? This should be the thread title please.

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:54

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

what's our gang called? i want to make an arby's tag, but i can't come up with a good name
Arby's Anarchists?

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:56

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

TVsVeryOwn posted:

what's our gang called? i want to make an arby's tag, but i can't come up with a good name
Arby's Anarchists?

MEATCRAFT

# ? Feb 19, 2020 06:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Iron Crowned posted:

The Big Beef and Cheddar is deff good 'n messy

eat it with a fork

# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:08

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:31

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

# ? Feb 19, 2020 20:28

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Well, I fell sway to the siren call of the fish sandwich today, they're actually solid. Maybe the best fast food fish sandwich, at least of the more common megachains. Weird that Arby's generally seems to do best at the things that aren't RB.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 04:19

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

Well, I fell sway to the siren call of the fish sandwich today, they're actually solid. Maybe the best fast food fish sandwich, at least of the more common megachains. Weird that Arby's generally seems to do best at the things that aren't RB.

Holy poo poo. Is that actually why it's called Arby's? Mind blown over here.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 05:52

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Holy poo poo. Is that actually why it's called Arby's? Mind blown over here.

GalaxyBrainDOTgif

# ? Feb 20, 2020 05:59

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXeQV1Nqbx4

# ? Feb 20, 2020 18:33

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Holy poo poo. Is that actually why it's called Arby's? Mind blown over here.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 22:24

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXeQV1Nqbx4

If Goon TV is still a thing, this needs to be on it

# ? Feb 21, 2020 04:18

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Holy poo poo. Is that actually why it's called Arby's? Mind blown over here.

Sadly (?) it isn't.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 16:20

The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

SLOSifl posted:

Sadly (?) it isn't.

Instead, they chose the name "Arby's," based on R. B., the initials of Raffel Brothers; although often mistaken for Roast Beef. The Raffel brothers opened the first new restaurant in Boardman, Ohio, just outside Youngstown, on July 23, 1964. - Google

This still smacks of bullshit to me. It actually bothers me, it's just too perfect to NOT be Roast Beef. Just imagine how clever it would seem if they meant it to be both! I dunno, the world's a crazy place sometimes!

# ? Feb 21, 2020 22:12

Freakazoid_: Jul 5, 2013; Buglord

I got a sheet of coupons in the mail for Arby's, so I just got 6 classic roast beef sandwiches for 14 bucks and ate them all.

# ? Feb 22, 2020 05:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Freakazoid_ posted:

I got a sheet of coupons in the mail for Arby's, so I just got 6 classic roast beef sandwiches for 14 bucks and ate them all.

Should�ve filmed it a get a tag

# ? Feb 22, 2020 06:11

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Got me some of that Arby's.

# ? Feb 24, 2020 09:46

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Pro-tip: Take them extra curly fries home and mix them into scrambled eggs.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 23:05

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

TheKingslayer posted:

Pro-tip: Take them extra curly fries home and mix them into scrambled eggs.

what are these "extra" curly fries of which you speak?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 23:27

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

TheKingslayer posted:

Pro-tip: Take them extra curly fries home and mix them into scrambled eggs.

# ? Feb 26, 2020 00:39

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I got some Arbys coupons in the mail

Will investigate further

# ? Feb 26, 2020 06:28

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I got some Arbys in the mail

Will investigate further

This is how I read the post at first and I was mildly disturbed by it.

# ? Feb 26, 2020 06:37

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

someone plz mail me arby's

# ? Feb 26, 2020 07:55

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Went to Arby's and tried their brisket sandwich. I hadn't had Arby's in years so I didn't know what to expect.

Pros: The meat itself was pretty good, even though it wasn't much like any brisket I'd eaten before. It was more of a fatty/slightly smoky roast beef...thing? It was definitely real meat and not some chopped/formed nonsense, though!
Cons: Why the gently caress is there mayo AND BBQ sauce on this? The flavors clashed really badly.

Conclusion: Tell them to hold the mayo.

# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Arby's finally showed up on UberEats for me today.

Beef bacon and cheddar, large fries with cheese sauce coming to me right now. This is all I've ever wanted in life.

# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:10

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:00

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Folks, I'm sorry to report that the fish 'n' cheddar is a disappointment that I was unable to finish. It turns out they just slather it in the same cheddar sauce as the first beef, and the taste does not mesh at all.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:03

MullardEL34: Sep 30, 2008; Basking in the cathode glow

Arbys Pro-tip: Their ham is legit, Honeybaked Ham style spiral sliced ham, and you can sub it into any sandwich. Go get yourself a ~~Beef~~ Ham and Cheddar. The toasted onion bun plus smokey ham makes it.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Holy poo poo. Is that actually why it's called Arby's? Mind blown over here.

Meet the Raffel Brothers:

MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 1, 2020

# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:45

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Folks, I'm sorry to report that the fish 'n' cheddar is a disappointment that I was unable to finish. It turns out they just slather it in the same cheddar sauce as the first beef, and the taste does not mesh at all.

Since I don't really like tartar sauce I appreciate someone is doing something different but I'm not surprised, the Arby's cheddar sauce probably makes the fish roughly tasteless.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:46

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:25

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Well the Fish and Cheddar still has the tartar sauce on it. It's really awful. Though I'm confused that someone expected it to be something other than the Cheddar cheese sauce they use on the Beef and Cheddar.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 05:40

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