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naem
May 29, 2011

in one of my several small, horrible NYC apts there was a corner store nearby that had a tiny plug in electric grill and would make a breakfast sandwich that was a fried egg on a bun. No options.

the incredibly intense angry man who was there 24/7 would loudly intonate SALT, PEPPER, KETCHUP as he made your sandwich.

this was not a question, “would you like salt, pepper or perhaps ketchup?” he added them no matter what. Attempts at conversation would only prompt a louder SALT PEPPER KETCHUP from him.

if he spoke no english and forgot his home tongue but had memorized those three worlds phonetically that was about how much social interaction you could get.

also he’d say DOLLARTWENNYFIVE.

you could also get a very small cup of bad coffee TOODALLAH for both

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
last time i was in NYC i had lunch at this place that served GRILLED LOBSTER BURGERS

they were... realy loving good... and yes...

i put ketchip on them :twisted:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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precision posted:

last time i was in NYC i had lunch at this place that served GRILLED LOBSTER BURGERS

they were... realy loving good... and yes...

i put ketchip on them :twisted:

Seems like straight up melted butter would have been the best choice for this...

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Seems like straight up melted butter would have been the best choice for this...

crab av guy ablsuoetly knows about this

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Seems like straight up melted butter would have been the best choice for this...

they were more burger than lobster in flavor therefore one wants a tangy or spicy accotrement :discourse:

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

precision posted:

last time i was in NYC i had lunch at this place that served GRILLED LOBSTER BURGERS

they were... realy loving good... and yes...

i put ketchip on them :twisted:

sick gently caress

oh, reading your description. butter was still the right choice.

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