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Freak that bitch out, Tone
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 19:05 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 17:14 |
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just lol if you need to wear an assistive device to gently caress someone with ur balls
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 19:14 |
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Teabag dat puss
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 19:15 |
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Just wrap thin strips of cloth around your ballsack until adequate firmness is achieved, if it's good enough for Bruce Lee's fists it's good enough for your balls
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 19:18 |
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beginning to think balldo is just stealth jelqing equipment
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:02 |
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Into The Mild posted:
oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:08 |
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I admire the person who censored the photo’s standard for censored enough.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:10 |
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"ball erection" is a pretty good username
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:24 |
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The Balldo Twist! You will need: 2 Balldos Sex Lube A friend! 1) Both participants must wear and lubricate their Balldos 2) Perform docking where each participant inserts their Balldo into the other's anus 3) Grab each other's penises for leverage 4) Twist!
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:25 |
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lmao
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 20:58 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick. Imagine if they had this technology 100 years ago, that dude from the sun also rises would have been totally fine
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 21:19 |
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In dedicated to the tug lyfe and proclaim this device HARAM
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 21:23 |
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Derpies posted:In dedicated to the tug lyfe and proclaim this device HARAM
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 21:25 |
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I was thinking the penis was involved too... But, no? Does it just kinda flop around while you fuc with your balls?
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 23:19 |
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Art Angels 2 gonna be weird
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 23:23 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick. i still fail to see the advantage of this over a strap-on or using an unattached dildo.
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# ? Dec 27, 2020 23:46 |
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They should just get a penis implant.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:02 |
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As a testicle haver, I can't see this functioning in any capacity that does not end with severe pain at minimum or testicle torsion at worse.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:08 |
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As a person who has had their nuts sucked this has potential
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:12 |
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Stick one of them on, shove a double ended up yourself, and you're just one limb short for your erotic octopus (eroctopus?) costume.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:13 |
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blight rhino posted:I was thinking the penis was involved too... I assume you get to jerk it? That's the only way this would give me any pleasure
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:28 |
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Lol at all the posters expressing disbelief in the use of this product when paying a someone to stomp on your nutsack was lifeblood to these forums.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:44 |
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Zil posted:As a testicle haver, I can't see this functioning in any capacity that does not end with severe pain at minimum or testicle torsion at worse. hhhhhmm. *Hits you yoda'ishly with stick* Penetration? Eeeeerection?! Heh! You. Know. Not. These things! Or the device you would not seek! *Sighs and unzips. Begins quietly teabagging a rock* ...No. Ball-DO. or Ball-DO-NOT. There is no cry.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 00:52 |
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Bear's Balldo
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 01:15 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something? By this standard women don't get anything out of sucking a dick or taking it up the rear end but they do it anyway. It's called taking one for the team, bub.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 01:49 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:By this standard women don't get anything out of sucking a dick or taking it up the rear end but they do it anyway. It's called taking one for the team, bub. Lol women don’t get anything out of buttsex. Can you plz show me one woman who ever got a dry pussy from good anal or throating a swole knob? Show of hands.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 02:35 |
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BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 03:30 |
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1redflag posted:BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 03:44 |
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balldo. apply directly to the balls balldo. apply directly to the balls balldo. apply directly to the balls
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 04:13 |
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They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 05:39 |
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Where is Balldo!!?!
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 07:57 |
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Balldo: The animated movie of a dildo-ified nutsack leading a pack of dogs pulling a dogsled with medical serum to Nome, Alaska.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 07:59 |
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It's a real bargain since you can use the same device to castrate your sheep
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 08:03 |
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And the whole device basically functions as a captive bolt stunner, it's truly a multitool for any farmer
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 08:15 |
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This summer One device Will teach you... *Ya'll Ready fo this begins to swell* Ball. DO *Court horn* ..lie. Balldo. Nuts to that, this summer in IMAX
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 10:53 |
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I'm one of those weird sexhavers who doesn't like his balls touched. This looks like suitable shielding for that
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 11:03 |
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I would have thought your Tindr profile would have counted enough
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 11:23 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:I'm one of those weird sexhavers who doesn't like his balls touched. This looks like suitable shielding for that Balldon’t
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 14:05 |
1redflag posted:BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 14:40 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 17:14 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:This is incredible, op Thanks. I see you changed the thread title. Do you like this so much you've been moved to purchase a BALLDO™
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 18:15 |