The Trial of Josh Duggar: 12.5 years (and counting!) in prison

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

appropriatemetaphor posted:

when asked if they could handle being shown sexually explicit images featuring children the juror replied sure i've got loads on my computer at home

I'm imagining a situation on like on To Catch a Predator where they end up with a bunch of pedos piling up inside the front door because they're all so gung ho to walk into an obvious trap.

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The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Holy poo poo

Maybe once he beats this he can become the Jared Fogle of Apple computers! Weird how that guy hasn't done any ads in awhile.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 22:28

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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WHAT DID JIM BOB DUGGAR SAY AT THE EVIDENTIARY HEARING?
Jim Bob Duggar had to take the stand in an Arkansas court Monday to testify on behalf of the prosecution in an evidentiary hearing, according to People.
The Duggar patriarch repeatedly said he couldn't remember the details of Josh's admissions that he had inappropriately touched five underage girls, identified during the hearing as Jane Does 1 through 4.
"This was something for a young man to come forward," he said, calling it a "juvenile record" and a "sealed case."
He also said, "I can't remember" when asked about a police report about the allegations and called it "tabloid information."
"I'm not going to allow it, are you going to allow for that?" he asked judge Timothy L. Brooks.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 22:39

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Evangelical Christians: notorious for their dislike of memorizing things.

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Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

wow apparently Josh was running Gentoo

# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:43

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

i heard he was running HML http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/Site/Home.html

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runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Molsetsing children is hosed up

# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:53

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

*camera pans over to a gigantic pile of star trek dvds entered as evidence.

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Judge is really not holding back

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JUDGE THOUGHT JIM BOB DUGGAR WAS 'OBVIOUSLY RELUCTANT' TO TESTIFY AGAINST JOSH DUGGAR
To resolve the matter, the judge called for an evidentiary hearing, held on Monday, during which Josh Duggar's father, Jim Bob Duggar, and his longtime family friend, Bobye Holt, were called by the prosecution to testify.
During his testimony, Jim Bob, 56, said he couldn't remember the details of Duggar's admissions that he had touched the victims, identified during the proceeding as Jane Does 1 through 4.
"The Court found Mr. Duggar's selective lapse in memory to be not credible; he was obviously reluctant to testify against his son," Brooks wrote in his ruling on whether to allow the molestation scandal in the trial

Holy poo poo

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In another audio recording played for the court, Josh Duggar was asked by an agent if he was aware of what peer-to-peer was, according to a Sun reporter at the trial.
Josh admitted he was "familiar" with it and that he knew of something "like a Tor browser." He claimed in the audio that they would upload "encrypted" stuff for the cars because it was safer.
The agent told him Tor was dark web, while torrents were for peer to peer.
Duggar then claimed he didn't know which one was meant and that he was confused.

After that questioning in the interview, Josh asked the agents why they were at the car lot, according to audio played for the court.
After an agent informed him that they worked with child porn, Josh asked if something was going on with his devices.
He asked whether that IP address was marked, according to the interview. When the agent said yes, Duggar asked if it would be narrowed down to a device, and said he respected that the agents were there to work, saying, "I understand."
After the audio was played, Agent Faulkner testified that they hadn't previously been aware a Tor browser had been used.
He said that Josh using Tor for car photos, as claimed, didn't "make sense."
"Tor is anonymous," he said, adding that the dark web wasn't a good place to sell cars.

Yeah, dark web is great for car sales

Also

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In the audio interview played for the court, Josh Duggar said he was "not denying guilt" but that he wasn't going to say anything that might incriminate him.
He said he wasn't saying whether he was guilty or not, according to the clip played for the court that a Sun reporter heard at the trial Wednesday.

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Dec 2, 2021

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

When I was 6 I told my mom I could handle Alien and I suspect this is going to go the same way for those jurors.

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

AHH F/UGH posted:

I guess that's just what I gleaned from this tweet

I'm not sure what "child sex abuse materials" are, but yeah they hopefully don't loving damage people by showing this poo poo to them.

"Child sex abuse material"(CSAM) is what child pornography is called now.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 14:55

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

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During his testimony, Jim Bob, 56, said he couldn't remember the details of Duggar's admissions that he had touched the victims, identified during the proceeding as Jane Does 1 through 4.

Jane Does 1 through 4 being Jim Bob's daughters.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 14:58

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

people who are famous (even marginally TLC famous) and people who committed crimes against children both are often placed in solitary for their own protection, so they dont get attacked by other prisoners

he's been caught red handed with the kind of stuff that nobody wants to grant mercy or lenience in sentencing

he's going away for decades at least and he's going to be in isolation the entire time

like the goon upthread said, there's a decent chance he's going to take his own life rather than face his punishment

that was me and i think i mostly stand by it. its clear he thinks daddy and his connections with evangelical monsters will get him off but its clear that they wont. but thats not gonna fly when he is basicaly watching the most graphic child rape poo poo possible because he was born a monster plus daddy loving him by going full "everything but jizzing in your wife sends you to hell" sex education. like its clear from him during the trial and all that poo poo is he legit doesnt get how bad this poo poo is and that kinda poo poo gonna fall like a ton weight on his head.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:06

Thundercloud: Mar 28, 2010; To boldly be eaten where no grot has been eaten before!

The 'raping your sisters is ok, I will do nothing about it and pretend it never happened even though everyone knows that it did' from the dad doesn't look good.

Are Jane Doe's 1-4 testifying for the prosecution or defence?

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:08

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Thundercloud posted:

The 'raping your sisters is ok, I will do nothing about it and pretend it never happened even though everyone knows that it did' from the dad doesn't look good.

Are Jane Doe's 1-4 testifying for the prosecution or defence?

prosecution. its very clear jim bob is basicaly ok with this kinda poo poo and just wishes sonny josh had just been quieter about it.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:09

Thundercloud: Mar 28, 2010; To boldly be eaten where no grot has been eaten before!

Does this mean that those girls finally broke free to hopefully get help and lead normal lives outside of the cult?

That would be great news.

I hope Josh Duggar gets 40 years though and doesn't get a governor's pardon.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:11

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

prosecution. its very clear jim bob is basicaly ok with this kinda poo poo and just wishes sonny josh had just been quieter about it.

I feel like I read somewhere that he (or someone in his family) thought that the girls were "tempting" Josh into molesting them

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:21

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Thundercloud posted:

Does this mean that those girls finally broke free to hopefully get help and lead normal lives outside of the cult?

That would be great news.

I hope Josh Duggar gets 40 years though and doesn't get a governor's pardon.

he won't get a governors pardon or any kind of pardon. he isnt some psycho navy seal or some weird rear end in a top hat who got caught looking at chicks who ended up being 17 or whatever. he got caught at his lovely auto store with gently caress tons of toddler torture and rape porn. his daddy isnt gonna save him

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:22

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I feel like I read somewhere that he (or someone in his family) thought that the girls were "tempting" Josh into molesting them

oh absolutely. i wont be shocked if Jim bob did some really hosed up poo poo too, though no where near this kinda horror. its why he tried to keep little josh hosed up urges under wraps.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:23

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Thundercloud posted:

I hope Josh Duggar gets 40 years though and doesn't get a governor's pardon.

They're federal charges, which is good because Sarah Huckabee Sanders is pretty much guaranteed to be the next governor of Arkansas.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:25

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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His parents will blame his wife for this at the end of the day, if they haven�t already.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:26

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I feel like I read somewhere that he (or someone in his family) thought that the girls were "tempting" Josh into molesting them

probably, the weird and repressive patriarchy you see in this christian cults usually means that dumb simple men are blameless for their falling into sin, being led on and tempted by those sinful wicked females with their exposed ankles and non-covered hair

jim bob most likely sees his daughters as inferior beings and so he simply doesn't care if they're molested, so long as its kept in the family or church. this is also one of the reasons these people get so bent up about abortion, they see abortion as avoiding the rightful consequences of a shameless hussy and her vagina-having leading on a poor innocent man who was just hypnotized into sticking his dick into her outside of marriage

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:32

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he won't get a governors pardon or any kind of pardon. he isnt some psycho navy seal or some weird rear end in a top hat who got caught looking at chicks who ended up being 17 or whatever. he got caught at his lovely auto store with gently caress tons of toddler torture and rape porn. his daddy isnt gonna save him

iirc, feds don't really go to trial unless they're certain they can nail someone to the wall.

I'm guessing their case is pretty ironclad.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:33

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I gotta tell ya,

Jim Bob Duggar
Josh Duggar
Bobbye Holt

Look they're all guilty ok? All of 'em. Chaw spittin in-bred morons can't even name themselves out of a paper bag. Gran-pappy Jimmy Jam Chipper done gone roll over in his grave over this.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:41

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Rad-daddio posted:

iirc, feds don't really go to trial unless they're certain they can nail someone to the wall.

I'm guessing their case is pretty ironclad.

i mean yeah pretty much. dudes hosed unless some how everyone wants to just let him off which i doubt.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:45

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Rad-daddio posted:

iirc, feds don't really go to trial unless they're certain they can nail someone to the wall.

I'm guessing their case is pretty ironclad.

I mean, his personal computer partitioned with Linux and full of horrific sexual abuse images and movies, along with his "Hey you guys here because someone's downloading child porn?" outburst when the feds raided him are some pretty decent pieces of evidence

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:46

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:48

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

*wriggles hands lawyer-ly*
"...and then, he recompiled his kernel"

*multiple jurors begin gasping and sobbing*

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actually3raccoons: Jun 5, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

His defense team lead with "He's too stupid/uneducated to do this advanced computer stuff" so trying to shift the blame to generic "hackers" is probably going to come up in an attempt to sow doubt. Hopefully it won't work, and he'll end up in jail for the rest of his miserable life.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

Black lady hackers are know to terrorize racist hillbilly morons, seems plausible

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:54

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

Ugh, this seems plausible.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:56

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers)

you mean to say docking's gonna be on the table in this trial?

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:56

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

"And here you can see on this chart..."

code:

ipconfig /release
...

*jurors vomiting in their stalls, panic in the court room*

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Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

actually3raccoons posted:

His defense team lead with "He's too stupid/uneducated to do this advanced computer stuff" so trying to shift the blame to generic "hackers" is probably going to come up in an attempt to sow doubt. Hopefully it won't work, and he'll end up in jail for the rest of his miserable life.

this might work if he could keep his mouth shut. fortunately for the prosecution, he's all but blurted out his guilt

# ? Dec 2, 2021 15:56

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

actually3raccoons posted:

His defense team lead with "He's too stupid/uneducated to do this advanced computer stuff" so trying to shift the blame to generic "hackers" is probably going to come up in an attempt to sow doubt. Hopefully it won't work, and he'll end up in jail for the rest of his miserable life.

it won't. maybe if he didnt have his super sorid past but its clear he is capable of this kinda poo poo.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 16:10

Thundercloud: Mar 28, 2010; To boldly be eaten where no grot has been eaten before!

Yeah, he's someone of upstanding and fine character - four sisters testify he molested them.

But it's the US, he could get off and be a state senator in five years time.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 16:13

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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His punishment the first time was to hang out with a family friend who also ended up being a pedophile.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 16:17

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Thundercloud posted:

Yeah, he's someone of upstanding and fine character - four sisters testify he molested them.

But it's the US, he could get off and be a state senator in five years time.

in 2010 or so when he was king of the evangelical world. sure. now, dudes tainted. daddy will try to get him off but daddy might very well lose his primary or whatever because his son beats off to kid torture.

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Aardvark! posted:

maybe the jury will be completely inbred hicks (his piers) and they'll just go WHATS A LINUX.. I DONT TRUST THIS COMPUTER STUFF... HE MUSTA BEEN HACKED

The bundy shitheads livestreamed themselves trashing federal property for ... days? weeks? I forget. Anyway they all walked because a jury in America will always be maximum stupid.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 16:23

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