|
What they did to Lola bunny in the Space Jam reboot was criminal.
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 03:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 19:21 |
|
|
You Are A Elf posted:Jurassic Park is the only good Jurassic Park movie. The rest are dogshit, and the most recent one was just insulting to my intelligence (which isn’t saying much HEY YO). JP3 is schlocky fun. https://youtu.be/6s9sjPzyQjk
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 03:24
|
|
|
Caesar Saladin posted:M Knight Shyamalan's Old is the most compelling movie I've seen in a while. It is completely hilarious and unbearably stupid but it has bold creative moves and is overall interesting and memorable in its insanity. It approaches some kind of auteur piece, there's an obvious passion involved. You're spot on my dude. Ending was real good except for the coral bullshit. I also just rewatched all the craig bonds, and I think quantum is good if you watch it DIRECTLY after casino royale - otherwise it won't make much sense unless the other is very fresh in your memory. Spectre loving suuuuuuuuckssss so bad and im shocked sam mendes did it. It felt like they completely made up the entire plot and backstory of blofeld on a whim, 0% chance that was their master plan for the story arc from the onset of the series, ala lost.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 03:56
|
|
|
hot cocoa on the couch posted:superhero movies are all trash, no exceptions (no i will not watch your favourite one because it's "actually a really good film") gently caress you oval office, blades a masterpiece
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 04:16
|
|
|
lost in translation is creepy
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 04:19
|
|
|
From 1998 onward cinema has been worse
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 04:30
|
|
|
Inept posted:lost in translation is creepy well, yeah
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 04:31
|
|
|
Inept posted:lost in translation is creepy Sleepless in Seattle is a stalker film
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 04:35
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:well, yeah Bill Murray improvised kissing a teenager haha
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 05:16
|
|
|
kntfkr posted:It also glorifies nerds, when nerds are in fact bad and have helped ruin the world and taken all of its capital for themselves. I'd totally watch a revenge of the jocks movie. The jocks are able to see the future and what the world becomes with the nerds running everything. They then beat Zuck/Musk/Jobs/Bezos stand-ins to a pulp. End credits. 10/10. Academy Awards sweep.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 05:51
|
|
|
Jurassic Park feels like Luddite reactionary politics and the scum sucking lawyer was right, and we run thousands of zoos across the planet containing incredibly deadly animals with only very rare incidents caused by really dumb tourists. Not unpopular: once you get past the terrible set up, dinosaurs eating people is a good movie.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:08
|
|
|
Xaintrailles posted:First person should be the default perspective for films. 'peep show' the movie would be my absolute dream film just a few alterations though, it's a full blown psychological thriller character study instead of a dark social awkwardness comedy, so no mitch and webb the main and only pov character lives alone, has no friends or family, is morbidly obese and works a poo poo office bitch job where they're constantly and horrifically bullied their entire home life consists of eating fast food and aimlessly browsing reddit when they aren't having crippling panic attacks or doubled over in bed with horrible acid reflux and irritable bowel squirms they have no connects or money so their only addiction is lovely corn beer or malt liquor, whatever's cheaper. the cashier who works at the liquor store hates them and is constantly passive aggressive to them when they pass random people on the street they go on long paranoid monologues wondering if the things they overhear are secret digs at them. sometimes it's so intense they need to lay down in an alley and think they're dying at the end they try to commit suicide but just end up quadriplegic with body wide phantom pain now that would be my kind of movie
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:14
|
|
|
Both I and my father enjoy Waterworld.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:16
|
|
|
Jacobs ladder is actually really boring and forgettable There’s no such thing as a scary movie, and no whatever just popped into your head isn’t scary either Superhero movies are good and watching Avengers endgame in a packed theatre was an incredible experience Antichrist was amazing and it gets a bad rep because of chaos reigns meme Aliens is just…alright. It’s fine. So is the thing.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:27
|
|
|
The Thing is trash.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:29
|
|
|
Dumb and Dumber was the best movie of the '90s.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:38
|
|
|
Gregton would be a great name for a main character
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:39
|
|
|
Outpost22 posted:What they did to Lola bunny in the Space Jam reboot was criminal. If they had used the psycho stalker version of Lola because "she's a really good player" despite being a danger to Bugs, they could've slipped in a sly little commentary on predation and abuse on the NBA. But I guess making her boring and having her face on a constant state of allergic reaction works too.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 06:46
|
|
|
Stop! My rear end is on fire! 2 is the best film ever made
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 07:00
|
|
|
Vincent Van Goatse posted:Casting a PoC actor as James Bond is, I think, a bad idea because the core of the franchise is a fundamentally imperialist, sexist relic. I have no doubt there are dozens of actors of every race and gender identity who could play the role well, but it would be an exercise in whitewashing, so to speak. (which maybe we're there already, if you were serious about it the MCU would have been the chance to build a new Iron Man or Thor character from the ground up with whatever identity you wanted, but they're all still white dudes, shows where the money is) Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Under the Skin owns and is another one of those movies. Generally I'd rather watch a movie that tries to do its own thing and maybe doesn't quite pull it off than one that's perfectly executed and polished. Mute on Netflix had terrible reviews all around but I really liked it and thought it was memorable. Lost River was super weird but by god it was what Ryan Gosling wanted to do. And so on. ===== Unrelated to any of the above, an opinion: Guns Akimbo was complete rear end from top to bottom and Boss Level is the much better movie mimicking video games.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 07:16
|
|
|
-Kill Bill vol 1 is infinitely better than Kill Bill vol 2 -Universal Solider: Regeneration and Universal Solider: Day of Reckoning are among the top 5 action flicks in the past 15 years and the only reason why this opinion is unpopular is that hardly anyone has seen them -Movies are fun -Sequels are fine
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 07:49
|
|
|
MCU/DC films are all garbage that should be played during childrens cartoon hours. As soon as I hear a film is being re-made I simply burst into tears. Boner M fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Oct 8, 2021 |
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 08:48
|
|
|
Boner M posted:MCU/DC films are all garbage that should be played during childrens cartoon hours. how do you feel about the fly 1989 or suspiria 2018? ??
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:00
|
|
|
Mac and Cheese posted:how do you feel about the fly 1989 or suspiria 2018? They make me sick to my stomach. Particularly Suspiria, what an awful ridiculous idea remaking that
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:07
|
|
|
MCU movies are perfectly fine to watch once for some casual entertainment but don't stand up to repetition in the slightest and the very idea of crafting elaborate theories about them or forming a deep emotional attachment is puzzling, their cultural impact can be measured firmly on the production/merchandise side of things.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:16
|
|
|
Boner M posted:They make me sick to my stomach. how abt the ring and the depahted
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:17
|
|
|
oh poo poo I just realized the opinions don't have to be my own, just unpopular "Song of the South is perfectly fine!"
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:18
|
|
|
Al Pacino is a bad actor
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:23
|
|
|
Mac and Cheese posted:how abt the ring and the depahted All remakes. When I see a train coming toward me I sigh and rate it 0% on the Tomatometer.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:30
|
|
|
Sorcerer is a remake of Wages of Fear and its awesome.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:42
|
|
|
T Bowl posted:gently caress most Chris Nolan movies especially Inception. Christopher Nolan disappeared into his own rear end in a top hat immediately after The Prestige
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 09:49
|
|
|
Caesar Saladin posted:Sorcerer is a remake of Wages of Fear and its awesome. One of the better Tangerine Dream soundtracks.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:19
|
|
|
HD DAD posted:Sleepless in Seattle is a stalker film I don't get why Meg Ryan ended up with Tom Hank's at the end of You've Got Mail instead of braining him with a brick.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:24
|
|
|
Mister Speaker posted:Christopher Nolan disappeared into his own rear end in a top hat immediately after The Prestige totally. dark knight was pretty good but memento and the prestige were on a totally different level. i actually think the success of the dark knight destroyed his brain in some way here's another unpopular movie opinion tenet is the best of his pseudo-scifi-wankoff trilogy incl. inception and interstellar making all the time-reverse action scenes make some kind of sense and look right was actually a serious technical writing and production accomplishment the others definitely work better as "movies", but, gently caress movies
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:29
|
|
|
I'm pretty sure all of the "haha by executing your plan you have furthered my own plan" - "that may be so but furthering your plan was my plan all along" in Dark Knight is completely nonsensical and impossible in terms of what any character would actually have had to sit down and work out as a plan in advance. Nolan was best when he had limitations and low budgets. I remember enjoying Interstellar though.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:38
|
|
|
Vincent Van Goatse posted:Casting a PoC actor as James Bond is, I think, a bad idea because the core of the franchise is a fundamentally imperialist, sexist relic. I have no doubt there are dozens of actors of every race and gender identity who could play the role well, but it would be an exercise in whitewashing, so to speak. I'm guessing you've never heard of Priti Patel? Whorelord fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Oct 8, 2021 |
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:39
|
|
|
Hook is excellent
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 10:51
|
|
|
More movies should have overly horny sex scenes in them that don’t show penetration again. The humor would be worth the awfulness.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 11:35
|
|
|
Waltzing Along posted:The jocks are able to see the future and what the world becomes with the nerds running everything. They then beat Zuck/Musk/Jobs/Bezos stand-ins to a pulp. End credits. 10/10. Academy Awards sweep. Confusing lovely rich kids with nerds 3/10
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 11:38
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 19:21 |
|
|
PeterCat posted:JP3 is schlocky fun. Jurassic Park 3 is the 2nd best Jurassic Park movie because at least it knows exactly what it is. The Lost World has a few fun set pieces but takes way too long to get to them and is trying to shoehorn in a message about parenthood that completely alters Ian Malcolm and was already done better in the first movie. Jurassic World wants to be a satire of reboots and corporate synergy but then just falls into embracing those things. There are glimpses of a decent action movie but they're jammed in there with about 6 other scripts all fighting for the spotlight, and generally the dumbest script wins each time. Jurassic World 2 was dumb as hell but refused to admit this. You have a dinosaur basically wink at the camera before killing a guy, but then end it on a weird somber note with a cloned kid comparing their life to the life of a dinosaur.
|
|
#
?
Oct 8, 2021 13:15
|
|
