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Hi I’m Rick, from SleepNudeWeb
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:06 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 08:01 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Hi How do we connect for a snuggle party?
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:06 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:How do we connect for a snuggle party? Line Em Up
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:12 |
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Line Em Up
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:14 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:All of you nocturnal emitters have you considered sleeping naked with a condom on? Maybe throw in a butt plug too, we all poo poo ourselves here Feels a lot better without a condom tho
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:18 |
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good morning
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 18:23 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I just pull my foreskin up and over my whole body like a sleeping bag. Is that naked? I don't know, I don't care, but I sleep like a swaddled baby. With their foreskin intact. Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this? And of course I don't sleep naked, i'm not a barbarian.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:00 |
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MakaVillian posted:Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this? Come back for step 2 after you’ve chiseled out that layer of petrified smegma.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:05 |
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MakaVillian posted:Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this? Yeah but think about how good it feels when your junk rubs up on some real soft sheets
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:05 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Come back for step 2 after you’ve chiseled out that layer of petrified smegma. Why would I do that? Feels like that would be a solid protective layer
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:06 |
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MakaVillian posted:Why would I do that? Feels like that would be a solid protective layer THIS IS WHY YOULL NEVER HAVE A FORESKIN SLEEPING BAG!
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:08 |
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yo why do they call it smegma anyway?
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:11 |
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i learned a bit about the word itself early 19th century: via Latin from Greek smēgma ‘soap’, from smēkhein ‘cleanse’. but soap and cleanse are like the opposite of smegma
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:13 |
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This thread cracks me up
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:17 |
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Well, not on the bus. Any more.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:19 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:THIS IS WHY YOULL NEVER HAVE A FORESKIN SLEEPING BAG! Yeah well, you'll forgive me if i'd rather wait on the verdict of the actual creator of the foreskin sleeping bag rather than some amateur
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:29 |
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I bet you could purchase an elephant foreskin sleeping bag if you find yourself wanting
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:31 |
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I prefer to remain as clothed as is practical for any given weather/situation. I'll grudgingly sleep in boxer shorts in the summer but what I really want to do is crank the AC to a preposterous level and wear sweatpants.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 19:50 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i learned a bit about the word itself The formula was different back then
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:01 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I prefer to remain as clothed as is practical for any given weather/situation. I'll grudgingly sleep in boxer shorts in the summer but what I really want to do is crank the AC to a preposterous level and wear sweatpants. Gross.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:02 |
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it's only smegma man in the west. in japan, he's cock man
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:09 |
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MakaVillian posted:Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this? Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut???
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:09 |
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studying the ancient smegma texts
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:10 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I bet you could purchase an elephant foreskin sleeping bag if you find yourself wanting
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:30 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut??? He can regrow it back anyway. This is a thing not many guys know about. I grow and trim my foreskin with the seasons.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:34 |
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Knormal posted:That's cruel, you should purchase the whole elephant then befriend him until he lets you sleep in foreskin willingly. look, you know i'm not allowed to go to the zoo anymore
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 20:55 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i learned a bit about the word itself Well yeah of course they are, with that attitude
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:10 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Hi Oh yeah the pillow guy How are the lawsuits going
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:15 |
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Hang out with your wang out
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:20 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut??? No i'm not, my foreskin is just clearly inadequate
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:36 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:He can regrow it back anyway. This is a thing not many guys know about. I grow and trim my foreskin with the seasons. Summer blanket / winter quilt, great idea.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:39 |
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Blanket made of foreskins
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:42 |
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New Silence of the Lambs movie sounding good.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 21:47 |
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I have a fiveskin.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 22:06 |
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it's been around 89-90 degrees in my apartment until well after midnight lately, so yes. i sleep as naked as possible directly underneath a giant fan
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 00:03 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 00:10 |
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Anybody planning to go naked tonight because of this thread?
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 01:13 |
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Summer blanket / winter quilt, great idea. This guy gets it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 01:14 |
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TontoCorazon posted:Anybody planning to go naked tonight because of this thread? I'm gonna try it but if I damage my balls I'm holding you responsible
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 01:48 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 08:01 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm gonna try it but if I damage my balls I'm holding you responsible The sock footie ball sac post was intriguing They wouldn't stay, right?
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 02:05 |