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Sunswipe posted:Seanbaby uses this a lot in his writing, and it was years before I realised it was something some people actually believe rather than something he'd made up to comedically illustrate stupidity. I mean this is the rationale that like first grade boys who don't have sisters may have for why mom sits to pee or something Beyond that, yikes
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The Bloop posted:I mean this is the rationale that like first grade boys who don't have sisters may have for why mom sits to pee or something I didn't realize for many years that the vast majority of people don't have parents who are basically nudists like I did and that so many have no idea what other human beings, especially those of other sexes, look like naked. Yeah I saw my dad's junk a lot growing up, but I also don't have bizarre misconceptions about women's anatomy either, so I'd call it a wash.
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This kind of poo poo just baffles me. As a child, I had like three different body science books in various detail, and when I was six my mother gave me a college biology textbook. Obviously, not everybody had that, but most people didn't even have, like, one science book? Not a single book with awkward diagrams of genitalia in between the descriptions of cells and lightning?
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John Lee posted:This kind of poo poo just baffles me. As a child, I had like three different body science books in various detail, and when I was six my mother gave me a college biology textbook. Obviously, not everybody had that, but most people didn't even have, like, one science book? Not a single book with awkward diagrams of genitalia in between the descriptions of cells and lightning? My folks bought a neat how the body works book and carefully taped together the pages detailing with reproduction so we'd be sure to never see them, and "the talk" was relegated to a pointless "so, uh, any questions about...relationships?" when we were touring colleges 
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A person I follow on Twitter posted:I just read this terrible line in a novel: "With each breath she took, her breasts swelled out through the cloth, nodding wisely at me." Can breasts do that? I've yet to see a breast nod, wisely or otherwise. Ooh, followup post: quote:From the same breast-fixated author:
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My dad gave me a book instead of the talk (or sentence, word , or any utterance to provide advice on sex) that told me it’s totally cool for guys to circle jerk and its something a lot of boys do! This made me both anxious about which of my friends were circle jerking and depressed that no one had invited me
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When I was a kid, I asked my mom questions, but got like, nil answers. Not out of malice or anything, just that I sincerely thing she had no idea. Plus some stuff I couldn't ask my mom. After that I went to the library and just checked out Grey's Anatomy and looked up everything I could think of about the human body. The good news is holy poo poo you learn a lot. The bad news is, the drawings are in no way able to prepare you for reality. Still, it enabled me to be the quiet smug rear end in a top hat when some people rattled off weird poo poo about women's anatomy that made no sense. Not that I was in any way more informed in real life than those people, but at least I could point to a book as a source if they asked how I knew something, and not "My uncle told me" or whatever they had.
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Where Did I Come From? and What Is Happening To Me?  These are the two books that taught me pretty much all of my early sex-ed. They are good too. They have good clear explanations and descriptions, as well as diagrams of the icky lady parts.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Where Did I Come From? and What Is Happening To Me? those covers look extremely british Comrade Koba has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Oct 14, 2020 |
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John Lee posted:This kind of poo poo just baffles me. As a child, I had like three different body science books in various detail, and when I was six my mother gave me a college biology textbook. Obviously, not everybody had that, but most people didn't even have, like, one science book? Not a single book with awkward diagrams of genitalia in between the descriptions of cells and lightning? It's gonna vary an awful, awful lot depending on when and where you grew up and your socioeconomic status. Also I'm shocked there hasn't been any "where might you find this mysterious, unknowable cli-tor-is?" content ITT yet. John Murdoch has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Oct 14, 2020 |
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 It was a coin flip between here and cursed. Y'all won(?).
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drat, that’s another tally under my Cyberpunk is already happening chart
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John Lee posted:This kind of poo poo just baffles me. As a child, I had like three different body science books in various detail, and when I was six my mother gave me a college biology textbook. Obviously, not everybody had that, but most people didn't even have, like, one science book? Not a single book with awkward diagrams of genitalia in between the descriptions of cells and lightning? You know how there was this big Thing about intelligent design being crammed into US kids' textbooks because Texas is full of Evangelicals who have been directly angling to force the entire country to follow their religion? Yeah, that applies to other stuff, too. Like the existence of anything having to do with sex.
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N. Senada posted:My dad gave me a book instead of the talk (or sentence, word , or any utterance to provide advice on sex)
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Rhymes With Clue posted:Sadly he did not say what the book was. Fellas, if your femme lover''s breasts * nod at you independently * can be molded like putty * begin molding themselves after a while you're not sleeping with your lover, you're sleeping with Clayface.
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Love too engage my creative side with my new FemmeBod Mammary Mold Playset, new from Mattel
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I never had The Talk. At all. I'm over 40 and have been married but since I've got no kids my mom may well believe I still haven't figured out sex It was extremely irresponsible and I'm lucky I'm not actually a stupid idiot or I'd have a grandkid by now and all the STDs
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I did a dramatic reading of the nodding breasts to my partner which triggered a lengthy discussion about what image should spring to mind. We settled on the classic "m'lady" with a tip of the tit fedora
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I will now forever refer to the areola as the tit fedora
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coronatae posted:I did a dramatic reading of the nodding breasts to my partner which triggered a lengthy discussion about what image should spring to mind. We settled on the classic "m'lady" with a tip of the tit fedora For some reason I'm reminded of the Song of Solomon with the comparison of breasts to gazelles.
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ultrafilter posted:
Looks kinda like a female Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
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Samovar posted:For some reason I'm reminded of the Song of Solomon with the comparison of breasts to gazelles. Beautiful and wild, but never to be seen or touched by me?
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I've only ever seen them in old copies of national geographic?
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Wrong, yes, but so is rickets mcskellypants in the background, so perhaps it is a stylistic choice?
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Yeah, that's CLAMP, it's just how they draw people. It's weird, and fitting for this thread, but they're at least doing it on purpose.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Yeah, that's CLAMP, it's just how they draw people. It's weird, and fitting for this thread, but they're at least doing it on purpose. It’s actually not CLAMP, it’s Eiichiro Oda, the creator of One Piece. What makes his work bad and not as much CLAMP’s is that he only does that for woman. That’s not even the worse example.
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CLAMP put the on-switch for their little girl robot inside her vagina, so i feel like CLAMP still fits in with this thread.
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The implication while amazing is overshadowed by the phrasing. My daughter's vagina (yes I'll talk about it in public because I'm a christian drat you) represents this grinder. This meat sandwich, my child's genitals represent it. You can all line up to thank me for my good parenting. Especially you, Johnny Christian, who will get to enjoy this unspoiled sandwich which is represented by my kid's va-jay-jay.
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Also the one on the left is objectively the better sandwich.
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hopeandjoy posted:It’s actually not CLAMP, it’s Eiichiro Oda, the creator of One Piece. Oh, huh! I take back my grudging acceptance, then. I'm reminded of a writer I knew when I was younger who invariably described women's legs as "coltish". I never figured out what that meant. Do they have long feet and stand on their toes?
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Prone to bankruptcy.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Oh, huh! I take back my grudging acceptance, then. I wanna make a list of phrases writers use to describe women that fall firmly in the category "creep poo poo" - slip of a girl and coltish are the two that spring to mind
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Do they have long feet and stand on their toes? If we pressure them to wear high heels they do!
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Oh, huh! I take back my grudging acceptance, then. Long and skinny, I think. Baby horses are mostly leg. Source: Mom complaining about how hard it was to get the drat baby horse's feet off the ground so she could haul it to the barn cuz it was born in a blizzard. Horse-mommy just followed worriedly behind.
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"Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left" - like, even the anarcho communists?
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