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So close Also I wish I could buy pies like that here Do you have a law that requires MUSTARD to be in all caps along with the other common allergens in ingredients lists
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With that font I expected it to read "Simon Howie - Scotland's Tim Hortons"
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Feb 12, 2022 18:22
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Simon Howie, the Butcher of Scotland
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AARD VARKMAN posted:So close yup we do and i need to put a chart up saying this has this and blah blah
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Feb 12, 2022 18:24
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steinrokkan posted:Simon Howie, the Butcher of Scotland yeah...... not the best tagline
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I used to work at the laundry that did Simon Howie's shop rugs [they had a kid and a dog on them if memory serves] and without fail he'd phone up at 13:00 on a Thursday apoplectic that "MUH CAIRPIT - THE BIG YIN" was missing and every single time I'd have to remind him that his cleaning lady mopped at 12:30 and she had put the rug in the walk-in cupboard, whereupon he'd apologise and send us some black pudding. Quite why he'd always phone me was a mystery, I was in new business administration and mostly dealt with credit reports, but the black pudding was very tasty.
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Feb 12, 2022 18:32
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deano posted:ya just winged em, follow up kill shot yass now we're talking AARD VARKMAN posted:So close man honestly if you like a good pie you'd love it. even just a classic scotch pie is heaven, and that's before you get to macaroni or bean and tattie and the others
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Feb 12, 2022 18:48
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Fair fa’ your sharp, acidic tang Great Chieftain o’ the Scotch Pie gang! Ye staun aboon the whole shebang Steak, Mince or Mutton Sworn foe of every hunger pang And strainin’ button! Behind the Co-Op checkout’s shield Ye stand in majesty revealed Proud pasta tubes in pastry sealed Wi’ milky sheen And topped wi’ grated cheese congealed Like plasticine. His lunch see rustic Labour crave And bung ye in the microwave Until your stodgy guts behave Like lava streams And careless diners rant and rave Wi’ anguished screams. What setting suits your charms the best? A banquet for an honoured guest? Or watching Strictly in a vest? Each maun be prized. The eve of a blood glucose test? That’s no’ advised. Is there that owre his wilted greens Or trumpety Aduki beans Or juices packed wi’ carotenes An’ mingin’ flavour Regards this dish for kings an’ queens Wi’ stern disfavour? Poor devil! See him at the gym Astride a treadmill to keep trim Sae puritanical and prim That joy’s forbidden! The wind could sweep him on a whim Intae a midden. But mark the pasta-nurtured chiel! Life holds for him a rich appeal The cauld blast canna mak him kneel Or idly drift He’s blubbered like an Arctic seal And hard to shift. Ye Powers wha strive for mankind’s good And keep them healthy, fit and rude Auld Scotland wants nae rabbit food That maks her bony But one thing stirs her gratitude: Baked Macaroni!"
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Feb 12, 2022 18:51
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Tattie And The Others is the name of some coffee shop acoustic band
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Skulker posted:Fair fa’ your sharp, acidic tang 
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I got stuck watching videos on the Simon Howie YouTube channel which has like 50 views on some of them.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHZhPp9EuMs took a while to actually see the man himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7JAmZcxRBg
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here's my favourite scottish youtube videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA&t=107s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
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AARD VARKMAN posted:So close They highlight the allergens to make it quick to see if it will kill you edit: I totally didnt read what you said and just posted so I'm leaving this here as an example of idiocy
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Big Beef City posted:Tattie And The Others is the name of some coffee shop acoustic band went to school with a lad who got called tattie, no idea why tho
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Feb 12, 2022 19:08
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deano posted:went to school with a lad who got called tattie, no idea why tho there was a lad lived in the same flats as me, and went to my primary school who was nicknamed "cabbage". sadly we all knew why as he was a bit thick and actually probably developmentally disabled. thing is, even his mum called him Cabbage. nobody was mean to him though, even if he did try to chase someone with dogshit on a stick during a game of footie. different times I suppose.
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deano posted:just to check the mods cant see into this space: oval office oval office CUNTY CUNTER what was that? I'm sorry I oval office hear you
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:there was a lad lived in the same flats as me, and went to my primary school who was nicknamed "cabbage". yeah it was, our primary school ref for the kick abouts at break time was in a wheel chair due to muscle wastage thing but we got him a whistle and yellow and red cards and he would zoom up and down the side lines so he could join in as well
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deano posted:yeah it was, our primary school ref for the kick abouts at break time was in a wheel chair due to muscle wastage thing but we got him a whistle and yellow and red cards and he would zoom up and down the side lines so he could join in as well for some reason this made me think of our primary school jannie Mr T (he looked nothing like actual Mr T) because he used to ref our football too. i think having a cool jannie is an important part of early education
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:for some reason this made me think of our primary school jannie Mr T (he looked nothing like actual Mr T) because he used to ref our football too. Mr D(proper old school jannie) pours one out
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AARD VARKMAN posted:what was that? I'm sorry I oval office hear you thenturn your cunting volume up
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deano posted:just to check the mods cant see into this space: oval office oval office CUNTY CUNTER thank you for sharing your beautiful language with us
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steinrokkan posted:Simon Howie, the Butcher of Scotland I believe that was Edward the First.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:thank you for sharing your beautiful language with us not a problem
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deano posted:yeah that and oval office Scotland sounds a lot like Australia.
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Szyznyk posted:I believe that was Edward the First. oval office
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A pure classic AH'M GONNAE RIP YOUR JAW
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Scotland sounds a lot like Australia. They both love meat pies too. Really makes you think.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Scotland sounds a lot like Australia. Were most of the prisoners sent to Australia back in the day Scottish? Is that what the British did, give the Scotts their own island to protect London?
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Both also located on islands. Very suspicious imo. Has anyone seen Australia and Scotland in the same ocean together
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Zil posted:Were most of the prisoners sent to Australia back in the day Scottish? Is that what the British did, give the Scotts their own island to protect London? Keep your enemies close, and some of your enemies separated from you by a continent in every direction, I always say.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Scotland sounds a lot like Australia. There another prawn into the frier, bloke
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deano posted:haggis Mods?!
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