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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DickParasite posted:

If you don't drink room temperature whiskey straight from the bottle at 8 am to get rid of the shakes you're a pussy.

:hmmyes:

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Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

...of SCIENCE! posted:

The guy who makes furniture he doesn't need out of pallets gives a sigh, another day being outshone by the guy who carries an unmarked bag of beef jerky with him everywhere. Why can't people want a wine rack that smells like the back of a truck as much as they want mystery jerky?

imagine thinking the the limits of woodworking is hammering together pallet furniture, just loving lol gbs.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



The people who share Nick Offerman memes are not exactly the manliest folk

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Verisimilidude posted:

The people who share Nick Offerman memes are not exactly the manliest folk

There you go.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
drat what crawled up gbs's collective nussy and died

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
Nick Offerman does a good job in the audiobook for Lincoln In The Bardo if you want to hear him talk about his dick some more

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Does anybody have a link to the peehole porn or not I’m losing patience.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Devs is a show I enjoy. I will allow this thread access to no more of my opinions at this time.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

More like Dick Quafferman.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

he loves wood and wood accessories

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'm with Of SCIENCE here (I forget whose permabanned alt he is), I'm definitely also too cool to learn a skill or a trade, only the finest tradition of sitting around my filthy apartment and condescendingly posting at people will satisfy my refined transcendental soul

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
As someone has said, Devs is very good and he is very good in it.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Woodworking is such a great, practical skill for regular people. Look, I could have bought a table at Ikea for $45 that would be functionally identical to this one I built that cost $200 and took a month to finish and will be a pain in the rear end to move with but it wouldn't let me larp as a pioneer man.

this is a really funny dumb post

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Caesar Saladin posted:

this is a really funny dumb post

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

when a man gets old enough to stop playing video games it can go one of three ways. if he's married he takes up woodworking. if he's divorced he buys a harley. and if he's still single he just keeps playing video games

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

when a man gets old enough to stop playing video games it can go one of three ways. if he's married he takes up woodworking. if he's divorced he buys a harley. and if he's still single he just keeps playing video games

Too close to home.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

when a man gets old enough to stop playing video games it can go one of three ways. if he's married he takes up woodworking. if he's divorced he buys a harley. and if he's still single he just keeps playing video games

Lol that’s too true. Need an area to escape from the wife for hours at a time

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

The Fattest PI posted:

Pallet DIY poo poo always bugs me. I've worked a few jobs where I have to interact with pallets and they're loving disgusting. I've seen some people get around that part by sourcing brand new pallets but at that point it's like why the gently caress are you spending money so you can have something that looks like literal garbage.

Putting a used pallet anywhere near a cutting or sanding tool is potentially dangerous but more likely to just ruin your blades. A lot of pallets have mystery chemicals in them for preservation reasons, or because they get dragged around the floors of warehouses and the backs of trucks where stuff commonly spills. They also love to pick up small stones which are great at ruining planers and saw blades. If you have to recreate a Pinterest pallet abortion, mask up with an actual respirator because wood dust is bad, and mystery pallet dust is likely much worse.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

DickParasite posted:

If you don't drink room temperature whiskey straight from the bottle at 8 am to get rid of the shakes you're a pussy.

you forgot about fishing through your ashtray for a butt thats good for two or three drags

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

therattle posted:

As someone has said, Devs is very good and he is very good in it.

It's good enough that I'm looking forward to the point where it's been awhile since I've seen it so I can go back and watch it again.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

OMFG FURRY posted:

you forgot about fishing through your ashtray for a butt thats good for two or three drags

American spirits are a must if you’re someone who does refrys. Way more mileage in those butts. Man I do and do not miss smoking.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Jim from the office is just a loving bully and it’s played for laughs and it’s pretty gross

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

I'm with Of SCIENCE here (I forget whose permabanned alt he is), I'm definitely also too cool to learn a skill or a trade, only the finest tradition of sitting around my filthy apartment and condescendingly posting at people will satisfy my refined transcendental soul

The best way to prove that woodworking isn't just performative, fragile masculinity is to spend months having meltdowns over the fact that someone wasn't incredibly impressed at the fact that you built a chair once.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Julius CSAR posted:

Jim from the office is just a loving bully and it’s played for laughs and it’s pretty gross

Wow. Impressive observation

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





gently caress the office it's not funny or good in any way and gently caress people who like it

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Julius CSAR posted:

Jim from the office is just a loving bully and it’s played for laughs and it’s pretty gross

I fail to see what this has to do with Nick Offerman.

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Julius CSAR posted:

Jim from the office is just a loving bully and it’s played for laughs and it’s pretty gross

stfu dwight eisenhower

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I am also mad that funny show was funny and not dark and edgy. Really hosed up when they went with the Andy gets a job and marries April storyline instead of Andy gets AIDS from sharing needles before he ODs and dies story line

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Why are you guys so full of anger? Goons are loving baffling. Stop doom scrolling and try to just enjoy yourselves for a second. This is a thread about the funny mustache man from TV for gods sake.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Nooner posted:

I am also mad that funny show was funny and not dark and edgy. Really hosed up when they went with the Andy gets a job and marries April storyline instead of Andy gets AIDS from sharing needles before he ODs and dies story line

Got to save something for the reunion special.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

...of SCIENCE! posted:

The best way to prove that woodworking isn't just performative, fragile masculinity is to spend months having meltdowns over the fact that someone wasn't incredibly impressed at the fact that you built a chair once.

you know that chair you're buying was built by somebody, right?

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Ron Swanson is one of those tragic examples of something becoming adored by the very people it was trying to lampoon.

I work as a carpenter on big projects, with large teams. every crew has at least one guy who's like, an obvious gamer but somehow thinks being a workworker combined with being into whiskey stones and single-razor shaving makes him a rugged-yet-refined role model of a man. when really he's a goon with a bunch of masculine tchotchkes.
these people are harmless but corny, and i see no reason they shouldn't be thoroughly clowned on.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Jellidelic posted:

Ron Swanson is one of those tragic examples of something becoming adored by the very people it was trying to lampoon.

I work as a carpenter on big projects, with large teams. every crew has at least one guy who's like, an obvious gamer but somehow thinks being a workworker combined with being into whiskey stones and single-razor shaving makes him a rugged-yet-refined role model of a man. when really he's a goon with a bunch of masculine tchotchkes.
these people are harmless but corny, and i see no reason they shouldn't be thoroughly clowned on.

We call that the jon hamm effect

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Tetramin posted:

We call that the jon hamm effect

Yeah, I actually know these 3 dudes from HS who suffer from a serious case of the HAMMS.
I went over once. they were playing old jazz records and enjoying bulleit rye, but we were sitting on the floor hidden away in his bedroom where his model tanks and planes were

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Nooner posted:

I am also mad that funny show was funny and not dark and edgy. Really hosed up when they went with the Andy gets a job and marries April storyline instead of Andy gets AIDS from sharing needles before he ODs and dies story line

You don't have to want a comedy to be dark & edgy in order to want it NOT to be fluffy & shallow.

Speaking of ODing & dying, RIP Harris Wittels. :smith:

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Nooner posted:

I am also mad that funny show was funny and not dark and edgy. Really hosed up when they went with the Andy gets a job and marries April storyline instead of Andy gets AIDS from sharing needles before he ODs and dies story line

Much like what happened to the Wamapoke indians when the Pawnee settlers offered to vaccinate them against smallpox as depicted in this mural

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