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I'm not sure if it would be funnier if he dies before the election and the Republicans demand extra time to prepare a new candidate and the Dems are like "well ok" or if he dies after the election and the country elects somebody who is in the ICU
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Smythe posted:lmao
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Oh Snapple! posted:lmao
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On the eve he first experiences symptoms, Trump will be visited by the ghosts of covid past, covid present, and covid future. After a series of harrowing adventures, the president will emerge joyful and generous, throwing fists of trumpbux into the air, eventually sweeping the election by running to the left of Biden. 
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Its Coke posted:oh Hope Hicks isn't who I thought she was. who was Trump's mound-shaped white house press correspondent with the weird eye? I thought Hope Hicks was another dumb paramilitary group.
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frankenfreak posted:just doodling lol
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Laffo
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still laughing about this I've had a poo poo eating grin on my face all day
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looking forward to turmp coming back half-melted like Palpatine post-Mace Windu
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blatman posted:if this just mangles him instead of killing him we're screwed because his power level will skyrocket when he recovers If Trump gets permanent lung/brain damage and ends up sounding like Darth Vader at the end of RotJ it's honestly probably worse for the right-wing movement than if he just dies. They're all about aesthetics and projecting strength and they can't exactly do that when they spent all year calling roni fake and now their figurehead has a bunch of tubes permanently jammed up his throat and rear end because of it.
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Chillgamesh posted:If Trump gets permanent lung/brain damage and ends up sounding like Darth Vader at the end of RotJ it's honestly probably worse for the right-wing movement than if he just dies. They're all about aesthetics and projecting strength and they can't exactly do that when they spent all year calling roni fake and now their figurehead has a bunch of tubes permanently jammed up his throat and rear end because of it.  
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Chillgamesh posted:If Trump gets permanent lung/brain damage and ends up sounding like Darth Vader at the end of RotJ it's honestly probably worse for the right-wing movement than if he just dies. They're all about aesthetics and projecting strength and they can't exactly do that when they spent all year calling roni fake and now their figurehead has a bunch of tubes permanently jammed up his throat and rear end because of it. and here I thought just reading "trump has roni" all over the internet would be the best thing I read all week but then I read this post edit: hey you one post up, stop harshing my buzz
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biden's test taking so long compared to everyone else making me raise an eyebrow tbh
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Paradoxish posted:biden's test taking so long compared to everyone else making me raise an eyebrow tbh joint biden trump death thread
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Chillgamesh posted:If Trump gets permanent lung/brain damage and ends up sounding like Darth Vader at the end of RotJ it's honestly probably worse for the right-wing movement than if he just dies. They're all about aesthetics and projecting strength and they can't exactly do that when they spent all year calling roni fake and now their figurehead has a bunch of tubes permanently jammed up his throat and rear end because of it. no they wouldn't care lmao wtf edit: what frankenfurt said
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Chillgamesh posted:If Trump gets permanent lung/brain damage and ends up sounding like Darth Vader at the end of RotJ it's honestly probably worse for the right-wing movement than if he just dies. They're all about aesthetics and projecting strength and they can't exactly do that when they spent all year calling roni fake and now their figurehead has a bunch of tubes permanently jammed up his throat and rear end because of it. he's already a giant fat guy with lovely hair to cover his hosed up scalp and the worst fake tan in the world and that didn't stop them from projecting the image of an alpha male on him
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Jewel Repetition posted:Edit: wrong thread all cspam threads are the same now
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lmao get hosed trump ya fat bitch
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dead gay comedy forums posted:suddenly chaos looks very reasonable
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It would be disappointing but also pretty funny if Trump, like a schoolkid playing hookie, just figured this was a way to get a 10 day vacation in the middle of all of this bullshit he probably isn't enjoying.
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just realized that if trump dies from it everyone is gonna spend the next decade arguing if biden would have beaten him or not, like kids arguing if spider man could beat up batman. yeah huh! nuh uh!
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Flunky posted:just realized that if trump dies from it everyone is gonna spend the next decade arguing if biden would have beaten him or not, like kids arguing if spider man could beat up batman. yeah huh! nuh uh! just decade...?
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Flunky posted:just realized that if trump dies from it everyone is gonna spend the next decade arguing if biden would have beaten him or not, like kids arguing if spider man could beat up batman. yeah huh! nuh uh! Since Biden isn't sick another debate is gonna be people arguing whether if Bernie or Kamala would have been his replacement at the top of the ticket
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xposting this MS paint piece of poo poo meme I made:
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Flunky posted:just realized that if trump dies from it everyone is gonna spend the next decade arguing if biden would have beaten him or not, like kids arguing if spider man could beat up batman. yeah huh! nuh uh!
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