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I dont know posted:The federal timetable was supposed to be 20 million doses administered by the end of 2020, estimated doses given at this point is about 4 million. We are only at 20% of where we are supposed to be. If anything, Joe's prediction is looking hella optimistic. As they're so quick to point out, he's not even president yet.
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Thanks, I hate it. ...what, no Garrison chiseled adonis figures, with rippling abs and a taut waistline?
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Jan 4, 2021 22:53
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
Yeah, what? Of all the things you could mock Biden for saying, why pick this? He's right, the vaccine probably won't be available for the general population until at least March or maybe even later, that's what all the doctors and other people involved have been saying and it matches up to what's happening in reality.
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Hi new politoons thread, hope this is the year Garrison finally goes full bore crazy and just draws himself surrounded by muscular animals, I think that would make him happier than he is now.
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Jan 4, 2021 23:00
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In an alternate timeline Garrison is the one making bank offa nice paintings of politicians and celebrities with pancakes on their head.
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Jan 4, 2021 23:12
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 Broelman:  After the cricket test match being played in Sydney they are due to move to Brisbane where they have strict quarantine procedures and sports players have to be in an isolated bubble, some Indian players are objecting to this but the Queensland government won't make exceptions. The Biloela family are Tamil asylum seekers who the government are trying to deport to Sri Lanka but since the children are Australian-born they have been in legal limbo and kept in isolation on Christmas Island for several years. Knight:  Spooner: 
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Jan 5, 2021 00:10
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Lodin posted:In an alternate timeline Garrison is the one making bank offa nice paintings of politicians and celebrities with pancakes on their head. Woah that guy is STILL doing that? And making a living as well????? Was he the guy that did Faithmouse?
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Jan 5, 2021 01:56
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OAquinas posted:Thanks, I hate it. Second to last
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Jan 5, 2021 01:59
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https://twitter.com/jacob_posts/status/1346246392449277952
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Jan 5, 2021 02:06
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Speaking of Garrison Ben Garrison posted:Ted Cruz, Super Senator and The Justice League
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Jan 5, 2021 02:07
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https://twitter.com/real_lil_d/status/1346260138076868610?s=20
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Jan 5, 2021 02:14
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drat, Garrison has a way more interesting style when he's drawing someone Trump has told him to dislike
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Jan 5, 2021 02:16
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Cloud Potato posted:
Context I feel is important to understand the role of Keir Starmer: https://twitter.com/jimcaris/status/1346126594109276161?s=20
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Jan 5, 2021 03:16
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https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346282762530013184 This is supposed to make Trump look cool?
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Jan 5, 2021 03:53
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346282762530013184 
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Jan 5, 2021 03:56
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Pants Donkey posted:again, it is amazing how Garrison’s opinion of anyone is based on how they’ve treated Trump in the past 24 hours. It's not even like, "he has his faults, but on this issue he is doing the right thing", he's actively renouncing any criticism he ever had of the guy previously now ted's done a thing ben likes. This loving guy
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Pants Donkey posted:Speaking of Garrison It's simultaneously  and  that that 'most admired man' poll is being held up as proof that there's no way Trump lost!Vivian Darkbloom posted:https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346282762530013184 The true purpose of Space Force -- assaulting Hillary's Lunar Base.
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346282762530013184 Meet Donald Jetson
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Raised By Birds posted:It's simultaneously
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Jan 5, 2021 04:46
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gently caress your fuckably-handsome Trump, I'll discuss this instead.
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Jan 5, 2021 07:10
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Korthal posted:gently caress your fuckably-handsome Trump, I'll discuss this instead.
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Jan 5, 2021 07:44
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Do we have a thread for this year's Gaybies yet? Is there someone going to do it? If not, I can.
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Pants Donkey posted:Speaking of Garrison Trump and Cruz are fascist icons, checks out. Also (illegal) aliens I guess.
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Vib Rib posted:drat, all these years and I thought it was just me. Nope, there are plenty of people out there with large feet.
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Jan 5, 2021 13:04
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https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346292119174975488 Apologies if this has already been discussed, but I have two questions: why are Hillary and McCain wearing ski-boots (I know why Hillary is missing one shoe), and who is the lady w/ the plane necklace and the redhead with the gun?
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Jan 5, 2021 15:28
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Who’s the lady with the ankle holster?
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Jan 5, 2021 15:34
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I'm guessing the woman with the plane is supposed to be Valerie Jarret, who while attorney general briefly met with Bill on her plane in late 2016. It was not a good look because the Justice Department was looking into Her Emails at the time.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:37
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This political cartoon needs more labels. Unironically for once.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:38
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For all the work Garrison put into this all the feet look weird. E: not clicking that but I'll bet the hands aren't great either.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:41
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Who’s the lady with the ankle holster? Huma Abedin, Hillary's right hand and secret lesbian lover. She's also the wife of Anthony Weiner. Like, still.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:43
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Mr. Squishy posted:https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1346292119174975488 And this is an older comic (McCain is still alive), so it predates the Biden boot.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:54
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Sinisterly enjoys a slice of pizza.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:54
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Korthal posted:gently caress your fuckably-handsome Trump, I'll discuss this instead.  I had never noticed that!
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Jan 5, 2021 15:54
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Just updated myself on what's what and I'm full of appreciation for Huma, Being married to loving Carlos Danger and not gutting him like a fish. In addition to all the other bullshit she has to take for Hillary.
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Jan 5, 2021 15:54
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How does the world work for these conspiracy theorists, where all their political enemies will have (or have already had) trials, and are even found guilty by a judge/jury, and get a sentence that mandates house arrest... but somehow they're able to tell the judge "keep this a secret"? Clinton and Biden and whoever else are convicted criminals wearing tracking anklets, but somehow no one ever mentioned that? These judges have the authority to enforce an incredibly strict surveillance and punishment but not to tell anyone? Makes you wonder how they keep getting away with their deep state shenanigans if they're being monitored 24/7.
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Jan 5, 2021 16:08
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As I understand it conspiracy theorists don't actually have a lot (or any) of strongly held beliefs, they pride themselves on "keeping an open mind" and rearranging their entire private little world view to justify whatever makes them feel in control of their lives at the moment.
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Jan 5, 2021 16:13
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The whole party runs on cognitive dissonance. You have the president telling people the vote in November was rigged while simultaneously telling them to go out and vote today. Part of it is pride. The deeper you get into this poo poo, the more of a gullible rube you appear when you admit you got suckered. So you make excuses for why things didn’t work out THIS time, pulling you deeper into the rabbit hole, and putting more of your ego on the line. It’s a feedback loop that ends in Satanic Pedophiles running a pizza store.
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Jan 5, 2021 16:17
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Also: If the issues you believe in are global omniscient conspiracies far too powerful to take down you needn't pay any mind to everyday petty injustices you could do something about! Ex: why protest police immunity when Clinton.
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Garrison takes commissions right? How hard would it be to trick him into drawing obscure fetish stuff?
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