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Genesplicer so old his blood type is dust
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*stiltedly from cue card* Gene Splicer is so old that...uh...well...you know...he's old.
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Dec 2, 2021 05:52
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Genesplicer so old, he was a first responder for the Cambrian Explosion.
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Dec 2, 2021 05:53
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OP is so old they buy their hydrochlorothiazide at Eckerd.
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Dec 2, 2021 05:54
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Genesplicer so old, he started with Dragonball A.
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Dec 2, 2021 05:55
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Genesplicer so old, he remembers when solar power was invented.
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Dec 2, 2021 05:59
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Genesplicer so old, he measures weed in dimetrodon bags.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:07
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Genesplicer so old, he watches movies on betamax I can't stop laughing at this.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:17
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Philthy posted:I can't stop laughing at this. It is loving hilarious, yes.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:18
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Genesplicer so old, the OP of this thread was Methuselah.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:19
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genesplicer so old he immediately moved to florida after stepping off the mayflower
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Dec 2, 2021 06:24
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Genesplicer so old, he measures his birthdays by the half-life of the proton.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:25
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Genesplicer so old, when his grandkids got him a "#1 Grandpa" t-shirt, they meant he was literally the first one.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:29
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Genesplicer's so old, by the time humor was invented he found it all too newfangled.
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Dec 2, 2021 06:51
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Genesplicer is so old he remembers when things were still manufactured in America, before homosapiens crossed the Bering Strait and started outsourcing everything
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Dec 2, 2021 07:25
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Genesplicer's so old he remembers when the forums search function worked.
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Dec 2, 2021 07:52
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By faith Genesplicer, when he was tried, offered up Isaac: and he that had received the promises offered up his only begotten e: gently caress sorry I got beat on this exact same joke like 8 times I need to read better vaginite fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Dec 2, 2021 |
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Dec 2, 2021 08:02
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God said let there be light and Gene said who the duck do you think is paying for that, because he is old and old people frequently complain about power bills
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Dec 2, 2021 08:04
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Gene is so old when he feels romantic he looks at his wife and says "oh pins and needles!"
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Dec 2, 2021 09:10
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Genesplicer so old he remembers the first four mambos
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Dec 2, 2021 09:52
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genesplicer is really loving old.
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Dec 2, 2021 09:59
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genesplicer is so old he's like "what the gently caress is zero"
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Dec 2, 2021 10:36
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Genesplicer's so old he suffers from back pain!
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Dec 2, 2021 10:46
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gene splicer is so old he was circumcised by john kellogg
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Dec 2, 2021 10:57
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Genesplicer so old he walked from Europe to America
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Dec 2, 2021 13:04
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Genesplicer so old he turned on the Sun
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Dec 2, 2021 13:04
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genesplicer so old he social security number is 1
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Dec 2, 2021 13:08
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Bunch of olds here trying to make themselves feel better by posting about someone even older. https://youtu.be/r2dY8Vv_TFY
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Dec 2, 2021 13:09
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Genesplicer so old he remembers writing down the exploits of himself and his pal Enkidu
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Dec 2, 2021 13:17
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Genesplicer is so old he still refers to Europe as the new world.
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Dec 2, 2021 13:21
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genesplicer so old he still has a bone to pick with ea-nasir
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Dec 2, 2021 13:27
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genesplicer so old he probably gonna die sooner than the rest of us
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Dec 2, 2021 14:14
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Genesplicer is so old he thinks detachable shirt collars are a sign of laziness and degeneracy in washerwomen.
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Dec 2, 2021 14:29
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Genesplicer so old he has vestigial fins
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Dec 2, 2021 14:32
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Genesplicer so old he smell
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Dec 2, 2021 14:43
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Genesplicer so old he distinctly remembers telling his wife not to look back, but she did and she became a pile of salt
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Dec 2, 2021 15:04
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Genesplicer is so old I told him "act your age" and he turned into dust
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Dec 2, 2021 15:05
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Genesplicer so old that he’s a long forgotten Mesopotamian river spirit of stupid rear end posteriori probes
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Dec 2, 2021 15:44
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Genesplicer so old he thinks "classic rock" refers to the precambrian period
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Dec 2, 2021 15:45
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Genesplicer is so old that when he finds a fossil he's like "Oh poo poo, Gary! Wow! Hey, how's it goin'? ...Gary? GARRRRRRYYYYYYY!" and then he shakes his useless fists skyward at a whole pantheon of indifferent gods
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