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Big Beef City: TikTok Workout Star
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Apr 27, 2022 18:59
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so op... doesn't work from home?
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Apr 27, 2022 19:00
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Big Beef City: TikTok Workout Star Seethin' to the Oldies
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Apr 27, 2022 19:01
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I found out that i'll be able to start going back to my office in June, and I'm looking forward to it! Can't wait to actually spend some in-person time working with my extremely cool co-workers!
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Apr 27, 2022 19:01
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boar guy posted:Seethin' to the Oldies
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Apr 27, 2022 19:02
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How are u posted:I found out that i'll be able to start going back to my office in June, and I'm looking forward to it! Can't wait to actually spend some in-person time working with my extremely cool co-workers! chill peiper. your noncoms can handle the executions i think
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Apr 27, 2022 19:03
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:to be fair tho, most employees are also being revealed to be obsolete (not as immediately obsolete as a manager, but i digress), especially with the admission by most that they only put in 1-2 hours of productive work and the rest is theatre to appease their liege. ask me about my opinions on automation and why UBI is needed imminently I can agree we should automate all the jobs but I'm not sure we shouldn't just let people die in a ditch. How about instead we use this influx of available labor towards blood sports. I wanna see Hunger Games, Squid Games, Battle Royal, Running Man etc. become reality. It's not the same when you it isn't someone real that is struggling for their life in a cruel capitalist hellscape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntz0_besT04
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Apr 27, 2022 19:04
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine having the gall to pull this when Jim from receiving was perfectly willing to construct you a macrame web sling hung from the ceiling that you could be suspended in that one of us would even let you out of probably once a shift to relieve yourself or whatever You joke but working from a hammock would loving rule. My hips hate office chairs. Nothing helps the fingat bones except for the probably placebo effect cbd lotions. Also many tylenol
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Apr 27, 2022 19:06
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KitConstantine posted:You joke but working from a hammock would loving rule. My hips hate office chairs. Nothing helps the fingat bones except for the probably placebo effect cbd lotions. Also many tylenol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjr3PpgeF0
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Apr 27, 2022 19:18
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Locking myself into my gyroscopic postingstation for a long day of emails
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Apr 27, 2022 19:21
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Big Beef City posted:I twerk at home. I'm sure your coworkers appreciate not having to see you every day.
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Apr 27, 2022 19:29
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KitConstantine posted:Locking myself into my gyroscopic postingstation for a long day of emails Lol I love the comments and thumbs up on that are all positive. WALL-E wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual guys.
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Apr 27, 2022 19:35
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The Butcher posted:Lol I love the comments and thumbs up on that are all positive. i actually think it is meant for the disabled, not as much the lazy
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Apr 27, 2022 19:43
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Been working from home for two years and now and I would be fine never going back to an office for the rest of my life. Work-life balance is still the same. When I’m offline no one tends to bother me unless there’s a big issue. Love never commuting. One down side is whenever I poop at work while I’m home it doesn’t have the same “gently caress you” impact as pooping at the office does.
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Apr 27, 2022 20:17
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boar guy posted:i actually think it is meant for the disabled, not as much the lazy I for one welcome the lazy to purchase such things since it'll hopefully make them easier for disabled people to access!
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Apr 27, 2022 20:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:One down side is whenever I poop at work while I’m home it doesn’t have the same “gently caress you” impact as pooping at the office does. I can’t poop at work because there are no bidets. One could say I feel entitled to a bidet 
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Apr 27, 2022 21:11
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hanging on the couch with the dogs and cat all day clocked in is dope son.
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Apr 27, 2022 21:22
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jacking off on the clock > pooping on the clock
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Apr 27, 2022 21:43
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I also had to go in to the office today for the first time in a long time to test if that fixed my VPN issues (it didn't). But at least I finally got my new mousepad to my desk. I don't really feel whatever other people are feeling when they complain about work-life balance. I work and life staring at the same screen, no problem. 17:00 rolls around and I minimize Visual Studio and maximize YouTube. For me, at least, it's really nice. If I feel like I want to work longer, I can have dinner, take a shower, and get back to it at any time. I'm about as productive in the office as at home, but at home, it's a lot easier to replace lunch with an hour (attempt at) sleep if I'm too tired to focus. I also like being able to sleep in more. Especially because most of my friends are in another timezone. I don’t mind the office, but it's a lot of walking to get to mine. I might feel different if I had a car or at least a scooter or something. My friends all tried convincing me to live in the neighboring state with them and commute like 1.5+ hours one way, and I am extremely glad I did not do that. I don't know how my two coworker friends do it. Starting next week, I have to come in once a week, and it feels like a hassle. WFH makes it harder to have failed office romances, sure, but I seem to be making friends at work no problem. We still have meetings, and I also have reasons to talk to them outside of those as well. I guess it depends on your job (and your ability to derail meetings with dumb attempts at comedy.) At the very least, WFH is good for the environment. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Apr 27, 2022 |
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Apr 27, 2022 22:22
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I work two jobs from home and will never go back to an office unless I land something at officesex.butts which i haven't even founded yet so good luck with that my life still sucks but it is better than other people's lives seem more interesting cuz they ain't mine
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Apr 27, 2022 22:42
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I'm hoping the trick is to treat my 2 days in the office just like I do on my worst days at home, and basically live like a god drat pig all day so eventually they stop asking me to come in.
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Apr 27, 2022 23:22
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Biohazard posted:I'm hoping the trick is to treat my 2 days in the office just like I do on my worst days at home, and basically live like a god drat pig all day so eventually they stop asking me to come in. hella gas
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Apr 27, 2022 23:26
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I will be traveling four different locations by train during London rush hours this week Two of them were necessary, it's million times easy to do those in person(new clients). One of them treated me with freshly cooked pasta at the nearby restaurant. They offered remote working once we gained some ground. Two of them were 100% "we're paying that consultant lots (for a non IT job) of money so BY GOD we will be having him here for something that can be done remotely". One of them literally thinks remote working makes people lazy Guess which ones also have nothing but contempt for me and my work and actively go on rants about how they only had their wits (and six million pounds) when they formed the company and don't need nothing else
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Apr 27, 2022 23:57
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Just send off all the computer touchers for a hard day of work at the BJ factory with no kneepads imo
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Apr 28, 2022 00:20
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just send off all the computer touchers for a hard day of work at the BJ factory with no kneepads imo You jest, but I almost lost my job at the dick-sucking factory mid-2020 until I brought up teledildonics at our monthly team meeting. The company invested and now clients have a unit at home that sucks them, but I control it remotely with a device full of sensors that I suck like a flesh and blood cock. All for $9.99/mo. I've seen the future and it is good.
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Apr 28, 2022 00:28
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an overlooked benefit of WFH is that it extends the lifespan of your car. I mean, if your commute was 30 miles a day and this is eliminated, like mine was, that's kind of a big deal
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Apr 28, 2022 01:34
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One of the other b enefits of wfh is you can just piss and poo poo wherever you want and nobody will yell at you.
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Apr 28, 2022 01:46
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Buce posted:One of the other b enefits of wfh is you can just piss and poo poo wherever you want and nobody will yell at you. I already do that at the office.
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Apr 28, 2022 01:54
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I'd lose it if I had to work in a office with people
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Apr 28, 2022 02:41
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I will quit my job the moment they make me go back into the office
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Apr 28, 2022 02:44
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work sucks lol
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Apr 28, 2022 02:52
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:I will quit my job the moment they make me go back into the office you entitled piece of poo poo!!!!!
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Apr 28, 2022 02:55
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I have six hours of zoom calls tomorrow doing it at home
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Apr 28, 2022 02:58
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no one knows i spent thousands of dollars on rare and exotic colognes over zoom unless i strategically place the decanters (or atomizers or bottles lmao u pleb) strategically around my "home office"
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Apr 28, 2022 03:02
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kntfkr posted:hella gas Remember that one guy that posted in e/n about how his farts were causing his coworkers to complain and he was like lactose intolerant or something but refused to stop eating cheese? And his fridge was like just full of cheese. That guy is our hero. You can get the okay to work from home by causing your coworkers to be so repulsed by you that they won't let you come to the office anymore. Life hax
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Apr 28, 2022 03:28
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If it weren’t for the commute I wouldn’t mind working in the office so much.
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Apr 28, 2022 03:41
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:i like working from home because i can masturbate freely and play video games during the times im obligated to socialize with my goblinesque coworkers. every other reason to commute seems like window dressing to me and you can emptyquote me if youre brave enough to agree yeah, what he said!
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Apr 28, 2022 03:41
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the thing i miss most about commuting is sitting in traffic, mad, listening to terry gross interview a person who wrote a book about something
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Apr 28, 2022 05:03
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I have a less than 10 minute commute on a not too busy state highway.
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Apr 28, 2022 05:04
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I actually do have to kinda commute in that I have to drive to my megacorp's daycare to drop the kids off but then i drive back home to start working
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Apr 28, 2022 05:05
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