Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I am gay and i like to have orgasms in butts

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

runnypoops posted:

I am gay and i like to have orgasms in butts

That sounds pretty fun

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

runnypoops posted:

I am gay and i like to have orgasms in butts

Well. I hope you brought enough for everyone.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Alienwarez posted:

How do I post if I am not funny or creative or smart or interesting

Lol

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe
I will never post in this thread.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So I made some microwaved cheese quesadillas. Using the carb balance tortillas. The spinach and sundried tomato flavors are pretty tasty.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
I'M DOING IT!
I'M POSTING!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Gomi Day posted:

I'M DOING IT!
I'M POSTING!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Be the change you want to see in the webpage!!!!!!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I posted way more in this thread than you lurkers and I'm not even trying get it together idiots you soon of a bitch

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
*son

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

runnypoops posted:

I am gay and i like to have orgasms in butts

username checks out

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
My momma always told me that if you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all. :colbert:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
poo poo with the best or lurk like the rest

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
its easier to post if you try to imagine your post as a person, or gerbil, and give it a name. like this post, which i have named wilfred.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

its all nice on rice posted:

The answer is bleach enemas.

So like, does the inner intestinal tract feel sensations the same way skin does? If I were to immerse my arm in bleach, it would burn. Would the bleach cause a burning sensation inside of me or would my body translate that into a different sensation? If it did burn, would it be like reverse taco bell or like being too close to a candle?

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

Who wants to charge their posting crystals with me?

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

deadeyez posted:

Who wants to charge their posting crystals with me?

I'll trying to multiplayer Starless with you, let's charge some mega-crystals.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me
Alright, I'll post. gently caress the mods!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



ungh yeah lets gently caress 'em

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
You know I'm surprised just how many posters with < 0.1 posts per day have AVs and poo poo. I don't know why but I guess for some reason I just imagined they wouldn't.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

Just post! You can be anyineb you want to be on the internet! Make a gimmick!

My gimmick is I only post in the worst threads just awfuo vile garbage and when they see me they know they hosed up!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Jove Tone posted:

Just post! You can be anyineb you want to be on the internet! Make a gimmick!

My gimmick is I only post in the worst threads just awfuo vile garbage and when they see me they know they hosed up!

Lol same

feller
Jul 5, 2006


if you're a lurker, you're not my friend

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Im still gay

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Is there much difference between a lurker and an uninteresting poster? Also am I a veteran yet? Am I old? Wise? Experienced? Am I used up and worthless?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
And if i refuse?¡

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

And if i refuse?¡

We cut your nuts off!!

No more nuts after 7pm you shouldn't be eating that close to bedtime anyway u lil piggy

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
I lurked for years before posting every now and then. You'd think my posts would be better

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew

runnypoops posted:

I am gay and i like to have orgasms in butts

nice

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

TheSpamalope posted:

Today I got a sony walkman with the door ripped off. It only goes one way

Most doors only go one way.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Schlong Connery posted:

I lurked for years before posting every now and then. You'd think my posts would be better

You're doing fine!

You want some orgasms in your butt? We got those

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

I think I'll wait and post once I'm three drinks in

DNAmage
Oct 8, 2005

Occult Scientist
Cannot turn to attack.
He mixes biotech and sorcery with sinister results
Posting in this thread because a mod told me to and I like to follow rules.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I think I'll wait and post once I'm three drinks in

Think I might join you. lurkers just think of how much youll be able to get away with when im litty on Several Hard Seltzers

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Vizzy or white claw?

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

He gets crazy on those seltzrss(hes gonna suck you off)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Edgar posted:

Vizzy or white claw?

truly seltzer lemonade is my #1. sometimes i get the regular white claw variety pack tho

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

You're doing fine!

You want some orgasms in your butt? We got those

I'll take four for now and a doggie bag for later, please.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Uppa
Nov 23, 2002

I post roughly 5 times a year, doing my part to keep SA an active and vibrant community.

No, please, there’s no need to thank me. I’m happy to be of service.

Edit: it turns out this was my 1224th post, which means my math is as bad as my posting.

Uppa fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Mar 12, 2021

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply