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Elizabeth's gonna ask Charles to see her one last time and then detonate a bomb to blow them both the gently caress up.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Man when I saw those hosed up pictures of Prince Philip in the car looking like the inverse side of deer skin drawn torturously taut over a rack like proto-Cryptkeeper and his eyes were bulging in this tormented ocular yowl with his mouth gnarled back in a sneering rictus poo poo looked like he was looking death head on hovering in front of his very eyes as some kind of blind spot optic disc phantom and he was just in utter terror for those last few weeks as it chawed into his mortal coil man I was high as gently caress and I had a bad case of feeling like the JPEG was gonna turn and gaze into me at the other end of the computer screen and do the Donald Sutherland scream from Invasion of the Body Snatchers When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
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Oct 30, 2021 14:33
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i bet alec baldwin kills her
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Oct 30, 2021 14:33
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LONG LIVE QUEEN MEGHAN
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Oct 30, 2021 14:33
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But if she dies then Hitler finally wins. We can't let Hitler win WW2
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Man when I saw those hosed up pictures of Prince Philip in the car looking like the inverse side of deer skin drawn torturously taut over a rack like proto-Cryptkeeper and his eyes were bulging in this tormented ocular yowl with his mouth gnarled back in a sneering rictus poo poo looked like he was looking death head on hovering in front of his very eyes as some kind of blind spot optic disc phantom and he was just in utter terror for those last few weeks as it chawed into his mortal coil man I was high as gently caress and I had a bad case of feeling like the JPEG was gonna turn and gaze into me at the other end of the computer screen and do the Donald Sutherland scream from Invasion of the Body Snatchers The photo got funny when I found out the reason its cropped isn't to focus on Philips face and scare the mortals with his visage, its to do that and crop out his long time mistress who is with him from the photo.
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Oct 30, 2021 14:39
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Funnily enough after living in central london a long time it finally happened: I road raged at the queen this week. Her silly purple limo ran straight through the pedestrian crossing i was in and I did my usual near death in traffic move - raising my arms and shouting "WHASSUP?!" as they slowly crept by. Was still giving stink eye as it dawned on me who was in back cowering in a purple hat
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Oct 30, 2021 14:40
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:Funnily enough after living in central london a long time it finally happened: I road raged at the queen this week. Her silly purple limo ran straight through the pedestrian crossing i was in and I did my usual near death in traffic move - raising my arms and shouting "WHASSUP?!" as they slowly crept by. Was still giving stink eye as it dawned on me who was in back cowering in a purple hat And then everyone stood up and clapped and whatever the hell the English national bird is swooped down and colonized a country full of people with skin tones darker than a Klansman's hood
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Oct 30, 2021 14:41
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Maybe that cromwell guy wasn't so bad after all. The Irish Genocide Proponent has logged on
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Oct 30, 2021 14:41
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You never know - he could come back.
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Oct 30, 2021 14:53
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Pistol_Pete posted:Boris'll announce that he's defying the rules to give the British public the day off to mourn that they deserve and the Tories will bounce up another 5 points in the polls. with a work ethic this lackluster, it's no wonder you have to import your sex arses
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Oct 30, 2021 14:56
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It's going to be weird as hell when she kicks it and every Commonwealth country is going to have to change their money to have Charles on it instead.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:04
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:It's going to be weird as hell when she kicks it and every Commonwealth country is going to have to change their money to have Charles on it instead. I'm sure here Trudeau will insist his pictures gets put on everything.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:14
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Vakal posted:I'm sure here Trudeau will insist his pictures gets put on everything. I'm sure more flattering pictures of him will emerge from his past. They'd be suitable.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:17
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When she dies, I really want a biopic starring the following: Lil Kim as Queen Elizabeth Willie Nelson as Prince Phillip Flavor Flav as Prince Charles Bridgette Nielsen as Lady Di R. Kelly as Prince Andrew Yolandi Visser as Princess Ann Post Malone as Prince William Eminem as Prince Harry
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Oct 30, 2021 15:24
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Thundercloud posted:I'm sure more flattering pictures of him will emerge from his past. They'd be suitable. 
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Oct 30, 2021 15:25
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:It's going to be weird as hell when she kicks it and every Commonwealth country is going to have to change their money to have Charles on it instead. We change what our money looks like all the time in Canada its nbd
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Oct 30, 2021 15:27
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It'll be announced on remembrance Sunday
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Oct 30, 2021 15:32
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How could Meghan do this to Lizzie? 
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Oct 30, 2021 15:38
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picturing an MF DOOM situation where it turns out she's been dead for months and has been using lookalikes in her public appearances (and i shouted at a stand-in)
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Oct 30, 2021 15:40
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:Funnily enough after living in central london a long time it finally happened: I road raged at the queen this week. Her silly purple limo ran straight through the pedestrian crossing i was in and I did my usual near death in traffic move - raising my arms and shouting "WHASSUP?!" as they slowly crept by. Was still giving stink eye as it dawned on me who was in back cowering in a purple hat 'ats tha way to give 'er ta' ol' blighty me mate
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Oct 30, 2021 15:47
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she will die on Sunday and rule eternally as a Ghost Queen
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Oct 30, 2021 15:48
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Big Beef City posted:'ats tha way to give 'er ta' ol' blighty me mate reported for assuming i'm british
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Oct 30, 2021 15:51
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BORIS ASSURES NATION: DESPITE RESEMBLANCE TO DOOM'S WEED MAN 'BIGG BEN KLINGON', LIZ ALIVE AND WELL; MUSH-MOUTHED RAP PERFORMANCE WAS 'JUST PART OF THE WHOLE VILLAIN PERSONA'
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Oct 30, 2021 15:54
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dr.acula posted:We change what our money looks like all the time in Canada its nbd Yeah but the one end of the coins has been Liz for so drat long it's going to be weird as hell to have Chuck's dumb face on it. That poo poo hasn't changed in decades.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:54
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Bad Purchase posted:Kinda wild that in her lifetime England went from the seat of arguably the dominant global empire to a tertiary global power in the post-WW2 era to the current global backwater that isn't even significant enough to have EU membership and whose top political leader is most known for getting stuck on a zipline. Surely her reign will be considered among the worst in terms of the securing the wealth and prominence of her homeland, right? I mean, there are probably worse, like whoever was in charge when the French conquered them in 1066, but that's going back pretty far. imagine seeing churchill do his thing when your young then on the way out its bojo lmao
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Oct 30, 2021 15:55
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Barudak posted:The photo got funny when I found out the reason its cropped isn't to focus on Philips face and scare the mortals with his visage, its to do that and crop out his long time mistress who is with him from the photo. Wasn't there something about how the British press weren't allowed to report on William cheating on Kate?
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Oct 30, 2021 15:55
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190 years old, it's not a bad innings.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:56
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Yeah but the one end of the coins has been Liz for so drat long it's going to be weird as hell to have Chuck's dumb face on it. That poo poo hasn't changed in decades. Just put Wayne Gretzky on all of your coinage and be done with it.
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Oct 30, 2021 15:58
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Just put Wayne Gretzky on all of your coinage and be done with it. His restaurant sucks though and his wine is mediocre.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:00
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Robo Reagan posted:imagine seeing churchill do his thing when your young then on the way out its bojo lmao Which "thing" was Churchill doing, the racism or the alcoholism?
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Oct 30, 2021 16:01
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Bad Purchase posted:Kinda wild that in her lifetime England went from the seat of arguably the dominant global empire to a tertiary global power in the post-WW2 era to the current global backwater that isn't even significant enough to have EU membership and whose top political leader is most known for getting stuck on a zipline. Surely her reign will be considered among the worst in terms of the securing the wealth and prominence of her homeland, right? I mean, there are probably worse, like whoever was in charge when the French conquered them in 1066, but that's going back pretty far. Being in two world wars ran England ragged. They essentially financed WWI. Before WWI London was the seat of world finance, afterwards New York was. Liz got onboard on the way down.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:01
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:His restaurant sucks though and his wine is mediocre. So then he's a useless figurehead that contributes nothing positive? Seems like he's already royalty and even more suited for coinage.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:04
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:His restaurant sucks though and his wine is mediocre. Where is your statue outside of the Staples Center, bub?
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Oct 30, 2021 16:09
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Yeah but the one end of the coins has been Liz for so drat long it's going to be weird as hell to have Chuck's dumb face on it. That poo poo hasn't changed in decades. perchance they shall go back to that long ago day of 1971 when they became better humans and ruled out such things as their farthing "equivalent to 1/960 of a pound sterling"
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Oct 30, 2021 16:10
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Nooner posted:Where is your statue outside of the Staples Center, bub? I know man, we can all joke about queen elizabeth's impending death but dude. he's the Great One. show some respect.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:12
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Caesar Saladin posted:i bet alec baldwin kills her It was the Queen's Armorer, keep up.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:15
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Yeah but the one end of the coins has been Liz for so drat long it's going to be weird as hell to have Chuck's dumb face on it. That poo poo hasn't changed in decades. New British coins will be an oval shape so as to fit in his ears.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:17
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It would be super hosed up if she lived forever. For several reasons!
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When she dies we'll get...at least 2 extra public holidays ! One for the funeral and one for the the coronation. Fingers crossed its like 5 days as I have to work all public holidays so its overtime at double time  A colleague in Kuwait got like 30 days of public holiday when the Emir died - now thats what I'm talking about.
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