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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hi

I’m Rick, from SleepNudeWeb

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hi

I’m Rick, from SleepNudeWeb

How do we connect for a snuggle party?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How do we connect for a snuggle party?

Line Em Up

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Line Em Up

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

All of you nocturnal emitters have you considered sleeping naked with a condom on? Maybe throw in a butt plug too, we all poo poo ourselves here

Feels a lot better without a condom tho ;)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
good morning :)

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

I just pull my foreskin up and over my whole body like a sleeping bag. Is that naked? I don't know, I don't care, but I sleep like a swaddled baby. With their foreskin intact.

Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this?

And of course I don't sleep naked, i'm not a barbarian.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

MakaVillian posted:

Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this?

And of course I don't sleep naked, i'm not a barbarian.

Come back for step 2 after you’ve chiseled out that layer of petrified smegma.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


MakaVillian posted:

Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this?

And of course I don't sleep naked, i'm not a barbarian.

Yeah but think about how good it feels when your junk rubs up on some real soft sheets

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Come back for step 2 after you’ve chiseled out that layer of petrified smegma.

Why would I do that? Feels like that would be a solid protective layer

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

MakaVillian posted:

Why would I do that? Feels like that would be a solid protective layer

THIS IS WHY YOULL NEVER HAVE A FORESKIN SLEEPING BAG!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


yo why do they call it smegma anyway?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i learned a bit about the word itself

early 19th century: via Latin from Greek smēgma ‘soap’, from smēkhein ‘cleanse’.

but soap and cleanse are like the opposite of smegma

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
This thread cracks me up

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Well, not on the bus.


Any more.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

THIS IS WHY YOULL NEVER HAVE A FORESKIN SLEEPING BAG!

Yeah well, you'll forgive me if i'd rather wait on the verdict of the actual creator of the foreskin sleeping bag rather than some amateur :colbert:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I bet you could purchase an elephant foreskin sleeping bag if you find yourself wanting

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I prefer to remain as clothed as is practical for any given weather/situation. I'll grudgingly sleep in boxer shorts in the summer but what I really want to do is crank the AC to a preposterous level and wear sweatpants.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i learned a bit about the word itself

early 19th century: via Latin from Greek smēgma ‘soap’, from smēkhein ‘cleanse’.

but soap and cleanse are like the opposite of smegma

The formula was different back then

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I prefer to remain as clothed as is practical for any given weather/situation. I'll grudgingly sleep in boxer shorts in the summer but what I really want to do is crank the AC to a preposterous level and wear sweatpants.

Gross.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
it's only smegma man in the west. in japan, he's cock man

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

MakaVillian posted:

Goddamn that sounds comfy. Any tips on where to start on stretching one's foreskin to do this?

And of course I don't sleep naked, i'm not a barbarian.

Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut???

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


studying the ancient smegma texts

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Colonel Cancer posted:

I bet you could purchase an elephant foreskin sleeping bag if you find yourself wanting
That's cruel, you should purchase the whole elephant then befriend him until he lets you sleep in foreskin willingly.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut???

He can regrow it back anyway. This is a thing not many guys know about. I grow and trim my foreskin with the seasons.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Knormal posted:

That's cruel, you should purchase the whole elephant then befriend him until he lets you sleep in foreskin willingly.

look, you know i'm not allowed to go to the zoo anymore

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i learned a bit about the word itself

early 19th century: via Latin from Greek smēgma ‘soap’, from smēkhein ‘cleanse’.

but soap and cleanse are like the opposite of smegma

Well yeah of course they are, with that attitude

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hi

I’m Rick, from SleepNudeWeb

Oh yeah the pillow guy

How are the lawsuits going

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Hang out

with your wang out

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Idk, mine came this way. Are you sure you're not cut???

No i'm not, my foreskin is just clearly inadequate :(

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He can regrow it back anyway. This is a thing not many guys know about. I grow and trim my foreskin with the seasons.

Summer blanket / winter quilt, great idea.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Blanket made of foreskins

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





New Silence of the Lambs movie sounding good.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I have a fiveskin.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
it's been around 89-90 degrees in my apartment until well after midnight lately, so yes. i sleep as naked as possible directly underneath a giant fan

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Anybody planning to go naked tonight because of this thread?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Summer blanket / winter quilt, great idea.

This guy gets it.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



TontoCorazon posted:

Anybody planning to go naked tonight because of this thread?

I'm gonna try it but if I damage my balls I'm holding you responsible

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm gonna try it but if I damage my balls I'm holding you responsible

The sock footie ball sac post was intriguing

They wouldn't stay, right?

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