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someone do the eddy murphy mcdonalds or back yard bbq or i got some icecream bits over a picture of eddy murphy. hilarious bits i will laugh at until the day i die but i wouldnt even crack a smile reading them. comedy is 99% timing all of which is gone in a picture.
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DONALD TRUMP always says other people are dumb but he should be saying it about himself because he is the one who is actually dumb! that's my joke 
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Jul 23, 2020 03:58
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Wow, these are about as funny as my last tour of aushwitz...the comic who played there was awful, nothing but airline jokes
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me 7 years old: dad mcdonals please I am hungry my dad: mcno!!!!!!! original content please don't steal
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Chromatic posted:he tried it live TOM MY-YERS! TOM MY-YERS! Buy Tom Myer's hit stand up album "Make America Innate Again" in stores now!
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These memes make me happy that I got to see comedy die as an art form.
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I haven't done drugs since DARE told me in middle school how smoking pot is a one way street to buying rotten hosed up bananas.
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I get my sushi from 7-11
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this one isn't completely awful maybe just because it speaks to me
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 is that they're all George Carlin quotes, because he was never actually funny
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I can't stop thinking about how this is unnecessarily bad and wanting to workshop it On Sunday, I got my meals lined up for this week: seven hotdogs for lunch. Later, I learned it was supposed to be one per day. - My diet seems to have gone badly wrong. I ate seven hotdogs at lunch. The good news is I talked to seven of my friends and they each said one hotdog is fine. - [alternately] I need to go on a diet, so I talked to seven of my friends. They all said that junk food is fine in moderation. They each said I could eat one hotdog a day for lunch. So I had seven hotdogs for lunch. - So I had seven hotdogs for lunch. What am I, Lisa Lampanelli?!!,?!
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man my diet isn't going so great Last week I had seven hot dogs That's right. I sucked down seven hot dogs in a row. Who am I, op's mom?
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Jul 23, 2020 19:55
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bad comedy is torture and reddit has weaponized it
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:man my diet isn't going so great listen, kid, you're never gonna get a slot in a roast unless you zing on Lampanelli suckin' hog that goes double for Lampanelli 
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I'm half Indian half Chinese, so I get my dogs at the 7/11
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Why would they ban Jesse's posts? Upset there'd be funny posts in their sub?
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OMFG FURRY posted:bad comedy is torture and reddit has weaponized it dehumanize yourself and face to bad comedy* *my posting 
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Empty Sandwich posted:I can't stop thinking about how this is unnecessarily bad and wanting to workshop it Nah its not that funny but the original is worded way funnier than any of yours.
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Annabel Pee posted:Nah its not that funny but the original is worded way funnier than any of yours. Agreed. I had 7 hotdogs for lunch. Two of them I put in my butt. You know how many people that normally takes? Two. It takes two people with long wieners. Flowers for QAnon fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:I can't stop thinking about how this is unnecessarily bad and wanting to workshop it the original is terrible, fail, aids etc but it has the setup>punchline format and i’m afraid yours do not
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i'm trying to eat healthier these days so now for lunch i'm only having one hot dog for every day of the week. but my doctor is still on my case! go figure.
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i walk into a macdonald and this guy pulls out 7 hot dogs and a piece of crap as well and then he starts to sexually suck and gently caress all of them. i guess you can say mcdonald im lovin it
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ELI PORTER posted:i walk into a macdonald and this guy pulls out 7 hot dogs and a piece of crap as well and then he starts to sexually suck and gently caress all of them. i guess you can say mcdonald im lovin it lol
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I, like these brave failures in the pictures, am not afraid to crumple miserably in public. I'm unafraid to be unfunny, and good thing but I get the impression you guys haven't had a joke delivered since you yourselves were birthed seriously, please fix that hotdog joke. I know it can be good, but I clearly cannot do it.
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Jul 23, 2020 23:34
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I ate seven hot dogs for lunch I'm so loving fat
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Bro Dad posted:
This dude is WILDLY popular on that sub, and that joke is pretty standard fare for him. https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/ahue0n/strike_that_reverse_it/ https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/9vz4l5/otaku_inaction/ https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/92bv8b/constantly_varied_functional_movements/
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I used to have seven hotdogs for lunch but my doctor told me I had to eat healthier so now for lunch I have seven hotdogs with sugar-free ketchup.
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i was in line at the 7-11 and the guy in front of me was buying kool aid, doritos and 7 hot dogs and he goes “my doctor said i should only eat certain things” and i’m like “yeah, like what, 7 hot dogs?”
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i was in line at the 7-11 and the guy in front of me was buying kool aid, doritos and 7 hot dogs and he goes “my doctor said i should only eat certain things” and i’m like “yeah, like what, 7 hot dogs?” now we're getting somewhere
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I complained to my doctor that I couldn't stop overating. He said to pace myself over dinner with The Magnificent Seven. I only found out later he didn't mean seven fricken hot dog!!!!!!
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