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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Freak that bitch out, Tone

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
just lol if you need to wear an assistive device to gently caress someone with ur balls

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Teabag dat puss

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just wrap thin strips of cloth around your ballsack until adequate firmness is achieved, if it's good enough for Bruce Lee's fists it's good enough for your balls

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
beginning to think balldo is just stealth jelqing equipment

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Into The Mild posted:



The Erection is stored in the balls.

oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I admire the person who censored the photo’s standard for censored enough.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"ball erection" is a pretty good username

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
The Balldo Twist!

You will need:

2 Balldos
Sex Lube
A friend!

1) Both participants must wear and lubricate their Balldos
2) Perform docking where each participant inserts their Balldo into the other's anus
3) Grab each other's penises for leverage
4) Twist!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick.

Imagine if they had this technology 100 years ago, that dude from the sun also rises would have been totally fine

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
In dedicated to the tug lyfe and proclaim this device HARAM

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Derpies posted:

In dedicated to the tug lyfe and proclaim this device HARAM

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I was thinking the penis was involved too...

But, no?

Does it just kinda flop around while you fuc with your balls?

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Art Angels 2 gonna be weird

Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh, so it is for dudes with completely non-functional penises but intact balls. it's a very awkward prosthetic dick.

i still fail to see the advantage of this over a strap-on or using an unattached dildo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should just get a penis implant.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


As a testicle haver, I can't see this functioning in any capacity that does not end with severe pain at minimum or testicle torsion at worse.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
As a person who has had their nuts sucked this has potential

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stick one of them on, shove a double ended up yourself, and you're just one limb short for your erotic octopus (eroctopus?) costume.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

blight rhino posted:

I was thinking the penis was involved too...

But, no?

Does it just kinda flop around while you fuc with your balls?

I assume you get to jerk it? That's the only way this would give me any pleasure

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lol at all the posters expressing disbelief in the use of this product when paying a someone to stomp on your nutsack was lifeblood to these forums.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Zil posted:

As a testicle haver, I can't see this functioning in any capacity that does not end with severe pain at minimum or testicle torsion at worse.

hhhhhmm.
*Hits you yoda'ishly with stick*
Penetration?
Eeeeerection?!
Heh! You. Know. Not. These things!
Or the device you would not seek!


*Sighs and unzips. Begins quietly teabagging a rock*

...No.
Ball-DO.
or Ball-DO-NOT.

There is no cry.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Bear's Balldo

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something?

By this standard women don't get anything out of sucking a dick or taking it up the rear end but they do it anyway. It's called taking one for the team, bub.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

By this standard women don't get anything out of sucking a dick or taking it up the rear end but they do it anyway. It's called taking one for the team, bub.

Lol women don’t get anything out of buttsex. Can you plz show me one woman who ever got a dry pussy from good anal or throating a swole knob? Show of hands. :sadpeanut:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


1redflag posted:

BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
balldo. apply directly to the balls
balldo. apply directly to the balls
balldo. apply directly to the balls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Where is Balldo!!?!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Balldo: The animated movie of a dildo-ified nutsack leading a pack of dogs pulling a dogsled with medical serum to Nome, Alaska.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It's a real bargain since you can use the same device to castrate your sheep

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And the whole device basically functions as a captive bolt stunner, it's truly a multitool for any farmer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This summer


One device


Will teach you...


*Ya'll Ready fo this begins to swell*

Ball.

DO

*Court horn*

..lie.


Balldo. Nuts to that, this summer in IMAX

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I'm one of those weird sexhavers who doesn't like his balls touched. This looks like suitable shielding for that

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I would have thought your Tindr profile would have counted enough

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SpaceAceJase posted:

I'm one of those weird sexhavers who doesn't like his balls touched. This looks like suitable shielding for that

Balldon’t

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

1redflag posted:

BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!

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lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

This is incredible, op

Thanks.

I see you changed the thread title.

Do you like this so much you've been moved to purchase a BALLDO™

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