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Ass-penny

I'm keeping my 4.

oh but seriously I posted:

honestly i have no idea how this thread works but GaG and Croc look *~fabulous~*

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:03

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# ? May 27, 2024 10:53

itry

4!

By which I mean 24

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:04

biosterous

4+2+0 = 6
6+9 = 15, and 1+5= 6

therefore i am picking 6, aka the BYOB number

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he/him

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

i will keep my number and also have learned a valuable lesson about rules and the following thereof

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:14

Bingo Bango

let's go with 53, a number that probably isn't funny but just feels right to me today

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:24

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

# ? Nov 20, 2020 00:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Nov 20, 2020 03:14

pecan

# ? Nov 20, 2020 03:38

Stoner Sloth

ChubbyChecker posted:

69

awww I'd already picked that one earlier

ah well, in the spirit of BYOB you can have it my friend!

23

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# ? Nov 20, 2020 04:13

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# ? Nov 20, 2020 08:34

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

32 is a nice number that I believe has potential as long as he applies himself; go 32!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 09:50

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

33!

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# ? Nov 20, 2020 12:33

ChubbyChecker

Stoner Sloth posted:

awww I'd already picked that one earlier

ah well, in the spirit of BYOB you can have it my friend!

23

hah, sorry, i don't understand the rules

# ? Nov 20, 2020 13:13

Stoner Sloth

ChubbyChecker posted:

hah, sorry, i don't understand the rules

lol no worries - me either, just responded overly enthusiastically

23 will do for me!

# ? Nov 20, 2020 13:23

Prof. Crocodile

*Theme music plays*

Welcome back everyone to Round 3 of the BYOB Smiley Lottery! As always, I am your gracious host, Goons are Groovy. Before we reveal tonight's winning number, let's meet our contestants.

There aren't any contestants here. It's just you and me.

Ha ha! Okay! Well then... Prof. Crocodile, tell us a little bit about yourself.

All I really remember is waking up in this dress on this game show set. Everything before that is a little hazy. I vaguely remember having a magical spaghetti necklace. Is that even a thing?

We may never gnocchi, because that thread happened four months ago orzo. And besides, it's way pasta time to reveal our 3rd randomly generated lucky number!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

No time for regrets, because we have winners to name. Tonight's lucky number is 76! That means our winners are legendary Philadelphia songsmith Chubby Checker, and byob newbie pecan!

ChubbyChecker posted:

69

pecan posted:

82

That pecan guy looks so familiar. Did he used to be one of the terrorists on 24 or something?

Who cares about 24? The only number I'm interested in is 76! So Chubby Checker and pecan, come on down to select your smilies! Prof. Crocodile, show them the big board!

There are 19 smilies still available, and you may each pick one to upload. So post your choices, and we'll be back with the reveal right after these important messages!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 00:43

pecan

ah finally true excellence in posting is recognized i will humbly select whatever is behind curtain number 23 :c00lbert:

# ? Nov 21, 2020 00:53

ChubbyChecker

holy poo poo i have pick another number!

eh... number 1

# ? Nov 21, 2020 01:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

ChubbyChecker posted:

holy poo poo i have pick another number!

eh... number 1

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 01:51

ChubbyChecker

Heather Papps posted:

did i break the rules again?

# ? Nov 21, 2020 01:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

ChubbyChecker posted:

did i break the rules again?

no i am just realizing i missed the chance to pick my lucky number for the smiley reveal, forever

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 02:01

Prof. Crocodile

Our winners have chosen! Prof. Crocodile, show them what they've won!

Thanks GaG! ChubbyChecker chose curtain #1, and found some :fourloko:

just in time to join the Friday night Trashed Crew! pecan chose curtain #23 and let loose a :fart:

that will echo across the forums!

Drinking and farting? That's a match made in heaven. And when I say 'heaven' I mean BYOB. And when I say 'BYOB' I mean that we'll BYOBe right back after this commercial break to upload and introduce our newest smilies!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 02:35

ChubbyChecker

e: lies!!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 02:41

pecan

soon

# ? Nov 21, 2020 03:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

Prof. Crocodile posted:

pecan chose curtain #23 and let loose a that will echo across the forums!

how is this not :tutbutttoot:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 03:17

pecan

tuutbutt

# ? Nov 21, 2020 03:21

pseudorandom

WOOOT!

TOOOT!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 05:20

sb hermit

I've never had a :fourloko:

# ? Nov 21, 2020 06:22

ChubbyChecker

e:yyyyyeaaaaaaaaahh

# ? Nov 21, 2020 14:00

Prof. Crocodile

Welcome back everyone! The magic buttons have been pushed and we're ready to meet our newest smilies!

Up first is ChubbyChecker's selection, :fourloko:

! Created by my lovely assistant Prof. Crocodile, this smiley commemorates both the infamous party drink Big Hemp FourLoko, and its massive resurgence within BYOB's own Trashed Crew. What is fourloko like? Well to quote Prepuce Repurposed: "it's day-glow green. smells and tastes like weed flavored candy. Burns in the throat more than most hard beverages.". Now that drink sounds like something awful!

Next we have pecan's choice, :fart:

! I know, I know, it's hard to believe that we went this long without a fart smiley. When I think of all the posts that went unfarted... But no time to dwell on the mistakes of the past, because Pseudorandom has filled the fart-shaped hole in our forums--and our hearts--by making this beautiful animated smiley to commemorate the most-BYOB of bodily functions. And just in time for the chili threads to kick off!

Wow, GaG. This is a momentous occasion for fans of gross things going into and out of the human body.

It sure is, Prof! And there are way more gross things to come when we return for Round 4!

# ? Nov 21, 2020 15:40