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if you are like me and this just made you miss hugo weaving, do yourself a favor and watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGWWeourHUg if you haven't already
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I'll watch anything
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Dec 25, 2021 11:47
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I'm a huge cinema slut
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Dec 25, 2021 11:49
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i didn't expect neo to kiss morpheus so much but it was cool.
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Dec 25, 2021 11:55
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Was there at least 1 (one) good action scene in the movie? That's what I liked about the original Matrix. Basically every fight/action scene in it was superb and the cinematography (both for the time and sort of still now) was awesome
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Professor Shark posted:I'll watch anything me too man. i'm generally inclined to enjoy movies, people seem to go into movies with a very cynical mindset but i'm just looking for what I like.
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Dec 25, 2021 12:05
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when the matrix baby said 'goo goo ga ga i know kung fu' my dogs attacked me. i am posting from the hospital.
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Dec 25, 2021 12:07
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Collapsing Farts posted:The problem is the director already butchered her baby with matrix 2 and 3. Then she made a whole mess of garbage movies i would rather have something like this, that has some pretty big issues, but manages to be a better sequel generally than her prior work, grows the mythos in useful/interesting ways, than something like yet another marvel imitator that was all but certain to have happened w/o her
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Dec 25, 2021 12:08
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I liked when Smith said Mr. Anderson.
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Me too. He really draws it out, like he's having fun with it. Miisssster Anderrrson. All the time in the world. I'd be like MisterAnderson really fast (because it's Neo!), but he really goes for a walk around the park with it. MAYBE BECAUSE TIME IS A CONSTRUCT?!?!?!Caesar Saladin posted:me too man. i'm generally inclined to enjoy movies, people seem to go into movies with a very cynical mindset but i'm just looking for what I like. Yeah, same. I enjoy stuff for the most part so long as the acting is good. I'm always painting Warhammer when I watch stuff anyway, unless it's something I've been looking forward to.
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remigious posted:I think this movie was, like others have said, dumb but fun. IMO really suffers from the lack of Larry and Hugo. They were definitely missed. I didn't follow any news about the movie so I was sort of left wondering while watching.
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Dec 25, 2021 15:46
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Professor Shark posted:I'm always painting Warhammer when I watch stuff anyway, unless it's something I've been looking forward to. Hmm perhaps paint fumes would improve the Matrix 4 experience
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Dec 25, 2021 15:53
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Katamari Democracy posted:The Merovingian cracked me the gently caress up ngl Face-Zucker-suck and cock-me-climatey-Wiki-piss-and-poo poo
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Dec 25, 2021 15:57
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They should have made it Matrix 4D and then filled the theater with stinkbombs (the fourth dimension is smell)
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Dec 25, 2021 15:57
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Or called it Matrix 40DD and made the movie about plus sized women with big cans
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Dec 25, 2021 15:58
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incredible that keanu got the blonde guy from bill and ted in another movie
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Who What Now posted:Or called it Matrix 40DD and made the movie about plus sized women with big cans This.
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Dec 25, 2021 16:07
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im an hour and a half into it and this movie sucks balls it has a halfway interesting first 20 minutes and then is bad
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ElectricSheep posted:Face-Zucker-suck and cock-me-climatey-Wiki-piss-and-poo poo Like, he's referencing stuff from our modern world. Is there a Mark Zuckerberg in the Matrix continuity and if so, he's specifically referring to the person from the human past before it became the Matrix for some reason? I somewhat enjoyed the first 1/3rd where it was just a generic parody of sequel retooling and corporate poo poo and I could believe that the robots would frame the humans' experiences as a movie/video game. Just that this part was going past that into full "this kinda doesn't make sense within the movie logic right now" territory. JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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bro what the gently caress is KUJAKU lmfao this poo poo is rear end
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balls deep in my SEBAYBAY plushie
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JazzFlight posted:So, for people who love this scene, was it supposed to legit break the fourth wall like Deadpool? if you can't figure this out yourself it means you're trapped in a matrix dude. you got matrix all over ya...you better hit the showers.
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The Merovingian really went from Wine to Wino am I right?
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Sourdough Sam posted:The Merovingian really went from Wine to Wino am I right? Question for a friend, can he still make orgasm cake?
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Dec 25, 2021 18:01
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There's a scene where fat Neo (don't ask) starts shoveling them cakes into his mouth
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Neo got cucked literally by a guy named Chad.
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before I sat down to watch it I challenged myself with a "let's try to watch this without getting annoyed." it freed me from getting caught up in all the 'cringe' bits and left me pondering a movie that was a unique blend of sincere and cynical. It really wanted to take the time to address just about any type of relationship someone might have with the matrix instead of relying on a tight narrative like the first film did-- but it's not the first film and it knows that. I genuinely enjoyed what this movie had to criticize and it felt very earnest in its criticisms.
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hell astro course posted:before I sat down to watch it I challenged myself with a "let's try to watch this without getting annoyed." it freed me from getting caught up in all the 'cringe' bits and left me pondering a movie that was a unique blend of sincere and cynical. It really wanted to take the time to address just about any type of relationship someone might have with the matrix instead of relying on a tight narrative like the first film did-- but it's not the first film and it knows that. I genuinely enjoyed what this movie had to criticize and it felt very earnest in its criticisms. thats cool how did you feel about KUJAKU the robot stingray that flew down into Io apropos of nothing
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Dec 25, 2021 18:25
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Ichabod Tane posted:thats cool how did you feel about KUJAKU the robot stingray that flew down into Io apropos of nothing I thought "wonder what that's all about. guess maybe somebody really like the lil robot human gardner bugs. Zion got cancelled and they all live in an etsy colony now."
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I guess I really really don't care if the movie I am watching criticises anything or not I guess what I'm all about is good characters, a cool story and narrative and neat action scenes. Of which this movie did not deliver, it seems
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Dec 25, 2021 18:32
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Ichabod Tane posted:bro i kept expecting dr. horrible to start dancing and be all "why tell you about my evil plan, mr, anderson....when I can sing about it!"
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Dec 25, 2021 18:34
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Novo posted:welcome to "io" it's like "zion" but with less typing. do you like our organic strawberries, neo? ball bearing morpheus grew them himself under these artificial lights that plants grow under, a sort of "grow light" if you will i honestly thought it was a metaphor for trying to run your online teespring/etsy/youtubechannel. here you go humans have your lil colony but at what cost. is there any way to escape the dang matrix?
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Dec 25, 2021 18:37
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I agree that my children are an illusion holding me back from flying
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Matrix only had one metaphor and it's shooting dudes in slo-mo. It represents shooting dudes in slo-mo
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im neo fighting, what I imagine, people think NYC graffiti artists look like or, the lost children of Hook. idk, you decide
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you guys are all talking about how dumnb the matrix is but it's sounding kinda rad
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Dec 25, 2021 19:35
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Neo's civilian identity had been fully named in this movie and it's not Andre's son. It's Matt Ricks
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Professor Shark posted:you guys are all talking about how dumnb the matrix is but it's sounding kinda rad It’s extremely rad actually
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HD DAD posted:It’s extremely rad actually  Going to watch it again later today. Easily the best Matrix sequel, although thats an extremely low bar to set.
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after i finished watching this i already had an urge to rewatch it. took me a little bit at the beginning to realize what they were going for with their meta-commentary but i ended up loving it. action sequences were kinda boring though. NPH was probably the best part of the movie
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